The World According to Chris

From: “Carrie: The Musical”The World According To Chris by MICHAEL GORE Lyrics by: DEAN PITCHFORD Published Under License From Imagem Music Copyright © 2013 Telekinetic Music, Dean Pitchford Music and Mind Alone Music All Rights Administered Worldwide by lmagem Music LLC All Rights Reserved Used by Permission NOTICE: Purchasers of this musical file are entitled to use it for their personal enjoyment and musical fulfillment. However, any duplication, adaptation, arranging and/or transmission of this copyrighted music requires the written consent of the copyright owner(s) ! and of Imagem Music. Unauthorized uses are infringements of the copyright laws of the United States and other countries and may subject the user to civil and/or criminal penalties. musicnotes.com com .gan— same plot! Ev - 8 A(add2) . THE WORLD ACCORDING TO CHRIS Lyrics by Music by DEAN PITCHFORD MICHAEL GORE Fast = 156 B7sus 5 CHRIS: Guess what? Ev . ing peo .’ry -one’s been dump-ing on their fel . ple they feel Copyright © 2013 Telekinetic Music. low man. Dean Pitchford Music and Mind Alone Music All Rights Administered Worldwide by lmagem Music LLC ! All Rights Reserved Used by Permission Compliments of musicnotes. er since the world be . pound . Get real! Some of us have got it. My dad . hon .ter than. like it or not. oh.com . cuz you feel ev - 14 . 2 11 E B7sus bet . and 17 A(add2) E some got squat.one de-serves a shot. I hope you’re tak . girl.’ry .ing notes.ey. That’s the truth. 20 C m7 B/D I hate to break it to you. dy taught me you get no - ! Compliments of musicnotes. So now I’m shar - 26 B/D E E/F . 32 F /A B F /A Bet .ter to screw than get screwed.bly think it’s bi . 3 23 E F sus F C m .ing his ad .zarre. vice.a .ter to strike than get struck. The world ac . You’d prob .cord-ing to Ch - 29 B F /A E/G ris is: Bet .com . ing nice. ! Compliments of musicnotes.where be . 41 D(add2) Not fair! Each and ev .’ry class. 44 A CHRIS: Hey. 4 35 E F 7sus B7sus But that’s the way things are! N. ev . ers pass. those los . there’s a dick in ev .’ry time I fail.com .’ry one of them can kiss my ass! You won-der why I love him? ! Compliments of musicnotes. E7sus 38 BILLY: I swear.C. in’ guy.’ring eye. One day he looks at me and. 50 D(add2) on top of that. ! Compliments of musicnotes. he had a wand ... So queer! And.com ..bye . 5 47 E7sus BILLY: One year.. 53 A F m7 BILLY: CHRIS: BOTH: (Punch!) . We’re here to tell 56 E/G A Bsus B you how this whole damn freak show works. there was this good-look . bye! I bet he got the mes-sage. ris is: Bet .ter to burn than get burned.cord-ing to Ch .com . 65 A/C B/D E Bet .ter to punch than get punched. Learn ! Compliments of musicnotes.cord-ing to Ch .ris is: Bet . Learn Bet . 6 59 F m7 E/G A If you don’t list . then you’re jerks! 62 B7sus E B/D BILLY: The world ac .ter to punch than get punched. KIDS: The world ac .ter to burn than get burned. en. 7 68 B/D A B7sus that and you’re gon .com . are. na go far.C. BILLY & KIDS: Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah ! Compliments of musicnotes. na go far. are. Cuz that’s the way things CHRIS: that and you’re gon . Cuz that’s the way things 71 N. Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah (nasty) 75 CHRIS. thing ! Compliments of musicnotes. you don’t un . 83 A (add2) What was just a joke got out of hand. der . TOMMY: Everybody was doing it. too! What came o . stand.com .ver me was some . 86 E We kept on scream-in’ till she hit the floor. 8 79 B 7sus SUE: Tom-my. 89 B 7sus SUE: Hey! I was in there. er ev - 102 B /D E E /F .thing I 99 E Fsus F Cm7 could do or say.er done be . 96 Cm7 B /D SUE: And now I wish there’s some . fore. I did things I’ve nev . ! Compliments of musicnotes.er felt this way. I’ve nev . 9 93 A (add2) E new.com . ing sad. 10 Half-Time feel 105 B F/A E /G TOMMY: Look.o .com . Sue! I can tell you’re feel . Boo hoo! So KIDS: Boo hoo! So ! Compliments of musicnotes. You can tell 108 F/A B F/A me to keep my mouth shut.vise? Fast 4 111 E E (add2)/F B 5 B 7sus B 5 TOMMY: SUE: What? A-pol . but wan . 115 C7sus CHRIS: Ooh.na know what I’d ad .gize. Sue! Don’t be so hard on your .self. ! Compliments of musicnotes. Oh oh Oh oh Oh Oh Who’s be . low.dy taught GIRLS: Oh oh BOYS: He’s got the right i . and that’s too damn bad. My dad . 121 F Dm7 love my dad.a.ta KIDS: we clob-bered Car . and that’s too damn bad.com . This is why ya got . 11 118 B (add2) CHRIS: we clob-bered Car .rie. Oh 124 C F Gsus G me who’s on top and who’s be .de .rie. low. cord-ing to Ch - KIDS: The world ac . The world ac .com . 12 127 Dm7 C/E F G7sus And now it’s time I let you know. poco a poco 135 Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hah nah nah nah nah ! Compliments of musicnotes.cord-ing to 131 Cm7 KIDS: ris! Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah cresc. ing to Chris.cord .cord .com . 13 138 GROUP 1: nah nah Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah GROUP 2: Ac .cord .ing to Chris. Ac .ing to Chris. The world ac - ! Compliments of musicnotes.ing to Chris. Her BILLY: The world ac . The world ac . 141 Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Hah nah nah nah nah world.cord . The world ac .com . Her cord . The world ac . 147 B /C D (add2)/E CHRIS: world. Her world. 14 144 nah nah nah nah Hah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Her Her world.ing to Chris.cord . rall.ing to Ch - world.cord . ! Compliments of musicnotes.ing to Chris. com . 153 A 5/D A 5/E A5 A 5/G E .ter to whip than get whipped. And that’s the way things are.bod . 156 A 5/D D sus2 A /E D sus2/E N.y bleeds.ven if some . bod .C. ! Compliments of musicnotes. 15 Slowly = 96 150 A5 A 5/G A 5/F ris is: Bet . rall. please! No .y dies from a scar.