The Goonies

Astoria, Oregon: A jailhouse.Interior Jailhouse A jail guard unlocks a cell block to call the inmates out for their lunch. Guard: Lunch time. The Inmates exit their cells and are talking to each other. Guard: The longer you animals bark the colder your lunch gets. Come on, move it out!You too down there. Hey turkey... Guard walks down to an open cell where one inmate has not emerged. He walks in and discovers that the inmate, Jake Fratelli, has apparently hung himself. There is a note on his chest reading, "To whom it may concern". The guard removes it, turns it over and reads the back. The Goonies Guard: "You schmuck. Do you really think I'd be stupid enough to kill 2 The Goonies Jake opens his eyes and grins, and knocks the guard unconscious. Jake untangles himself by removing a pipe from his belt which supported his weight. Outside Jailhouse Francis Fratelli, Jake's brother, is pouring a ring of gasoline around the front entrance, while their mother, Mama Fratelli, waits behind the wheel of their ORV. Mama F: Come on! Francis throws the empty gasoline can in the back of the ORV and then jumps into the passenger seat, loading a semi-automatic pistol. Jake hurries down the front steps of the jailhouse in his street clothes. Mama F: Here he comes. Mama starts the car as Jake runs over to the right rear door. It's locked. Jake: Francis, it's the lock. The lock, Francis. Francis: Let go of the handle. Jake: I don't have the handle. Open the lock! Mama F: Jake, up! (Gesturing to the open sunroof) Jake: No. Mama F: Come on. Move... Francis: It's open. Mama F: (To Francis) Get down! (To Jake) Come on! Jake: Thanks Mama. Francis now reaches down through the open passenger side window and fires the gun into the gasoline on the ground. A ring of fire flares up around the entrance, trapping the jail guards who have hastily emerged looking for Jake. Francis laughs victoriously. Mama Fratelli puts the car in gear and screeches away. A number of police cars quickly pursue them. High School Football Field A young girl loads a cassette tape into a player and starts it. 3 The Goonies Andi: Okay you guys, let's try the victory pyramid. Okay so...alright... She directs the girls as they assemble as the police chase whisks by, sirens blaring. Andi: Let's work on this next move. We can do it. Next row, come on, put your arms up, put your arms up... smile...good. (excitedly) You got it! Street Corner The Fratellis race through a red light with several police cars hot on their tail. A Hispanic woman, Rosalita, nervously hurries across the street as cars whisk by on both sides of her. House: Kitchen Mouth is watching an unrelated police chase on a small television which is turned up too loud. His father, a plumber, is struggling to make some repairs under a counter. Dad: Turn that TV off son, I can't hear myself think. Mouth: Yeah right, dad. Mouth grudgently turns off the TV set, but the live Fratelli chase is passing the open window. He slaps the TV a couple times, puzzled as to where the sound is coming from. Mouth: Huh? Dad: The water going down son? Mouth: (Looks in the sink) Uh...no. Dad: Going down now? (Water gushes from the drain, completely drenching Mouth. He is unable to answer.) Dad: Sorry, kid. (The Docks) (Stefanie, known to her friends as Stef, is at the docks. The chase passes behind her while her head is immersed in a fishing barrel. She surfaces with a crab in hand and tosses it aside, oblivious to the commotion.) 4 He is the only Goonie to have actually witnessed the police chase. (Francis throws the car into 4-wheel drive. to get the best possible look. He presses against the window. suction-cupped harpoon from his belt buckle. The annual ORV beach rally is just starting and there are dozens of similar ORV's starting a race on the beach. much to his delight. shit! (The Beach) (The Fratellis arrive at the beach.) (Stop 'n Snack) (Lawrence... Data is drawn uncontrollably across the alley and falls head first into the drum. trust in your old mother boys. The police chase speeds by while he is in the drum.a police chase!(The cars race by and some gunshots are fired.) Jake: What the hell are we doing here? Mama F: Ah. Throw it into four wheel drive and hold onto your hats. but it is stopped by a chain attached to it.) Chunk: Oh wow. A thread spool in his belt buckle starts to reel it in.. The drum starts to move towards him..The Goonies (An Alleyway) (Data is testing a new device of his that shoots a small.Go! (Mama Fratelli lurches the ORV forward in the sand and merges with the rally.) 5 . They are quickly lost in the crowd of other ORVs.) With bullets!! (The condiments from his food smear all over the window and the milkshake bursts open.) Ah. Are you ready to go?. temporarily away from their pursuers. It attaches itself securely to a steel drum across the alley. food in his right hand and milkshake in his left. whose friends refer to him as "Chunk" is at an arcade game near the front window.) Announcer: Welcome to the third annual ORV rally. Mama Fratelli laughs. . dic. Yo Mikey. This is our last weekend together. (He jumps onto Brand's chest. I was just trying to delate myself.. pushing the weights down on top of Brand. Mouth. stretching a spring-type chest exerciser. No. Meekey.) Thanks. Nothing exciting ever happens around here anyway. Mouth is carrying a Pepsi. Brand: That's delude yourself. Bedroom) Mikey: Oh. Mikey.. what's the matter with you guys? Come on? What's the matter? What is this. Brand: Get your foot off the table.) Mouth: Hey. it's Mouth. Brand: I know how you feel. Mikey opens the screen door to let Mouth in.) Brand: Oh. I'll kill you.dictate myself. no. a nuclear Saturday or something? Come on. Mouth: You got it. dummy.I'm no adopted wuss. Eh. bummer. He slouches in an armchair. A knock is heard at the front door. Who needs the Goondocks? Who needs this house? I can't wait to get outta here. last "Goonie" weekend. by flunking your driver's test? (Brand takes a swing at him) Don't know what to do with ya. Brand and Mikey both lunge to get to the door first. downin' some brews.. and is wearing a concert shirt for Prince's Purple Rain.The Goonies (Walsh Residence.. seen Adrian? Hey guys.. guys. I'm sure going to miss this place too. Mikey: That's what I said. (Brand pushes up hard on the weights.. Brand.but nooo.y'know. wimp. lifting Mikey at the same time. What's going down guys? Hey. We got to be goin' out in style. (Picks up a copy of MAD magazine and begins thumbing through) Brand: Really? Mikey: Nah. Mikey: Adopted wuss. um. what's going down? (Puts his foot on the coffee table). Mouth is there combing his hair. (Brand walks away from the door. sniffin' some lace. uh. cruisin' the coast.) Brand: (Throwing Mikey aside) Adopted wuss. kid. Brand! (Living Room) (Brand peers around the corner and sees Mouth through the glass door. 6 . The one older brother had to go and screw it up. right? 7 . it was this real neat ORV. Chunk: Come on.) Mouth: Jerk alert! It's Chunk. It rolls across the railing and falls into another bucket. makes a strange facial expression. and then shakes himself... This time I'm telling the truth. the rotation of which pulls open the gate for Chunk.) Chunk: You turd! Brand: Feed the fish. okay. but Mouth closes the screen door just as he gets there. (Mouth steps out onto the veranda.. Mouth: First you gotta do the Truffle Shuffle. Mouth: (Insistent) Do it! (Chunk groans and then climbs up onto a tree stump near the gate. Chunk: Come on.) Mikey: Cut it out. There was two cop cars. It was the most amazing thing I ever saw! Mikey: More amazing than the time Michael Jackson came over to your house to use the bathroom? Brand: More amazing than the time you saved those old people from that nursing home fire. okay. Mikey. I just got the best. Mouth giggles hysterically. Chunk: (He opens the screen door and comes in) Listen. and there were bullets flying all over the place. Chunk is at the gate trying to get in.. Mouth: You flunked your driver's test? Brand: Shut up. (shouting) Hey you guys. you're not going to believe me. And they were chasing this four wheel deal. You guys will never believe me. you gotta let me in.you're not gonna believe. A long and complex chain reaction occurs.The Goonies Chunk: (Outside) Hey guys. (Chunk steps up to the door. You guys. Mouth: Do it. Chunk: I'm not lyin'. guys. The layers of fat on his chest and abdomen jiggle as he makes all sorts of silly sounds to accompany. (Mikey pulls on a cord which raises a tin bucket. He rolls up the lower half of his shirt. I just saw the most amazing thing in my entire life.. Mouth. releasing a bowling ball. ultimately turning on the sprinkler.) Chunk: Oh guys. thanks a lot. Mouth.. But his sister did! (A Balcony. Ha ha.) Mikey: Chunk! Chunk: Hey. Michael Jackson didn't come over to my house. The others. huh? Ha ha. (The statue falls as Chunk finishes his sentence. next door) (Data loads a cassette into a Walkman on his belt. I knew you would think that from good old Chunk.) Data: Okay Data.) Mikey: Uh oh! Screen door! (To Mouth) Open the screen door! Data: Mikey! The screen door! (Data crash lands through the door into everybody in the living room. and I bet it was even more amazing than the time you ate your weight in Godfather's Pizza. see his approach. don't mess this one up.) Mikey: Oh my God! Brand: You idiot! (Chunk picks it up. to use the bathroom. catches a tall porcelain statue that topples from an end table. they all fall over. I bet you guys thought I was going to drop it. looking out over the veranda. He has a tightwire strung from the top of his house to the roof overhang over the Walsh's veranda next door. It's perfect. Chunk: What? Mikey: (Worried) Ooooh. right? Chunk: Okay Brand. He hadn't steadied it to ensure its stability.) Mikey: Oh my God. Mikey notices that the penis broke off. and prepare for the Wings of Flight. apparently in one piece. at the back of the crowd. (The statue is of a nude man.) Chunk: Look. (Positions the broken piece) 8 .The Goonies Mouth: Yeah. (Data hangs from a wheel-type mechanism that allows him to "fly" over to Mikey's house in a 007 type manner. (Places the statue back on the end table). James Bond music starts. Chunk: What? Mikey: That's my mom's most favorite piece. Chunk. it's not broken. Mrs. Mouth: (Interrupts) Well. Ma. My dad'll fix it. Mrs. Walsh: Uh. 9 . no more potato chips. this is Rosalita. Mikey: Olé! Mouth: Hola! Mrs. boys.. and I know some of you have taken some Spanish in school. Come with us. Walsh. Mouth: Soitenly. Mrs. Data: Well let me tell you what. Walsh: You're a lifesaver Clarke. Walsh arrives) Mikey: Oh...The Goonies Chunk: Oh my God. And if it's any help to you I'd be glad to communicate with Rosalita. sure he will. Mikey: You shut up about that stuff. Mrs.. It'll never happen. That's where we're moving when we lose our house tomorrow.. Brand: Yeah. flashing a wicked grin to his friends.. Mouth. Walsh: I see Data dropped by.. Mouth. Brand: Shut up. It's also got the highest murder rate in the country. Walsh. Walsh: (Introduces Rosalita) Boys. Mikey: Shut up. Mikey: That's wrong Brand. how are you? Mouth: Hi Mrs. Mouth: (like Groucho Marx) You wouldn't be here if it wasn't. Brand: It's Brand. It won't happen! (Mrs. Data: (Changing the subject) Hey.) Mrs. Mrs. Rosalita's going to help us with the packing just until my arm is better. (Mouth follows the two women out of the room. I've told you. Walsh. Chunk: Hi. (To Brand) Hello Mikey honey. Data: Hi. If he gets his next four hundred paychecks by tomorrow afternoon.hi Mom! Brand: Hi Mom. hi. Mrs. will you? Mouth: (Innocently) Why certainly. That's where Motown started. I speak perfect Spanish. Walsh: Mikey. Rosalita doesn't speak a word of English. any of you guys ever hear of Detroit? Mikey: No.. Walsh. (Sarcastically) I guess that's why it's always open. (To Mouth) Clarke.. If God made us do it that way you'd all be pissing in your faces.just throw them all into cardboard boxes. The others are trying to take advantage of Mikey's mom's business with Rosalita to repair the statue. Mrs. 10 . Walsh: Now Rosalita. (Mrs. smiling and proud of Clarke) Oh. How's that? How's that? (Chunk glued the penis on up-side-down. and Rosalita approach the half-open attic stairs. Walsh is now showing Rosalita a chest of drawers and relaying the following instructions to Mouth for a trustworthy interpretation. Mr.The Goonies (Mikey and Chunk have been hiding the broken statue with their bodies. Walsh. Walsh. Chunk: That's what I said! Mikey: Of course she'll notice.. Jus. Forget the suitcases. Always separate the drugs. ever. Walsh doesn't like anybody (tiptoeing to close the stairway with her free hand) up here. You glued it on up-side-down. She notices everything. the Heroin in the bottom.) Mrs. (Mouth walks away. It's filled with Mr. this is the attic. Walsh: Pants and shirts are in the second. Walsh: (Whispering to herself. Rosalita stares disbelievingly at the chest. Brand: You dork.) Mrs. can you translate that? Mouth: Why certainly. Mouth: (To Rosalita) Translation: Marijuana goes in the top drawer. managing to contain his laughter. (Mrs. Cocaine and Speed in the second. Mouth. Walsh's Sexual Torture Devices. Chunk: Looks fine to me.) Chunk: Look.notice that the dick and balls are missing? Mikey: I wonder if she'll notice. Mrs. Mouth: (translation) Never go up there. that's wonderful.) Mikey: Oh you idiot..) Chunk: (His mouth full of food) Do you think your Mom's going to notice? Mikey: What?! Chunk: (His mouth still full) Do you think your Mom's going to notice. simply wonderful. What? 11 . okay? Data: (Disappointed) Alright.. but that's exactly what you're going to be in. Ma. Brand. Rosie? (Kindly... (Stammers for a word) Brand: "Shit". Walsh. Walsh: I'm serious Brandon. Data: Hi.I'm going to be back in about an hour. praising him on his remarkable skills as an interpreter.) Mrs. Walsh: . I'm taking Rosalita to the supermarket. Mrs. if he's coming down with asthma I don't want him out in the rain.. Mrs. I want you kept inside. dustpans. Data: Data. Walsh: You are so fluent in Spanish.. Mrs... You're so fluent in languages. Brand: He should be put in a plastic bubble. Walsh: . Walsh: This is my supply closet. Mrs. Clarke. insect spray. Walsh: (To all) Boys. That was so nice of you. Mouth: "Nice" is my middle name. (Emphasizing) I would really like the house clean when they tear it down.The Goonies (Mouth walks on. He takes one step outside and you are in deep.. absolutely the deepest. use the back door from now on. Mrs.. we've got much more to do. (To Mouth) Come on Clarke. smiling) Okay? You're going to be very happy here. She jumps when Mouth touches her left shoulder.Data. That's not funny. Walsh: I don't like that language. Mikey. Walsh.. Walsh: (Points in the statue's direction) What is that? Chunk: Ah shit. Mrs... Rosalita: (to herself) (translation) I am in a crazy house. (To Data) And you. Mrs. Walsh leads them on to her supply closet. You'll find everything you need: brooms. Now listen.) Mrs. Mrs. (Mrs. Walsh: Okay. Mrs. Mrs. Rosalita stares at the attic in shock. can you translate? Mouth: (translation) If you do a bad job you'll be locked in here with the cockroaches for two weeks without food or water. Walsh is done instructing Rosalita and is coming downstairs with Mouth. Dotta. Walsh and Rosilita leave) (cont. Mikey: That's what I said. no.) Mikey: That's my dad's responsibility. kids.. Maybe there's some stuff that we can keep from the oldsiders. Chunk: Food! Lots of food. you guys. Mouth: Hey guys. (Everybody's talking at once as they all run for the attic. 12 . Señorita! (Mrs.The Goonies Mrs. Walsh: One hour. damn it. Chunk: Bye. Brand: Bye Mom. wait a minute guys. You guys listen to me. Maybe there's some rich stuff. Walsh: What is that?! (Still pointing. Mrs. you guys... (Kisses Mikey) Rosie? Mouth: Bye. Brand: Curator. The museum's probably got a list of it somewhere. Chunk: (Relieved) Oh yeah. Mikey: No. (They open the attic stairs and everybody climbs up.. I didn't know Dad had all this stuff up here. Mrs. Mouth: Hey. sure. or whoever they pick to be the new assistant curly.)Brand: (To Mikey) You want a breathing problem? (Pulls Mikey in the chair with him) You've got one. Bye baby.) (Attic) Brand: Hey. Mouth: You got it. but at the broken potato chips on the floor in front of the statue) That is a mess! I want it cleaned up boys. Mikey is objecting. or kerney. look at this. Walsh. Mouth: (Wickedly) Adios. and I'll be back. That's his stuff. Maybe there's some stuff up there for us.(To Mikey) what's your dad going to do with all that stuff that's in the attic? Mikey: He's going to give it back to the museum. It's quite loud in the attic.. Come on guys. Isn't this great? I like this stuff! Mikey: Hey. You heard what my mom said to the housekeeper about not wanting anybody up here. my hayfever's acting up. look at this.. Mikey: Man. (Mikey snatches the painting away from Mouth. Mikey: You guys. give me a nice.) Mikey: Gotcha! Now get out from behind there. Mouth: Love it. 13 . (Mouth now sticks his tongue through the hole and wiggles it.. okay? Chunk: Hey Mikey.. Brand: Scared. Mouth: (Placing his arm around Mikey's shoulders) Mikey. Mouth: You're ruining my joke! The painting's already trash. stop. This is my dad's place. He poked a hole through the canvas where her mouth is and is now behind the canvas talking through the hole.The Goonies Chunk: Ah. this is great. okay? Data: Come on.) Mikey: (Takes a puff on his aspirator) Okay guys. what is it? Data. you saw it. let's stay a little. you're messing this up.you guys.. Data: That's neat. great. Mikey: I don't care what you have in your attic. He doesn't want you up here. Come on. Mikey.. falsetto voice) Meekey. Mouth: Meekey. You're ruining the painting. Neato.. Mikey: What? (Mouth has found a sensuous painting of a woman.) Brand: (In background. and you always break something. I cannot believe that you actually have something this cool in your house. wet lickery kiss. it's dusty in here. Look at that.) Mouth: (In a silly. (Thunder outside. come on guys. Mikey: Ouch. to Data) Yeah. my mom said. put down the outfit. Mikey? Chunk: (Pretending to be a pirate and brandishing a sword) I gotcha right were I want ya. come here and make me feel like a woman. Now let's get out of here.. We only have old Hanukkah decorations in our attic. Mikey: That's what I said. Brand: Retrospective. anticipating the shatter) Five. is fascinated by an old book about pirates. these are the rejects. You always contradict me.. the Goonies..... but he needs to make it look like an accident. when you drop something. holding the frame. wait a sec.. you know how this works? Watch. alright? (Brand. Data and Brand are looking at an old lightening ball. Chunk: .. and. Mike? Mike. They did a show. Mike...there's a real big ball. Chunk: Neat.two. uninvolved.it was about the history of Astoria. Mikey reflects for a moment. you know. You're going to get me in trouble.. I knew what. (In the background..) Chunk: Hey. Laser beams! (Makes blaster sounds) Mikey: Mouth.one. Get over here. if you put one finger there. It was a retropakum. I was right. Mikey: I know you didn't touch it.. put it back up.The Goonies Mouth: Who cares? Mikey: I told you not to touch it.. (Data is still fascinated with the lightening ball..Turn it off. (He wants to see what's behind the dusty glass.) Brand: How did you turn that on?.. Mikey? Mikey? Mikey: What? Chunk: What is all this neat stuff? Mikey: The museum did some kind of..and it's got this big thing.... Get off it... Chunk: Kind of like us. (Chunk squats beside Mikey.. Mouth: I'm not a reject.) Data: (To Brand) You know.. Mikey: Take that stuff off.. Chunk.four. Mikey: (To himself. Mikey: (To Chunk) Yeah.) Mikey: Uh... 14 . (Mikey finds a dusty old picture frame on the floor facing the wall. (Chunk comes over) Data: Don't touch it.) Mikey: What's this? (Pulls out the picture) Hey. and it was a. thanks for taking us up here.. hold this. knowing that once he hands it over to Chunk its fate is inevitable.. (Hands the frame to Chunk) Chunk: (Takes it) Why me...three.) Chunk. Chunk: I didn't touch it. Mike. haven't you ever heard of that guy. Brand: Dad'll do anything to get you to go to sleep. Mike found a map. soaked with blood. 15 . right here. look. That says 1632. (Out loud) One-eyed Willy. see. you said you could translate. I mean.. it's a year. and. he found out about it and then he set up this whole armada to go out after him. Chunk: Is that a year or something? Mouth: No.. Everybody and their Grandfather went looking for that. translate it.. he was the most famous pirate in his time. (Looks around) Mikey: Who speaks Spanish? Mouth.. when our parents were our age. Brand: (Mumbling) I've seen this before. they. Mikey: Yes. see. Then he loaded it all up on to his ship and they sailed away into the sunset. One-eyed Willy stole a treasure once.The Goonies (Right on schedule Chunk clumsily drops the frame and the glass shatters.diamonds. this map is old news. then there was a whole.. it's a map of our coastline. it's your top score on Pole Position.it took em a couple weeks. Chunk: Diamonds? Mikey: . then the armada.. and.. yeah. (Points to some Spanish text) Chunk: Yeah. Look Data.. Chunk.. Mikey immediately empties off the broken glass and pulls out the map. and emeralds. Mouth. Chunk: (Pointing at the map) Look. of the trespassing thief. Until the British King. Brand: You guys..) Mikey: What are you doing? Chunk: Hey. I mean. Mouth: (Translating) Ye intruders beware. Crushing death and grief. look. It was full of rubies. Mouth: (laughs) Mikey: No. but then they caught up with Willy. My dad told me all about him once. the pirate guy. One-eyed Willy? Mikey: (whispering) Oh yeah…One-eyed Willy. what's his name. Translate. revealing a doubloon behind it. Brand: What's all that Spanish junk right there? Mikey: Uh. big war between the armada and Willy's ship. Brand: Is that a map? Mikey: Yeah. uh. and. . I think. He said one of the guys must have gotten out with the map. I asked my dad the same question.The Goonies the Inferno. and then Willy fled. (Chunk finds another frame. I believe ya. Data: Forever? Mikey: Forever.. I think you're full of it. how did the map or the story get out? Mikey: See. Data: Why? Chunk: Why'd he kill all of them? Mikey: Because he didn't want them to get to his treasure.. Chunk: And ever? Mikey: Trapped.setting boody traps. you guys. and the British.. Chunk: Hey Mike.. Data: Booby traps. and caves. six years. You know what he said? Data: What? Mikey: He told me that One-eyed Willy and his bunch were down there for five. But if he killed all his men. wait a minute. And then do you know what he did? He killed all of his men. Mouth: Yeah... they blew up the walls all around him. look at this. 'cause he knew he'd get killed if he stayed around. 'cause he didn't want to stay around. well I don't believe ya. Data: I believe him. and during the firefight there was these guns bursting here and cannons bursting there. And then he got into this cave. this one containing an old newspaper page.. and. I don't believe ya at all. Mikey. Mikey: Your dad told me. Mikey: That's what I said. Hey. Chunk: Yeah. and he got caved in. Chunk: Wow! Brand: You sound just as corny as Dad does.. Setting booby traps. and the. Chester Copperpot? 16 .) Brand: Chunk? What'd you break this time Chunk? Chunk: Hey.. and he's been there ever since. so that anybody who tried to get in there would die. And they were digging all these tunnels. you guys ever heard of this guy? Look. Mikey: My Dad tells me the truth. Perkins: (Laughs slightly. come on. Perkins. Data: I don't wanna leave. has arrived with some paperwork. (Doorbell buzzer sounds in the attic. Troy's father. (Hands them to Brand) You can give these papers your father to.) Chunk: Ding dong. "Chester Copperpot: Missing while in pursuit of local legend.The Goonies Data: (Reading) Chester Copperpot? Chunk: Okay it says. Brand: Can I help you? Perkins: Hello. 'I have the key to One-eyed Willy'. right? Mouth: That's right. Come on. I'm Mr. Mr.) Mikey: Guys. Perkins: Is your mommy here? Brand: No sir. do you guys realize what we could do? Brand: Nobody ever found nothing. read through. Troy's father. He's such a cheap guy. Mikey: Then we wouldn't have to leave the Goondocks. and sign.) Mouth: Senior Jerk alert. you guys. why do you think this map would be up here in this attic when it could be in some safety deposit box somewhere. Bill.) 17 . Perkins. I mean. uh. flips the doubloon and catches it) Sixteen thirty-two. Reclusive scavenger claims. actually she's down at the market buying Pampers for all us kids. with Bill) Papers. how would we find it? Mikey: But. Chunk: I don't wanna go on any more of your crazy Goonie adventures. Brand: (Motions Data to stop talking) Shut up. And anyway. just what if this map could lead to Oneeyed Willy's rich stuff? Data: Maybe. Perkins. (To Perkins) My Dad's not home. little guys. Where are you going? You don't wanna do this? (Picks up the map. (Front Porch) (Mr. Data: We know who Troy is. (Brand steps down from the porch into the rain and collects the papers. what if? You guys. if Chester Copperpot didn't find it. (Everybody heads for the stairs." Mikey: Whoa. Data: They can't wait until tomorrow when they foreclose on all the.. Perkins: Thank you.whatever you call it.The Goonies Perkins: We'll be by to pick them up in the morning. (Tilts his head back and squirts whipped cream into his mouth) Mikey: If I found One-eyed Willy's rich stuff I'd pay all my Dad's bills.) Brand: Look at 'em smiling. Mouth: Me three. Mikey.. instead of sitting up trying to figure out a way for all of us to stay here. (The Kitchen) (Chunk is rummaging through the refrigerator. 18 . (Drags a limp and depressed Mikey back into the house) Bill: (To Perkins) You seem to be pretty sure of yourself. am I depressed. Chunk: Me four. Brand: When they wreck our house I hope they make it a sandtrap. Brand comes out of the side door and Mikey rushes to him. Data: Yeah. Mikey: But what is it? Brand: (Annoyed) I told you. They hug. what is all that stuff? Brand: It's Dad's business. it was Dad's business. (Everyone goes inside except for Mikey. He pulls out a can of whipped cream. I think they made me lose my appetite. (Brand returns to the others standing on the porch. and the others watch Perkins and Bill return to their car. Perkins: The foreclosure is a definite. me too. before you catch a real cold.) Brand: Mikey? Come on. Mikey: And never get their balls out! Chunk: (Going back into the house) You know. Then maybe he could get to sleep at night.) Chunk: Oh God. Brand: Thank you. Mouth: Trash the Goondocks.) Mikey: Brand. (Brand. The Goonies Brand: Forget about any adventures. (More thunder outside. Brand: Get off me. There's no way. Data.) 19 . Mouth deflates the tires on Brand's new bike.) (The Living Room) (Brand is in his chair. Chunk: I got you. what are we going to do about that Country Club? It's killing our parents. (Stretches it the full reach of his arms) (Chunk pins Brand by jumping on his lap. Mouth: Now it's his most flattest thing in the world. Mouth. Get off.) Mikey: What are you doing? It took him 376 lawnmower jobs to pay for that. is playing.) Data: Hey Brand. Mouth. how far can you stretch that? Brand: It's not that hard. A music video of Cyndi Lauper.) Data: Go guys. limp-lungs. agree on something and then all walk towards Brand. Get off me. I got you. Chunk. soaking Mouth's pants. Brand: Shut up. alright? Mouth: You're dreaming dude. Mouth: Shut up. Brand is helpless and trapped. 'cause that means her mom's gotta drive. Hey! Mikey! (The boys ride off. (Mikey. Mikey: Shut up. The boys all have a little huddle. singing the Goonies' theme song. Chunk. Mouth. I let you out and Mom'll ground my ass and I've got a date with Andi on Friday. and yelling at Mikey) I'm going to hit you so hard when you wake up your clothes are going to be out of style. but the storm is almost over. and Data are playing marbles in front of the TV. Mikey. struggling. Brand turns on the faucet. Let's go! Brand: (Still trapped in the chair. (Mouth is sitting on the counter with his butt hanging over the edge of the sink. If we don't do something now there's going to be a golf course right where we're standing. The four Goonies race out the door. stretching his chest exerciser. and Data pull his arms behind the chair and entangle the springs. It's his most favorite thing in the world.) Mikey: Guys. Then you gotta make it with her and her mom. Mouth. come here. (Rosalita enters and drops a bag of groceries.. Come here.) Brand: Rosalita. Wait.I'm gonna. Walsh: Can't you learn how to exercise like a normal kid? Brand: But Ma. Walsh: That's exactly what I said.) Brand: Oh. Walsh: Uh huh. His mom calls out after him. Mr.) Sorry.. and says something to him in Spanish. You're hyper-ventrilocating here.The Goonies (Later) (Mrs.) Mrs. what's wrong with you people? Rosalita. Brand: (Starting on his bike and discovering the flat tires) What? My new tires! They popped my new tires. Come here. Walsh is working at the museum. 20 .Hare Krishna! Brand: That's "Hara-Kari. He's trying to hang up the flag for the day as the boys ride by on their bikes. Where's your brother? Brand: (Desperate.) Mrs.. Walsh. she never helped him) Mom! God.) Data: Hi Mr. Little Sister: (Screams as she is lifted off her bike) My bike! My bike! Brand: (Gets on her tiny bike and starts riding) I owe you one... (Dashes his bike to the ground in anger) those son-of-a. wait. Walsh: Look at you. You gotta let me outta here. Ma. Come here. Rosa.. Brand's chair has now toppled over backwards and Brand is lying on his back. He goes over and lifts her off if it. (She leaves the room. Mrs. Walsh: Brandon... you gotta let me out of here.. He dashes out of the house to find Mikey..) (Brand has finally freed himself. Little Sister: (Stamps her feet) I want my bike. Mom.. (Main Street) (Mr. Mrs.. you gotta let me outta here.. or I'll commit hare. Mom." Ma. She isn't able to help because she is trying to the spilled groceries into the house. Ma. Walsh returns home with Rosalita. don't you come home without your brother.wait. I want my bike.(He sees Data's little sister riding around on her tiny bike.. Rosalita? Rosalita: (Laughs. Others: Shut up. Troy grins as he adjusts the rear view mirror to peek at Andi's mini-skirt. like the bike. Mr. The four boys have been out hunting for the three rock pattern described on the map) Mikey: That's where we're going. Mikey. you said you'd give me a Twinkie. I'm hungry. I know it. and bandana. Chunk: You guys. Ah. Mikey: Get us in trouble? You're the one who always gets us in trouble. is riding the little pink bicycle. Right around this next curve is Gold Rock Beach. Andi is in the passenger's seat and Stef is in the back. Now I'm gonna be late for dinner and my mom's gonna yell at me. Chunk: (Trailing) Hey guys. you guys. Walsh. Data: I'm James Bond . Troy: Oh. She is offended by his actions.Along comes Troy. Three rocks. ah. hood up. and you said. 21 . I've got a feeling about this one.007. Mikey: Hi Dad. Walsh: Hi Mikey. not Double-oh Negative.The Goonies Mouth: Hi Mr. Stef: (Laughing at Andi's reaction) Troy: (Snickering) Stef: Hey.) Andi: Troy! You touch that mirror again and I swear to God I'm going to smack you in the face. Double-oh Negative. Anybody got a candybar? Baby Ruth? (Backroad) (Brand. in his grey sweatshirt. I know when my stomach growls there's trouble. (Late afternoon. wait for me. there's Brand. Every time you have a feeling you get us in trouble. And she's not gonna let me eat my dinner and she's gonna punish me. Data: You always have a feeling. you make me go up this big hill. driving his red Mustang. Chunk! Chunk: (Labouriously climbing a hill on his bike) Hey. Brand: Hey! Troy: Hold on. no! (As Troy goes even faster the training wheels break off the bike. Thanks anyway. That must mean that the rich stuff is near the restaurant. struggling up a steep hill by the sea. holding his wrist firmly against the car door) let us give you a little ride. Troy holds fast to Brand's wrist and Brand has all he can do to keep control of the bike. Mouth: Forget it. and mutters to himself) Oh. (Grabs his right hand.) Stef: Troy. the rock. (pulls the map out of his shirt). no! Oh. This better be it.. Mikey.. I'm sure of it! The lighthouse. Chunk: Come on.The Goonies Andi: What is he doing? (Troy honks at Brand) Stef: (Laughing) No wonder he can't get a license. He goes off the road and flies over an embankment into the woods. wait a 22 .) Brand: Hey! Let go of my hand! Troy! (Andi and Stef are fighting with Troy to stop.) Mikey: Guys. Sees a turn in the road and the approaching woods) Oh my God! (Troy follows the right hand bend in the road at about 45 MPH and releases Brand's hand at that moment. can we give you a ride somewhere? Troy: (Surprised. Chunk.) Brand: Ahhh!!!! (Lighthouse Lounge) Mikey and the others are carrying their bikes. Mikey: Shut up. Andi: Brand. though. no. turns to Andi) Huh? Brand: (Out of breath) No. sees Troy. (Mikey pulls out the doubloon and verifies another critical alignment. you're gonna kill him! Brand: Oh. Here we go. Troy: (Trying to further belittle him) Yeah Walsh. Brand: (Looks back. So. and the restaurant all fit the doubloon.) Troy: So long. (Troy starts driving quite fast with Brand in tow.I think I have a match. sucker! (Brand cannot stop in time. it's gettin' late. 23 . There's somebody there. Mikey: So. That's it! Data: (Checks his compass and points) North is that way. it's near the restaurant. Mikey: Uh. Data: Yeah. that's a summer place. alright. guys. (Reading) (spanish) Mikey: What does that mean? Mouth: Ten times ten. Mikey: North. What's it doing open in the fall? Data: See. right to the old restaurant. (Mikey and Data start counting paces toward the restaurant. Not the big ones that you hear in war movies. (The Goonies continue pacing toward the restaurant. (Hits Chunk) Did you see their clothes? Drug dealers wouldn't be caught dead in those polyester rags. Mikey: Sixty and another forty is an even one hundred. alright. yeah. there's nothing to be scared of. What's north? Which way is north? Mouth: That's where you'll find the treat. They're trying to kill us! Mikey: Geez Chunk. Chunk: Yeah. but gunshots. hundred. real ones. See. (Pointing) Right here. alright? Someone probably dropped a pot.. Mouth: (Translating) . Two gunshots are heard from inside the restaurant. there's already two customers who went inside the restaurant. Turn off your brain.) Chunk: (Running over and out of breath) Mikey. Data: Hundred. Mouth: (Looking at the map) Alright. After sixty paces they huddle behind some rocks out of sight. That sounded like gunshots.) Mouth: Wait a minute. I'm going to need you to translate the map because I don't understand Spanish. and hey.stretching feet to nearest northern point.. Mouth. Chunk: (Nervous and shaking his head) I don't know about it Mikey.the rich stuff! The treat! The rich stuff.. Mikey. but what if they're not customers? What if they're drug dealers? Data: Drug dealers? Shit man. Mikey: The treat. Hey.. The rich stuff has gotta be there. They notice two people in trenchcoats who are walking inside.The Goonies second. Mikey. ) Data: Shhh!!! Mikey: Shut up. They can see movement. guys. Looks like food or some kind of trash. They're gonna kill us! In fact. hurry up. but they can't tell exactly what it is. and they might try to kill us. (Chunk wanders around to the side and see the ORV parked in a garage. ah. walks up behind them) Mama F: How long you boys been at that window? (Boys. food. are you sure. It needs a serious make-over.. They might pick up the pots. The restaurant looks trashed. Mikey runs over to silence him. Chunk: Ah. 24 . (Jake is dragging the body of one of the FBI men into the kitchen.bullet holes.. or something... panicking back to the doorway to warn the others. Mikey: Yeah.) Chunk: ORV.bullet holes! (Chunk runs. (Mama F.. turn around to face her) Mouth: Long enough to see you need about four hundred roach motels in this place. (Opens the cooler but finds it empty) Damn it! (Slams the lid) Mouth: (Peering through the window) What's that? Mama F: (To Jake and Francis) Come on. you know.....) Chunk: Soda pop! Oh boy.) Mikey: (Whispering tensely) Chunk. Chunk continues whining.Francis. Hurry up. but they've opened the door and gone inside. (The others run towards the restaurant. The boys look in through the dirty windows. Chunk! Mouth: This place is a summer restaurant? Looks like it hasn't been open for ten summers..shut up! (Chunk finds a soda cooler outside in the front of the restaurant. just dropped a pot.. Mikey? Because if you're sure I'm sure. am I thirsty. He sees bullet holes in the back and then realizes with fright that he has seen this vehicle before.The Goonies Mouth: Yeah.) Mikey: (Takes a puff on his aspirator) Data: Looks like the cook is carrying something to the kitchen. Data: Don't let them see us. startled.. They jump around to face her. forcing his mouth open by pinching his cheeks. uh? You make yourselves comfortable.. uh? (speaks to Mama in Italian..") Jake: (Italian..) Data: A glass of water. a ha ha ha. 25 ...? (Notices the boys and comes over to talk to his mother in Italian) Jake: (Italian) Mama F: (Blocking the doorway) Jake. these boys are customers.shut up! (Mouth ignores them and continues. afraid to talk.) Data: You alright. The other three boys all cover their mouths in terror.I want the Fettucini Alfredo.) Mama F: You boys like tongue? Ha ha ha ha.) Mama F: The only thing we serve is tongue.. a 1981. stupid.The Goonies (Jake comes out of the kitchen) Jake: How the hell am I supposed to create with that Smithsonian piece of shi.. Maybe "Shut up and do what I tell you to do. Chunk falls over. Probably "Sorry mama.") Eh.a bottle of Fettucini. (She pops open a switchblade in her other hand and forces Mouth's tongue out of his mouth..) (Mama Fratelli grabs him and holds him fast in a headlock. (Closes the switchblade and releases Mouth) That all? Sit down! (In panic..) Mikey: (whisper) Mouth. boys. Mouth: (Acting like he's in a fine Italian restaurant) No! I want the Veal Scallopine. They are jumping with anxiety. Chunk? Hey guys. (Kisses his thumb and forefinger like a gourmet chef. then addresses the boys in English) She's going to cook you something. Mama F: (To Jake) Four waters. Chunk: Water. water. Jake: (Italian. and trying desperately to make him shut his big mouth by mime-zipping their mouths shut and turning the key. Mama F: (in an irritated voice) What do you want? (They are startled. yes.. (The other three wish that Mouth would shut up. gasping. Data: Yes.") Mama F: (Italian.) Mouth: .. Maybe "Mama this isn't a restaurant. (To the boys) Is that all? Mikey: Yeah. they hurriedly yank out the chairs from the table and sit down as Mama Fratelli goes into the kitchen. Data: What happened to the two guys in the polyester suits that came before us? What happened to them? Chunk: I know.) Mikey: Miss. this ain't the kind of place you wanna go to the bathroom in it.. (Sees Francis carrying the "trash" through the window. who recoils) Oh. Mikey & Data: Shut up.. he has to give her an answer) Because. Mikey: What.. (panicking) Matzah Balls! Mouth: Chunk.. (Mouth is trying to coax Mikey's bladder by pouring the dirty water alternately between two glasses. Sir..D. I'm starting to O. Mikey: Thank you. they might have daddy long legs in 'em.. ain't it? (Angry) Drink it! (Mikey begins to act like he has to go to the bathroom to get away from her and check out the rest of the restaurant. (Chunk doesn't think that's such a good idea. Moves in close to Mikey) .. Mouth: (Holding his glass up to the light) This' supposed to be water? Mama F: It's wet. I mean..or dead things Mikey! Dead things.. on all your bullshit stories. Out in the garage.. please? Mama F: Can't you hold it? Mikey: No. Ma'am. Data: Yeah. and tries to dissuade him. uh.. O.(She looks at Mikey.I know.. if we don't get out of here soon.ORV. Mama F: (Faces Chunk) Why not? Chunk: (Nervously. four wheel drive. but probably rusty from old pipes or sitting in a dirty tank for several years.. what is it? Spit it out.) Chunk: Mikey.. Chunk: (You guys. (Mama Fratelli returns with four glasses of pale pinkish liquid.The Goonies Chunk: (Trying to tell what he knows) I know.(scared) hostage crisis. It's water. bullet holes the size of. Ma'am. where's the men's room. Mikey..) Mama F: (Scowling) There's your water! Data: Thank you.) 26 . Sir. there's gonna be Some kind of (the other three "shhh" him to make him lower his voice). I can feel it.The Goonies Mouth: (In a deeper voice. You wanna eat it? (Throws a piece of food at the creature) Here. You're ruinin' it... (He passes the washroom. please! Mama F: (Impatient. it smells) Oh man. It's very dark and damp. Jake is singing to a creature chained to the wall. Mikey: Lady. while pouring) Eh. I know you're down here. "Stay to the right. have some. Mikey: Thank you. One-eyed Willy. See the feast I made ya? (Points to a dinner plate on the floor) Look at the feast I made ya. Go ahead. so she gives in) Downstairs. (Gets up and heads for the stairs) Chunk: Mikey.. He hits his head on a hanging light bulb as he reaches the bottom of the stairs. (The Basement) (Mikey pulls out the map and unrolls it as he walks down the steps into the basement. Chunk: (Pleading) Please Mikey.) Jake: (Hits the creature. come on. Jake continues pelting food scraps at the poor creature's face. you'll get something. Mikey flattens himself against the wall hoping Jake won't see him. One-eyed Willy. like that of a lion) What the hell was that? (Mikey looks around and sees a slightly open door.got to go to the bathroom? Chunk: Killer dead things. (Mikey glances at the dinner plate. Mikey.mean. ) Jake: Come on.) Mikey: I know you're down here. (Turns to leave the room) You don't leave me any choice.big." Thank you.... Mikey winces at the cruelty) You're ruinin' it.. You gotta be down here. first door on the right. that stinks! (Hears a roar..) 27 . dead things! Mama F: (Shouts as Mikey reaches the stairs) Stay to the right! Mikey: I know.. Mama F: Stay to the right! Mikey: Yes Ma'am. (As Jake is leaving.. The creature roars again and interrupts Jake's singing. The Goonies Jake: (Now at the door, looking back) You don't leave me any choice! (Closes the door) You're just like Mom and Francis. You never let me finish anything. (With the door closed Mikey is in plain site. But Jake is not really paying attention and doesn't see him.)Creature: (through the door) Please!!! Jake: (singing in Italian) (A mousetrap snaps on Mikey's behind. Mikey grits his teeth, clenches his eyes, and manages to keep quiet. Jake doesn't notice him; he disappears upstairs. Mikey relaxes and pulls the mousetrap off his pants. The creature cries some more in frustration, yanking at its chains.) Creature: Food! Ah! Ah! Hungry! Hungry! Food, please! (Mikey opens the door slightly to take a better look. He notices that the dinner plate is out of the creature's reach. Mikey picks up a nearby broom and uses the long handle to push the plate into the creature's reach. The creature hears the sound of the plate on the floor and turns around. The creature is, in fact, a large man, but with a grossly distorted face. He growls at Mikey who then drops the broom and backs up. The man picks up the dinner plate, now within his reach. He laughs hideously, in triumph as he hoists it up to his mouth. Mikey runs out of the basement, terrified. As he reaches the top of the stairs he is suddenly grabbed from behind, a hand clasped over his mouth. Mikey panics, trying to scream, but it is Brand, who has finally caught up with them.) Brand: Mikey, why can't you stay at home. Let's get out of here right now. Let's get out of here. (Brand hauls Mikey over to the door. The other three Goonies follow them out. Mama Fratelli chases them out.) Mama F: Get out of here! And stay out! (Slams the door) (To herself) Kids suck. (Outside the Restaurant) (The group is hiding just outside the restaurant where they hid when they first arrived. Mikey is trying to describe what he saw in the basement) Mikey: I swear on my life, they've got...an 'It', a giant 'It'. Mouth: Ooh. Mikey: They got it chained to the wall. 28 The Goonies Brand: Come on, Mikey. Mikey: When it came into the light it was all gross and distorted, (tries to imitate the face), and the parts were mixed around. (The others 'ooh' and 'aah' over Mikey's impression.) Brand: Like your brain, right Lamo? Say goodbye to your little pals. (Mama Fratelli comes out with Jake and Francis. They are carrying a large, bulky object in a black bag out to the ORV. Chunk sees them.) Chunk: Hey look! Look at that. Francis: Mom, why'd you have to shoot the guy? Mama F: He's a fed. Francis: We could have taken him to the side of the road, in the car, and 'bing', we shoot him, in the brain. Mama F: (Sternly) Just put it in the car. Jake: Bring him over here, Francis. Francis: Don't give me, "Over here..." Jake: Mama, give me over here... Francis: I'm the one who's always gotta... Jake: You gotta what? (The Goonies are watch them, trying to figure out what they are doing.) Data: You know, I'm wondering what is in the bag. Mikey: Ah, restaurant trash. Yeah. Data: You sure? Mikey: Positive. Data: That big? That much? Mikey: I'm positive. Yeah. Chunk: Look, there were bullet holes in the car, (gestures with this hand) this big. Mikey, Mikey, come on. Our parents are worried, it's dinnertime. Mouth: Yeah. Chunk: Why don't we go home? Mikey: Home? What home? In a couple more hours it ain't going to be home any more. Come on, guys, this is our time, our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. Chunk: (Reconsiders) We got to. (The Fratellis start the ORV and drive off. Mikey huddles the others down behind the rocks out of sight.) Mikey: Duck down guys. Get down. Get down. Duck down! 29 The Goonies Chunk: See, there are bullet holes in the back of that thing! Mouth is suddenly grabbed from behind and he jumps around. It's only Andi and Stef. All: Ah shit! Chunk: You scared me! (Stef is now enjoying a good laugh at the boys' expense.) Chunk: Almost gave me a heart attack. Stef: Hey Mouth, you look better from behind. Mouth: Hey, wanna see something really scary? (Shows Stef a pocket mirror) Look at that. Data & Chunk: That is so scary. Chunk: ...and ugly! Andi: (Talking to Brand) We followed you guys... Brand: You did? Andi: We were out driving with Troy... (notices a fresh scrape on Brand's face) Ooh, (she touches it) sorry about your face. Brand: Oh, don't worry about it. (Brushing the scrape with his wrist) I was born with it. Andi: (Laughs slightly) Brand: Just kiddin'. Andi: Anyway, he was being such a jerk, you know, tiltin' the mirror so he could look down my shirt? So I elbowed his lip. (Laughs) Brand: (surprised) You elbowed his lip? Andi: (Laughing more) Yeah. Stef: (Laughing) Yeah. (The other boys have gone back over to the front door of the restaurant. Mouth tries it but finds that it is locked.) Mouth: (Disappointed) It's locked. (Turns around) Chunk: Thank God! Mouth: Hey, wait a minute, Chunk. Chunk: What? Mouth: You know I got some naked pictures of your mom, taking a bath. Wanna buy 'em? Chunk: (Angry) What?! Mouth: Real cheap! Chunk: (Enraged) Aaah! 30 The Goonies (Chunk charges at Mouth, but Mouth steps out of the way and Chunk rams into the door instead. His weight knocks the door open. He falls facedown as he stumbles into the room, the other walk over and around him as he lies on the floor.) Mouth: Thanks, Chunk. Data: Thanks, Chunk. (Brand and the girls are still outside. Brand has to go into the restaurant to get Mikey.) Brand: You wait here one second, okay? (He turns back to the restaurant; the girls follow part way) I'll be right back. I'm gonna go get my brother, alright? Andi: You guys are gonna get in trouble. Brand: Just don't leave, alright? Stef: No way. (As soon as Brand is out of site the girls start walking away talking among themselves.) Andi: I'm not staying here. Stef: I'm not staying. (Inside Restaurant) (Mikey and the others are arguing about the map. Mikey is trying to take charge.) Mikey: (Commanding) Shut up! We've got to get to the lowest point of the floor. Brand: (Scaring the boys, making them jump) Lowest point nothing, Mikey! Let's go. Now! (Outside Restaurant) (Outside in the dimming light, Stef steps onto a rake. It springs up, a foot from her face. Some rotten old rags and a dead fish are stuck to the end. The girls scream with horror.) Stef: (Her hands spread out, screaming) Waaa! Andi: (Also screaming) Aaah! My God! 31 ) Andi: (Looking around and seeing the filthy restaurant for the first time) Oh my God. Stef: (Looking around) Oh. Mikey: Come on.as long as you stay here. Mouth: Wait. (He turns) Brand: Mikey! (The girls race in. but it is dirty and out of use.. (takes his hand. Chunk: Listen to your big brother. Brand: Come on.) Stef: (Still screaming) Oh my God! Andi: (Still screaming too) Oh my God! (Inside Restaurant) (Mikey is arguing with Brand.) Mikey: (Firmly) No. Andi: It jumped out from the bushes. please? Data: Yeah. listen to her. She looks up at him). (Mouth turns a switch. Mikey: Listen to her. Goonies: Let's go! 32 . A light bulb explodes. she knows what she's talking about. my God. huh? A couple more minutes isn't going to hurt. Mouth: Yeah.) Mikey: Turn on the lights. terrified and still screaming. They panic and bolt for the restaurant. It almost killed us. with me.The Goonies (Andi and Stef face each other. Mikey: What if we find something. he looks) give him a few minutes. screaming.. Andi runs straight for Brand. Brand. Stef: It was disgusting. Chunk: Yeah. We're going right now! Mikey: No. Data: Yeah. (She smiles sweetly and pulls his hand up closer to her face. (Hand to her brow) I swear to God. she does. Andi: (While he is talking) Hey Brand. you should have seen it. Mikey. Brand. The others fall like dominos into the room. Mikey: Part of it's human.) Goonies: (Frightened) Aaah! Stef: Chunk.) (The Basement) (They all descend the stairs to the basement.. Chunk: Sounds like Kong. interrupted again. The IT shouts and the Goonies all freak out and make a run for it.oh. and the rattling of chains) Mouth: (Scared) I don't wanna go... An echoing grunt is heard from the creature. slip her the tongue! Stef: That's disgusting. are driven back into another room.. I can't even look. (Starts to open the door) (Brand and the girls are at the back of the group. Mouth: Yeah. didn't ya. It's chained to the wall. (The would-be couple.. (they move toward the room the IT is in.that's sick. Andi lands on top of him. Brand. guys.) Andi: (To Brand) I don't want to see it. right? Mikey: Come on. (They pull Chunk to his feet) Chunk: Thanks...) Mouth: (Hoarse laugh) Come on. Data: We know your name. Mikey. but they are not alone.three..The Goonies (Mikey and the gang head for the basement stairs. No. shame. I just. about to kiss. Mikey: Why not? It's chained to the wall. guys! Goonies: One. Brand stumbles backward over a couch.. (Mikey opens the door.you wanted to go. I wanted to go..can't. Mikey: No.Andi and Brand. Mikey is in the lead. Chunk: (While Stef is grossing out) Get me up. Mikey: So let's go. Andi and Brand try to pick up where they left off. Wanna see it? (Another groan) Don't worry.. I hope that was your stomach.)Shhh! (Another groan. That really is sick... That's the "It". looks at them. Mouth: I know it's chained to the wall. I don't wanna go..two.) Chunk: Shame. 33 . Oh. Brand and the girls follow. I wanted to go. Sean accidentally let Brand's real name slip. (While Chunk continues to drink from the water cooler. Mikey: There is something buried under there. (Whacks Stef on the hip) Stef: Ow! Wait a minute. Mikey: Brand. get off it.) Mikey: .) (Andi and Stef talk quietly to each other. Brand: Mikey. but he has mis-aligned his mouth. Mouth: What the hell are you doing? (Mikey swings at the solid floor. Why don't we just pour chocolate all over the floor. Brand: Come on.) Mouth: Mikey. Mikey? (Gets hit with the tool as Mikey passes) Ow! Mikey: Sorry. an obsessed Mikey.) Brand: This is the twentieth century. and the stairs go up.. quickly grabs a large tool resting against the wall. (Mikey is looking for the ideal spot to "dig" in the concrete floor. Josh.) 34 . There's gotta be. Chunk: (Finds a water cooler) Water! (Chunk positions his face under the spigot and opens the valve. guys? One-eyed Willy really is down here. Brand: Give me that. Mikey: Alright. we're walking right above here.) Andi: Okay. you're gonna lose your filling.The Goonies Mouth: You're welcome. No. Brand is played by Josh Brolin. Andi has an idea about something. and let Chunk eat his way through? (Chunk stops drinking the water and faces Mouth. Data: That's great. You know.back.. Mikey: Can't you smell it. (grinning).. you guys? I'm gonna build one like this. and right about here must have been where we said we got to get to the lowest spot.. (Throws the tool aside) Mikey: The map says there's something buried under there. Water gushes into his eye. Mouth: Look it! I've got an idea.) Mouth: What are you doing talking to yourself again.. come on. No one caught it in the editing room. We can do it. (A little goof on Sean's part. Mikey. what are you doing? (Grabs the tool) You little.. There's nothing buried under there. It's real deep. I told you. Others: You klutz. No. Mikey. guys. Listen to that.. Come on! Where are you? You're in the clouds and we are in a basement! (Brand's been looking around.) Brand: So what? Mouth: Sounds like my grandfather taking a leak. or a passageway. Brand: (Pulls away the grate and feels a slight updraft of air) You can feel the air. (growing rage) that's all I can stand. about to fall. He notices something about the fireplace. Mouth: What? (The spilled water is draining away somewhere.) Mikey: (Ecstatic) I told you! Ha ha! Told you. Like there's a hole. Grossout. (Andi is daydreaming about Brand. I feel like I'm babysitting. Chunk tries to grab it.) Data: Hey. Stef: This is ridiculous. He prepares to pull away the grate for a closer look.. (Raging) And I can't stand no more! (With a sudden movement.. Mikey: (Motions for silence) Wait. Chunk bumps the water bottle. They crumble into the start of a tunnel. (Brand grabs the grate) One. (Brand kicks out the rotted boards. careful! 35 . and to his surprise. It's crazy. I got it! (The stand tips over. I got it. It is now wobbling on the stand. except I'm not getting paid.) Chunk: I got it.. (Data is toying with another machine across the room.) Andi: (To Stef) Brand is being so sweet to me. Stef: Oh. Brand: (Coming over to take a look) Get out of the way. Mikey: See I told you there was something. it's deep. Mikey: No. Chunk: (Smiling) Hope it's not a deposit bottle. come on. this is working. it begins working. Mouth: It might be a treasure or something. There's something down there.) Mikey: Brand.three.two. smashing the glass water bottle on the hard floor.The Goonies Chunk: Okay Mouth.) Chunk: I don't got it. They're bogus. (The machine that Data found begins to print out pages of fifty dollar bills. "Fratellis at it Again" and has their three pictures beneath. Data: No it's not. excited. (Crumples the worthless page) They're phony bills. Mouth: Hey guys.) Data: (Curious) Fifty dollar bills. they're real. (Realizing) Fifty dollar bills.The Goonies Mouth: Are you okay? Brand: Yeah. Brand: Quiet! (Picks up one of the pages and realizes the truth) Data: What? What? What? Brand: They're fake. Thinking they're real. Data passes a sheet out to everybody. Data: No. It's the Fratellis. you never listen to me. Mikey: And the guy who tried to sing. I said that there was going to be trouble. Mouth: It's the start of the tunnel. Data: That's the guy from upstairs.) Data: Billions of them. she grabs it and reads it. (Ecstatic) Fifty dollar bill!! Andi. Data becomes ecstatic. you guys. (Puzzled) Fifty dollar bills. You guys are crazy. I recognize these people. Mikey: I knew these people were from the ozone. Stef: (Looking at each other in bewilderment) Did he say "Fifty dollar bills?" Data: (Shouting with excitement) Fifty dollar bill!! Guys. Chunk: See. Brand: Look at it. Andi: You get twenty-five years for counterfeiting. it's not. Data: No. The headline reads. you 36 . Goonies: (Disappointed) Oooh! (Stef notices a recent front page from the Astoria Ledger. there's hundreds of fifty dollar bill! We have the money to save the Goondocks! (Everybody now crowds around this printing press.) Stef: You guys. You know. Mikey: I told you there was a passageway. Mikey: Look. but you didn't listen to me. Brand: They're phony. keeping very quiet.) Aaaah! (He backs out of the freezer trembling with terror. but I'm gettin' outta here.) Data: It's the door. Their panic is cut short. (notices the others. and they got.) Chunk: Pizza? Others: Shhh! Chunk: Pepperoni? Others: Shhh! Jake: Ma. put that gun away now! Jake: (Reholstering the gun) You always take his side." and they got "Mississippi Mud. Mama F: (Upstairs) Somebody's been here. and. 37 ." oh. The door opens upstairs and the Fratellis walk in.The Goonies guys are self-destructive. "Grape". mouths hanging open. and Super-Duper Chocolate Eruption. he's eating my pepperoni. Francis: You want your pepperoni? (Throws a piece of pizza at Jake) Huh? (Pulls out a gun) Jake: (Pulls a gun on Francis) Come on. put that gun away! I said. Let's kill each other over the pepperoni. their footsteps causing the floorboards above to creak.. They all huddle close together. Mom. Tha. There's a funny farm and it has your names written all over it. Francis: I thought I shut it. Mama F: (Angrily) Jake.." (excited) and they got "Chocolate Eruption!" and they got. The door's broken.) Chunk: Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! It's a stiff! (They all drop the body to the ground. they got "Pralines 'n Cream..(Chunk walks to a nearby walk-in freezer and opens the door. The body falls towards them and they all catch it. change of voice) I smell ice cream. The others catch him as he practically stumbles out.. (Chunk smells the pizza that Jake and Francis brought back with them. Inside are several containers of ice cream.. Come on. (Stops cold.)Chunk: (Happily reading the labels) They got Swensons! Oh look. You always liked him better than me. Who left the lights on? Mama F: You did. "Apple. staring at something else in the freezer) Wha? Wha? (Turns and notices the dead body.. They got Grape. He fills with fear. Chunk: (Trying to get their attention) Help! Help! Help! Guys! (Mama Fratelli is downstairs. (They all head over to the fireplace and start climbing down into the vertical shaft one at a time.. (They close the door but Chunk is trapped in the freezer with the body and none of them notice.) Brand: (Going down first) Watch your foot. It's the only way out. (Body slumps over again. forget it. (Others are whispering) Go Andi. Andi: Go? (She climbs in after Brand) (The Fratellis are coming downstairs. Francis: Okay. Mouth: (Climbing in) It's safe. let's go. come on. Jake: I'm sorry. go. he pushes it back to a standing position) (To dead man) Stay! Stay! (Through the window) Guys. You guys'll never get out that way. Chunk is still in the freezer with the body.) Chunk: We can go back. (The body slumps over onto Chunk. Data: Close the door. who are coming down. She calls back to Jake and Francis.) Mouth: Put it back. screaming) This is for real! I'm not kidding! Look in the window! Goonies: Come on. Mikey: Huh? Chunk: (In the freezer) Guys! I'm stuck with the stiff! He's in here. Brand: What? Mikey: It all starts here. Mikey: The fireplace.Mikey.The Goonies Mama F: (Smacks Jake) That's right! (The Goonies quickly try and put the body back in the freezer.Mikey.. He's in here. onto Chunk) Oh. Brand: (Whispering) Mikey. come here. Mama F: Hurry up! Chunk: (Still in the freezer..) Mama F: Come on. you idiots! Jake. 38 . Mom.. Mikey: Make sure it's safe. shit! Mikey: Come on.) Mama F: Alright Jake. Brand. A broom falls over. Mikey: Chunk. well. notices the broken glass from the cooler) Somebody's been here. Mama F: Hurry up! (Chunk sneezes as Mama Fratelli walks by the freezer. we're in some serious shit here. Go out the window. (Chunk steps back. Mama F: Shut up! (Walks in. I worked two hours on that. Mama F: He better not have broken those chains again. Chunk: Huh? Brand: Chunk. Francis: Ma.. Brand and Mikey climb back down the shaft to the others. knocking some other stuff over and revealing a window!) Brand: Oh.) 39 . the window.. (Brand climes back up and quickly covers the opening in the floor with the fireplace grate just as the Fratelli's walk in. Mikey: Get over here! Chunk: What are you guys doing down there? Brand: Go get the police. it could've been a tremor. The cooler's broken. over here. just don't upset him. Jake: Probably a tremor. I'm not going back to the zoo for another set. (When they are gone Chunk finally gets out of the freezer.) Chunk: It's cold. Brand: Chunk.) Mama F: Gesundheit. Look behind you. (Chunk opens the window and starts climbing he makes it out just as the Fratelli's come back into the room. Jake: You worked what. Ma. You've gotta get the police. Mama F: Go check your brother.) Francis: I don't want him to touch that. Mama F: I'll show you a tremor! (Smacks him) Jake: Ooh! (Fake sobbing) I'm going to go check my brother. Brand calls him over to the fireplace.The Goonies Brand: Where's Chunk? Mikey: Chunk's up there. Jake: Well. one day when I was walking home with this thing. How much further do you plan on going? Stef: Ow! Mouth. First. (Turns Data to face him) Do you have a light? Data: A light.. Come on. Ow! (Shields his eyes) (The others stumble around as they shield their eyes from the suddenly very bright lights. Move. Brand: Listen.. Sorry. We gotta go. guys! Back up. (thinking) sure. guys. Mama F: Aaah. Listen.. so I'm in charge. Brand: Let's go. guys? Mouth: Wait a minute. Oh my God. Back up. Mikey: The Fratellis are there.The Goonies Data: Did you see him. Mikey: (Picks up Stef's damaged glasses and hands them to her) I found your glasses. (Back in the restaurant) Francis: There's nothing the matter with him. I knew he couldn't break them chains. Come on. You broke my glasses! Oh. and a couple big guys stopped me. (The Tunnel)(The group has been making their way down the dark tunnel looking for a way out. 40 .. (Opens his coat and pulls a string) Bully Blinders! (Two small high-powered spotlights spring up from his hips) Brand: Alright. I'm the oldest.) Data: You know. Move.) Andi: We've been walking forever. Mikey: He's going to get the police. nothing to worry about. guys. Mikey: Data? Data: What? Mikey: Do you have a light? Brand: (To Mikey) I said I was in charge. guys. Go. Where's Chunk? Brand: He went to go to the police. Stef: You broke my glasses.. we'll. I can't see a thing. (A crunch is heard) I dropped my glasses. get the body.. you stepped on my foot. singing softly. Jake remains in the driver's seat. My friends and I just had a run-in with these really disgusting people. It turns out to be Jake Fratelli. Data.) Chunk: Wait a sec! Hold on! (Chunk sees another car coming.) Chunk: (Nervous) Bur. but bold and serious.watch out. I love the dark... there's a light up ahead. but he is too far away. Chunk.. guys. please take me to the sheriff station. I can describe all three of 'em. out of breath.) Mikey: Data. I hate nature. Let's go.ta. you might have heard of them: the Fratellis. Only problem is batteries don't last so long.. (A car passes. I need a ride.. Brand: Watch out. (The "Bully Blinders" fade out) Data: (To himself.) Chunk: I'm not afraid of the dark. and drags him around to the back of the ORV. he tries to stop it. (The driver turns on the interior lights.uh. Turn it off. but I hate nature. come on. and could you please.The Goonies Mouth: Who is it? Oh. Francis grabs Chunk from behind. Mikey: Guys. disappointed) Oh.) Chunk: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Jake: (Singing in Italian) 41 . Data. (The Woods) (Chunk is running through the woods trying to get to the road to flag down a car. takes a step back..) Driver: What seems to be the problem? Chunk: Look. Oh. startled. Well. He steps out in the road and waves his arms. Jake: (Singing in Italian) (While Jake is singing... Maybe we can get out that way. I like the dark.) Chunk: Stop! Hold it! I'm just a kid! (The car stops. Chunk runs over to the driver's side. mister. (Unintelligable talking here. Stef. we found their hideout. . balding old fellow exits a tennis court. These pipes must lead to a building or something. (All of them start yelling and banging on the pipes. Maybe. (Looking them over) Gas pipes. several old men are about to take showers.(They are all surprised that it actually works!) Mouth: Yeah! Brand: Yeah! Data: Yeah! (They look around and are a bit surprised that they are surrounded by all types of pipes. So maybe if bang on 'em hard enough.. hitting him in the face and knocking him over.) Mikey: A lantern.) (The pipes connect directly to the Astoria Country Club) (A slightly overweight. Another man is about to touch a pair of valves and they also burst back through the tiles.wait a minute. guys.) (Over in the men's shower.drainage.) Stef: I can't see anything. even? (Chunk discovers that he is next to the dead FBI man again.The Goonies (Francis shoves Chunk in the back of the ORV. He tries to lean down with it. Can't you handle a kid. but then it suddenly springs up. and further down toward the ground.. your father's a plumber. As one guy reaches for the faucet.. guys? Mouth: Don't worry about it. Hey you guys.) Chunk: (Fear returning) Aaaah! (The Tunnels) (The gang has found a lantern and they are trying to light it.) Jake: (To Francis) What the hell are you doing? He's only a kid... Mouth. Okay. guys! Shut up for a minute. a foundation. lookit. it's a lantern! Does it work. as well as all the other valves in the shower room!) 42 . (starts banging the pipes) if we make enough noise. greets a friend and leans over to a drinking fountain.. What are these pipes all about? (The others argue amongst themselves while Mouth examines the pipes.) Mouth: These look like water pipes. it suddenly bursts back through the tiles. the fountain lurches down.. But as he leans. drops his pants and takes a seat.) (Down in the tunnel. thrusting him up into the ceiling.. starts to sob) Then the fleshy arm. He is browsing through a copy of "Guns 'n Ammo" magazine. Mama Fratelli is trying to terrorize him by demonstrating what will happen to his hand if he doesn't talk with a blender and a tomato. shooting its high-pressure water against the dirt wall. frightened. crashing through the cubicle door and lands spread eagle on the bathroom floor. They all look around.The Goonies (Finally Troy.) Troy: Daddy! (Down in the tunnel all of them realize that something is about to happen. Data: Here! Stef: Like.) Mama F: First we start with the fleshy little fingers... revealing an opening to a cave. everyone stops as the pipes start making a strange sound. he walks into a toilet stall. now! (A waterpipe breaks.. 43 . then the plump little hand. with water gushing all around him.) Mikey: Lets.) Mouth: Reverse Pressure! (A high-powered jet of water geisers up from Troy's toilet. whistling a bit to himself. Now. tell me where your other little friends are. Andi: Get outta. The boulder tumbles into the cave.. Mouth understands this telltale warning sign.) Brand: Go! Go! Go! (The dirt wall was very thin in this part. (Chunk.. Mouth tries to control the pipe as the others scramble to safety.) (The Lighthouse Lounge) (The Fratelli's have brought Chunk back to the restaurant. The blast of water erodes around a boulder. He falls. and we found a map that said that underneath this place there's buried treasure. Okay.. a lantern! Somebody must have been here before us. (The Tunnels) Stef: I can't see a thing.. Francis: Hey kid. you guys. Data: What's the matter with her? (Andi walks on ahead of the group. Data: Is she alright? Brand: It's okay. I hope not. In fifth grade I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. Andi. Mouth: Look at these cigarettes. (Gasps) Who cares? There's nothing wrong with that. Mama F: Don't lie to me! Chunk: Honestly. Mouth: Come on.) Andi: (To herself) Ten minutes ago.. (Andi is freaking out at this point. Chunk: Everything? Francis: Everything! Chunk: Everything.. (Mikey stumbles upon a lantern and they light is so they can see around better. I'll talk. I want you to spill your guts. Andi? Andi? 44 . Jake: Come on. listen to her. What am I stepping on? Oh brother. Brand tries to comfort her.The Goonies Chunk: (Sobbing) The fireplace.. don't give us none of your bullshit stories. We went over to Mikey's dad's place. Data: Maybe they're still here.) Brand: You guys.it's okay. huh. In fourth grade I stole my Uncle Max's toupe and I glued it on my face when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. She is almost to hysterics. Tell us everything. Andi: (continuing) Troy was looking down my shirt.) Mikey: A lantern! Look. is there? If I wasn't so stupid he'd still be looking down my shirt. Stef: God.. (The others realize very quickly that she is not acting normally.) Brand: Andi. In third grade I cheated on my history exam. ) Chunk: Then my mom sent me to. Data..to a summer camp for fat kids. Mikey: This is one of your tricks. She turns to Brand. and they kicked me out. and Mouth are examining the skeleton.before I look like him. Mikey. There's nothing to worry about.(points at the ground ahead of her) ..) Andi: Brand! (The Lighthouse Lounge) (Back at the restaurant Chunk is still giving his confession. isn't it One-eyed Willy? (Takes a puff) You wouldn't have gone through all this trouble if you weren't really hiding something. I know. (Andi is not paying any attention to any of them. You guys. She continues on her tangent. So did I.. gesturing to herself) Don't I have a beautiful body? Brand: You've got a great. starting to cry. It's okay. (The skeletal remains of a body lie half buried in the dirt with bugs crawling over the skull and out of the eye sockets. 45 . They all shriek with fright at the gruesome find.) Data: Hey Andi! Brand: (Touching her left arm) Andi! Andi: I should have let him look at my body. get old and fat. Andi is sobbing into Stef's shoulder. Andi screams much louder than the rest..) Brand: Look at him. How many more years do I have. my hair falls out. a great body. And that was third lunch I got nuts and I pigged out. Stef is trying to calm her down. before I.. Andi: (Reassurred) I have a beautiful body.The Goonies Stef: Oh. It's okay. Don't I have a beautiful body? (To Brand.. would you? (Andi has buried her face in Stef's shoulder and is completely hysterical. now.. (The Tunnels) (In the tunnel Brand. I stubbed my toe.) Stef: I know. Data: Don't touch it guys.. before. . too. (Mikey retrieves the wallet and reads the ID inside. Data: See? I told you. get it. Mikey: (Picking up an old sports card he found with the body) Lou Gerrig? Mouth: (Too afraid to go near the body) You get it. Brand: Get his wallet. (Andi has calmed down now.they say he went in. Oh God. Mouth: Chester who? Mikey: Who? Data: Don't you guys remember? From the attic. but he never came back out. Brand: I bet his ID's in his wallet. Oh. come on. what about us guys? How are we going to get out of here.. huh? Brand: Oh. Andi: You sure? Stef: Positive.. the news article.) Data: He's dead for sure. (Among Chester's things Mikey finds some candles. Andi: How are we going to get out? Mikey: We can't be sure it's Chester Copperpot. I think he's the Chester Copperpot. and he was supposed to be an expert. Data: See.. See.. right. I read the article. I know. Brand: Oh God. Just calm down.) Stef: Don't worry about it. Andi: You sure? Stef: I'm positive. they said the last guy who went looking for the rich stuff. if he didn't make it out.) 46 . Mouth. Mikey. He shows the proof that nobody wanted to see. Brand: Mouth.the news article. that was back in nineteen thirty-five. Data: I know it's him.the Don't you guys remember? From the attic.) Mikey: It is Chester Copperpot. and is listening to Stef's words of reassurance. Data: Mikey..The Goonies Andi: You don't know. (The guys continue their examination of the body. get his wallet. Mikey: (Remembering) Oh. You don't understand. Mouth: We're gonna get killed. ) Mikey: Look at this.. has found another artifact with Chester's things. You see what I found? 47 . now that we've got. God. look at this. See. (Brand respectfully repositions the skull to its proper orientation. (Mikey finds a wire that is mostly concealed by the sand on the tunnel floor. meanwhile. man! Mouth: (Frightented and gasping) Don't touch that. Stef holds Andi. Oh my God. Mikey: Good idea. Mouth: It looks like a skeleton of One-eyed Willy or something.. Mikey: Booby traps. Data: He's dead? (Gets up to leave) Mouth: Data. Mikey: Yeah.) Mikey: Oh. (Mouth hands it to him) (This artifact resembles a large key with a skull on the top. Stef: You mean booby traps. look at this. like the Fratellis. don't. Data: That what I said. Data: That's what I said. I'm setting booby traps in case of anybody's following us. Look at this. I'll put it in my pack. give me that.. where are you going? Data: I'm setting boody traps. Data: Great! Let me have it. where are you going? Data: I'm setting boody traps. (Andi returns her face to Stef's shoulder.. hurry up. a whole bunch of 'em. Mikey: Give me that. Stef: Hey Data. It rolls over. don't. He's dead. He pulls it up slowly out of the sand. Guys. Candles. Don't touch that. (Zips shut his knapsack) Brand: Okay. Triangular holes appear representing the eyes and nose. don't. Shh.) Mouth: Oh God.) Mouth: Oh.The Goonies Mikey: Hey. these guys. Mikey: Hey guys. Mouth.) Mouth: Guys. comforting her. (As Mikey hands the candles to Data we see that one of them is labeled 'Dynamite'. Give me this thing. startling everybody. so we can hear them coming. As Mikey pulls it out to take a closer look a cord tied to it and around the neck of the skeleton causes Chester's head to dismember. booby traps! Be quiet. Andi: Maybe it's a way out. Data accidentally trips and looks above him to see another boulder rocking even more. wait. Data: Maybe Chunk found the police. its blade cutting a rope. Data races to safety with another boulder falling behind him. Mikey drops the wire and freezes. (Data looks up and notices several more huge boulders hanging percariously above from chains. A large scathe is swinging back and forth.The Goonies (Mikey pulls the wire a little to hard and sets off a chain reaction.) Brand: Wait. 48 . freeze. Don't move. Data: That was close. afraid to make another move. Mouth: Maybe it's another one of Willy's booby traps. (Brand notices a rock covering a small cave entrance behind them. (Warning the girls and Data.) Brand: That was close. They are rocking slightly. Data races back to the group. wait. (Moves in to listen more closely) Shut up and listen. Stef: Maybe it's the Fratellis. Mikey darts out quickly to rescue the lantern. listen. Sounds like somebody's down there. who is further down the tunnel) You guys! Don't move back there! Don't move! Data: What? Mikey: Freeze.) Data: Holy S-H-I-T! (The first of the boulders crashes to the ground.) Mikey: Guys.) Mikey: The lantern! Brand: Mikey come back! (Mikey grabs the lantern and makes it back just as the last boulder crashes to the ground.) Mikey: Guys! Guys! Stef: Let's go! Mikey: Run you guys! RUN! (The group runs for cover. They all jump over a small ledge for cover as several of these huge boulders fall in sequence. He hears some sounds from behind the rock. Mikey: Oh. Don't move. Mikey: Brand. do I get the truth. not my hand.) Brand: Hello? (A huge group of bats fly out of the cave and head right for the Goonies.) Data: Guys! Guys! Back. Huagh. Everyone is waving their hands over their faces to keep the bats away. and I'm not so sure you should. (A faint squeaking can be heard from inside the cave. (Acts like he is throwing up) Huagh. Jake: (Smiles a bit at Chunk's twisted sense of humour) Ma. They're in my hair. and then. back back. Chunk: Please. hid the puke in my jacket.) Mama F: What was that noise? 49 . Brand: Get 'em off me. Then. Andi. Mama F: (Tired of this) Hit puree! (One of them starts up the blender as they try to force Chunk's hand into it. Stef: Rabies! Rabies! We're gonna get rabies! Mouth: (Trying to command the bats) Sit! Sit! (The bat swarm flies over the fallen boulders as still more bats pour from the cave. Mama F: Do I get the truth? Or do you get juice? (The loss of Chunk's hand is cut short as the flock of bats bursts through the fireplace. Huagh. I never felt so bad in my entire life.) Stef: Brand. God put that rock there for a purpose. all the people started getting sick.) (The Lighthouse Lounge) Chunk: But the worst thing I ever done. move it…er …thing.) Chunk: No! I'm too young. Brand calls out. um.. um. Huaaah! And. th-then then this was horrible. and then I dumped it over the side on all the people in the audience.The Goonies (The rock isn't very heavy and Brand rolls it aside. and throwing up all over each other. Mama F: Now. climbed up to the balcony. No! I wanna play the violin. I'm beginning to like this kid. I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theatre. then I made a noise like this.. No. and. you guys. (The Cave) Data: Hey. (They wade through the shallow pond and discover that it is full of coins.) Mikey: (In unison with Data) Oh. Data: Oh. Chunk: (Shouting towards the fireplace) Hey Mikey. The kid's not kidding.The Goonies Francis: The fireplace blew. Mouth: Rich stuff! Data: Hey. neat! That's neat. I can't see a thing.. Andi: (Takes his hand) Thank you. Mouth. Mikey: You guys. this could get dangerous.) Francis: (He takes of his toupee and tries to protect it. there's a tunnel down there. I don't know. Probably a couple hundred years before. Mouth: Gold! Guys. (Jake makes a sign of the cross with his fingers and tries to shoo the bats away. ) Watch your hair! Watch your hair! They go for the hair! Jake: Watch your face. Stef: My feet are killing me. Mikey: You guys.. run! Run! They're comin' after ya. wow! Data: Oh. we found it. if we keep going this far down we'll reach China. we did it! Data: Brand. (As they round the bend a shaft of light illuminates an underground waterfall and pond. Ma.) Mikey: Wow! Data: Wow! It's a giant piggy bank. wow! 50 . what year was that map made? Mouth: (Inspecting a coin) Oh. Data: Maybe I can visit my Auntie or something… Mikey: Uh. look! It's a beautiful waterfall. hold the lantern for me. Andi: We're rich! I don't believe it. Mom. Andi. You might want to hold my hand. if you can hear me. We found the gold! Brand: Gold and silver! It's shining all over the place. uh. President Lincoln. I'm glad you know you're using your brain. Mouth: Yeah. but you know what? This one. Data: Why? Mikey: Why? Stef: Because. Chunk is looking on enviously. this one right here. Andi: You know. what does this have to do with the map? Is this just another one of your tricks? (The Lighthouse Lounge) (The Fratellis have given up trying to interrogate Chunk. They're somebody else's dreams. They are all sitting around eating ice cream. this was my dream. that's not fair.uh. George Washington. Stef: Wait. Stop. One-eyed Willy. Brand: Hey. Martin Sheen. you idiot! Mouth: (Defensively) Well. (and another). and it didn't come true.. Stop. So I'm takin' it back.. wait. I always used to believe that when you threw your money in. (inspects another coin).) 51 . I'll take all your coins and you won't get any. it must be the Old Mossgarden Wishing Well. Look. that's really smart. wait. Stef & Andi: (Surprised) Martin Sheen? (Stef grabs the coin from Mouth) Stef: That's President Kennedy. and I'll take two coins. Mouth! Mouth: Oh yeah? Stef: Yes! Shut up! (To the others) Wait a minute. Mikey: You take that coin.The Goonies Mouth: . Look. This isn't gold. Data: Hey. you guys. This is a wishing well.. my wish. Stef: Oh. he played Kennedy once. (Dives underwater) Mikey: Come on. it turned into your wish. these are somebody else's wishes. well at least I have a brain! Stef: So stupid. Mouth: (Holding up a coin) Yeah. same difference! I mean.. Data: Why? Stef: You can't do this. wait a minute. I'm takin' 'em all back. Look at the date. Chunk puts the spoon in his mouth to get the remaining ice cream. the doubloon in hand. and Jake pulls the spoon from his mouth. It's got something to do with the buried treasure. (Jake takes the doubloon from Francis and rubs the surface. (To Chunk) Come on. Chunk: (Picks up Jake's ice cream and continues eating it) I told you so. Look at the date on it.. Troy is leaning on the well tossing a coin. (Takes it) Aaagh. look at this. he isn't lying.) Jake: (Looking it over. But I said that there was going to be buried.) Jake: You drop something? Mama F: What's that? (Francis reaches down and picks the up the doubloon. this is a doubloon. maybe we should keep him alive. Jake: Buried treasure? (Yanks Chunk unceremoniously out of the way-he thumps on the ground behind them) Francis: Jake. leans over to look. kid.The Goonies Jake: You know. curious. Jake picks it up. Mama F: Good idea.) Francis: Aaah! Mama F: What's that? A Cracker-Jack prize? Francis: (Inspecting the doubloon) Holy shit! Chunk: (Trying to pull the doubloon out of Francis' hand) We found it on the map. and hits heads with Jake. Ma. Chunk cries in disappointment. Mom.. (Jake sets down his ice cream as he reaches to pull Chunk up from his chair. Jake sees Chunk eating the ice cream and takes the container from him. Jake. uh. The doubloon falls from Chunk's pocket. (Both the Fratellis' look down to him. you guys. Put him in with your brother. Francis pulls up quickly. bewildered) This is authentic. Mama F: Give it to me. you never believe me.) (The Wishing Well) (After the plumbing disaster at the Country Club. just in case. Troy has cleaned himself up and driven out to the Old Mossgarden Well to meet a couple friends. See.) 52 . Jake. Jake: Okay. ) Troy: Hey! Who's down there? (Down below. Wishes do come true. (The coin flies back out of the well and lands in Troy's open hand.) (Down below the well. Please send down the bucket and the rope. he looks down into the well. buddy? (They laugh) Troy: You guys are so immature.) Brand: Huh? What the hell? (Up above. how far you gone with Andi? Troy's Friend #2: All the way. (They all laugh at the strange situation) (The Lighthouse Lounge. (To his friends) See guys.. tell us... we're stuck. Basement) (The Fratellis have tied Chunk into a chair in the room with Jake's brother. He looks up. surprised. Troy: Oh.. Troy is completely taken by surprise. it's Troy! Andi: Troy! Troy's Friends: That sounds like Andi. (Tosses the coin into the well. We're stuck down here.) Troy's Friend #1: What'd you wish for? Troy: (Grinning) To make it with Andi. Troy's coin pings onto the rocks next to Brand. Troy: What the hell are you doing at the bottom of a well? Andi: Don't ask these stupid questions. He is watching an old black and white Errol Flynn pirate movie on a TV 53 .and I stress yet. (They all laugh) Troy: Andi. (laughing) Is that you? Andi: Yes Troy. put it this way. After a moment's hesitation. it's me. Troy's Friend #1: Really. Data: Hey guys.) Stef: It's Troy. Troy: Alright. Come on. just send down the bucket.. I didn't make it with her yet. Why don't you grow up? Troy's Friend #2: Come on.The Goonies Troy's Friend #1: Hey Troy.... help! Let me out of here! (Tunnel Entrance) (The Fratellis are now gathered around the tunnel entrance by the fireplace with flashlights. We're leaving. Ha Ha. a man is seen sliding down a tall sail. slicing it with a knife to break his fall. Let me out.. The "It" shouts again. Jake: What are you doing? How many times I gotta tell you? You sit too close to the television set you're gonna screw up your enima. I'll break your legs. Here. alright? Francis: Jake! Leave him alone! Jake: I had nothing on him.. (Jake and Francis walk out. Francis: (Shining his light down) Whoa. Afraid that the "It" will try to hurt him. He is frightened. Francis is talking to Chunk. it is.. Francis: If you let yourself out.. Ma. you never know what we're gonna find down here. Oddly enough. Chunk turns his head to look at the strange man for the first time. Francis: Hare Krishna. (The "It" turns his head to face Chunk and shouts at him. (In the pirate movie.. Francis: Is that too tight? Chunk: Yes. s-sir. but trying his best to make friendly conversation. Jake has brought him some food. 54 . M-M-M-M-My name's Lawrence. leaving Chunk alone with the "It".. Chunk tries to hobble away on his chair. look at this. Could be ghosts.sometimes people call me "Chunk". He sits there slack-jawed.) Chunk: (Shouting) Help.The Goonies set in the room.) Jake: You know. follow me! Jake: Don't worry..) Chunk: Come on. the strange man finds this funny and begins to laugh.Hare Krishna. Oh. Chunk is horrified by his appearance.) Chunk: (Laughs a bit) H-H-Hi.) Errol Flynn: (in movie) Alright Mahodies. Mama F: Okay. Look how deep it is down there..Hare Krishna. I brought you some more food. let's get down there. . so I'm gonna to go first. Their time.don't you realize? The next time we see sky it'll be over another town.. (Andi climbs onto the bucket. I go second. to the rest) Chester Copperpot! Don't you guys see? Don't you realize? He was a pro. Andi goes first. Andi: Chance at what.The Goonies Jake: Look at that. Never say that. okay? Brand: (Pulls him off) Get out of there. He gives a long hard look at everyone. (Mikey pauses.. Besides. Stef and Mikey go third. up there. Jake: I ain't gonna go first. Jake. Mikey: Maybe Chunk already got to the police. He never made it this far. Our parents. if we keep going someone's really gonna get hurt..) Data: Troy. I'm the oldest. Hey Troy! (To the others) Come on! Data: (Reaches for the rope.. But right now they gotta do what's right for them. Andi: Maybe Chunk is dead. I'm the smartest. Goonies never say "die". Look how far we've come. Wha. maybe dead. Mikey? Getting killed? Look. We've got a chance. climbing around the bucket) Hey. Ma. Down here it's our time. we gotta get to the police. Go! Jake: Can't argue with that. Ma. Mikey takes a puff and continues. Mikey: I forgot. okay? Brand: I can see it. But still.) 55 . That's all over the second we ride up "Troy's bucket". Andi: I'm not a Goonie. you kiddin' me? Mama F: (Pulls a gun and points it at Jake). It's our time down here. (Slides in) (The Wishing Well) (Troy and his friends are finally lowering the bucket into the well. throw some money down. you guys. holding the rope) Mikey (Whispering to himself) Chester Copperpot. The next time you take a test. Mama F: Come on. I wanna go home. Data. you go fourth. Alright. You first. so I'll call the shots. Mikey: Don't say that.Chester Copperpot. They look at each other. (Out loud. 'cause it's their time. it'll be in some other school. they want the bestest stuff for us.. ...Ruth. Sloth: AAAh! Chunk: I'm really sorry. Chunk: Look. huh. Oh. Sloth: Chocolate? Ha ha. When it gets to the top we see that Andi has put Troy's sweater on the bucket. I tried to give it to you. Chunk: Want a candy bar? Julia Child: What you do now. sir. (Pulls it from his pocket) Sir? Sloth: Huh. He cannot reach it and grows more frustrated. Chunk: I'm gonna throw it to you. and Julia Child is demonstrating the frosting of a luscious chocolate cake.. Sloth appears angry that this has happened and Chunk's eyes widen in fear.) Julia Child: Spread it around.. With some difficulty he does the best he can to throw it to Sloth.) Troy: Andi! You Goonie!! (The Lighthouse Lounge) (A cooking show is on the TV. Sloth and Chunk are both hungry and they share a love for chocolate. not knowing how Sloth will react.) Sloth: (Frustrated) Ahh! Chunk: Aaaaaagh! (Tries to hobble his chair over to pick it up for Sloth) (Sloth tries desperately to reach for the candy bar.Ruth. Wha? Ahh? Ruth.The Goonies (Troy and his friends are pulling up the bucket and the rope. okay? (Chunk's arms are tied to the arms of the chair. I got a Baby Ruth. Sloth: (Frustration increasing) Aaagh! (Starts pulling on his chains) Chunk: What're you doing? Sloth: (Tugging at chains) Uh! Chunk: What're you doing? Sloth: (Still tugging) Uh! Ah! 56 . But all the movement Chunk can muster is a flick of his wrist. Chocolate.) Sloth: Aaagh! Chunk: I'm sorry. The candy bar bounces off Sloth's forehead and lands on the floor just out of his reach. but the chains stop his hands short.Baby Ruth. Try to make your frosting look a little bit rugged. I'm sorry. Why you bein' such a sissy? Jake: Friggin' kids.. Mama F: Sure. Sloth finds this a bit funny. right before they ate him. wildly driven. (Hits Chunk in the chest) Chunk! (The impact of his enormous hand caused Chunk to fall over backwards. still tied in his chair. Chunk: Geez. But Sloth ever so 57 .) Francis: Booby traps! Jake: Booby traps! Mama F: Booby traps. obsessed. (At the front of the fallen boulders they come across Chester Copperpot's remains. towering before Chunk.The Goonies Chunk: What? (Sloth focuses his strength on one chain and pulls with all his might. He delicately unfurls the wrapper. (Tunnel) (Now past the water pipes and into the main tunnel system. Francis: Stupid. He tries for the candy bar and still can't reach it. It's only booby traps. the Fratellis have set off the firecracker "boody traps" that Data left behind. He finally picks up the candy bar in delightful victory. Sloth rocks the chair back upright with a single hand. The chain's anchor bolt breaks away from the plaster wall. Jake picks up the empty wallet.. Kids must have cleaned him out. so. Chunk is nervous because he doesn't know what else is going to happen to him.) Sloth: (Satisfied) Hey? Ha.) Jake: Niente. Mama. He stands. Basement) (Sloth has now completely freed himself from the chains. but Chunk is too stunned to say anything. you're even hungrier than I am. (His flashlight catches a small sneaker-print) Mama F: Follow them size fives. (The Lighthouse Lounge. he concentrates his full weight into the other chain. Sloth: (Hits himself again) Sloth. With some effort it too breaks free. Chunk: (Pointing to himself) Chunk. Mister.) Sloth: (Boldly strikes his chest) Sloth. between the two girls. he plants a big kiss on Chunk. We're comin' up right behind ya.) Brand: Huh? Sorry.) Brand: Why couldn't I have a little sister? Just a little sister. hold this. instead of that! 58 .The Goonies gently peels back more of the candy bar wrapper and feeds it to Chunk. (Brand is growing fatigued. Mikey: Triple stones. Mouth. Mouth: What? Mikey: Triple stones! Data: Triple stones?! We found it. He shouts for joy and picks up the chair with Chunk in it.triple stones. He laughs with delight. translating) Copper bones. and Data have pulled some growth off part of the cave wall to expose an old wooden wheel with stone patterns in it.) Mikey: Wow! Look at that. Mouth: (Reading the map. Standing against the cave wall.. They enjoy the candy bar together.) (Mikey. (Brand is a little embarrassed by Mikey's enthusiasm. Mouth: (Continuing) . Sloth suddenly becomes excited about his new-found friend. he starts to doze off in Stef's direction. Mikey: Translate this. (Holding up the "key" retrieved from Chester's remains) This must be "Copper Bones".. almost to himself) Triple stones? What are you talking about? Mikey: We got you now. (Brand realizes his mistake and turns around to snuggle in closer to Andi. Maybe we can find a way out! Mouth: (Quietly. Mikey: (Whispering) Westward foams. She caresses his hair.) Sloth: Ah! Ha ha ha! Chunk: Man. Andi's eyes widen and Stef gives him a strange look. but Chunk is repelled by Sloth's offensive odor. (Mossgarden Wishing Well) Data: Mouth. One-eyed Willy. Chunk's response is must more fearful... Mikey. westward foams. But Sloth is happy. Then. you smell like Phys-Ed. (The clicking of an efficient clockwork rachet is heard as a pair of wooden stocks close on Mikey's wrist. trying to make sense of the riddle) Westward foams. then looks back in fright with a gasp. Data: Try it. Wait. Mikey! It fits! Mikey: We got it! Data: We got it. Mikey.) Data: Yeah. Andi follows it with her eyes as it passes..) 59 . yeah. Mouth: You guys are crazy.. (Data sees a pattern that might work as Mikey is trying to fit it in other stones.) Mikey: (Whispering. Landing in a net it yanks a rope causing the floor beneath Data's feet to collapse. Stef..) Data: It fits.) Data: No. Mouth: Oh my God! It's gonna fall on us or something! Mikey: It's another one of Willy's tricks.) Mikey: Look out. Get out of the way! Data: What? (The cannonball falls off the end of its track around the room. One-eyed Willy. Data disappears into the cave floor. Wait.) Mikey: (Surprised) Aaagh! (The mechanism continues to click internally. Mikey: Counter-clockwise. locking his hand into the wall.The Goonies (Mikey and the others are trying to align the holes in the "Copper Bone" key with the stones on the wheel. counter-clockwise. Which way do we turn? Mikey: We got you now. Data: Which way do we turn? Mikey: West? Data: West. and a heavy cannon ball is released and is set rolling on an elevated track around the top of the room. Try the middle one. (Mikey turns the wheel. Data: How 'bout the middle? (Mikey tries the key on the right set of stones and it fits perfectly. and Brand.) Stef: What the hell is that?! (The cannon ball passes over Andi. Try it.. yeah. Data: Maybe. that's too big. . looks around his new location with interest. no. Sloth is digging around in the freezer. A pair of false teeth on a long spring leap out of his sleeve and catch on a rock.. meanwhile. (Sloth emerges from the freezer with a container of ice cream. look. I've been saved by my Pinchers of Peril! (The group hears his shouts and rejoices.. This time I'm telling you the truth. horrified that he may be lost forever..) Andi: Data! Mikey: Data! Brand: Data! Mouth: Data! Mikey: Data. Basement) (Chunk and Sloth have freed themselves and Chunk is on the phone talking to the Sheriff. Just hold on here. Andi: Oh. I'm locked inside the Fratelli's basement with this guy..) Goonies: He's alive! He's alive! (Data.The Goonies Data: Aaaaaagh! Andi: (Leaping forward) Data!!! (While falling.a murder.) Data: Guys. The spring is strong enough to stop him from landing on large pointed sticks that probably would have killed him. looking for any sign of him.) Chunk: Hello. please! Mouth: He's gone. and I want to report. ah. The others. (Data. Mouth: He's really truly gone. Data yanks on a cord on his sleeve. Sheriff: Wait a minute. Sheriff? I'm at the old Lighthouse Lounge and I want to.. Andi: Don't be dead. Lawrence? Chunk: Sheriff. Wait a minute. Is that you again. the near tragedy averted. dangles safely above some jagged stalagmites from the spring that is attached to his "Pinchers of Peril". crowd around the opening.) 60 . I'm in another room! (The Lighthouse Lounge.) Data: Pinchers of Peril! You guys. this is the little boy's room. what are you doing? Sheriff: (continuing) Just like that last prank about all those little creatures that multiply when you throw water on 'em? (While trying to stop Sloth. like the time you told me about the fifty Iranian terrorists who took over all the Sizzler Steak houses in the city? (Sloth. Data: Me. Sloth. Brand: (Quietly) Me. Chunk tries to stop him while staying on the phone. where are you going? Brand: This is the men's room. however. heh heh.) Chunk: Sloth. Mikey: Where are you guys going? Data: Men's room.) Chunk: Sloth! Sloth! We're not going in the fireplace. Let's go. Stef: Me. Mikey. Don't go down there. (more echoing) Chunk: No Sloth. is now interested in the tunnel under the fireplace. get back here. Mouth: Yeah. Echo. Who's gotta go? Mouth: Me. Andi: Me. New Room) Mikey: (To himself) I gotta go to the bathroom.) Sheriff: Lawrence? Chunk: (Trying to explain) No Sloth. we're going to the men's room. It's your echo. I'll show you. Sloth. and that tunnel's the little girl's room. but Sloth is already starting to climb in. It's all dark down there.The Goonies Sloth: Rocky Road. (Now Chunk's phone cord breaks from the wall and the Sheriff is cut off with a dial tone. Mikey: Brand. Mikey: Okay then. Chunk has stretched the phone cord over to the fireplace. it's just your echo. (Announces to group) Pee break. Sloth: Echo! (echoing) Whoa. (Tunnels. 61 . Sloth. Sheriff: Yeah. Mikey: Thanks.) Andi: Brand? Hurry. this not the time of the place for this. She quietly laughs and then goes away. We can hear a car crash. (leaves) Stef: (to Andi) All right.) Chunk: Yeah. it was beautiful. With my eyes closed! (Mikey is still fumbling around. do it with your eyes open. (Sloth grabs one of the pipes that's moving. Andi comes up and grabs him and kisses him. Stef comes up with the lantern and sees what's going on. Mikey's been through here all right.The Goonies (Tunnel) (Chunk and Sloth have just arrived at the point in the Tunnels where all of the water pipes are. I know what I'm doing. Mikey starts to leave but is going the wrong direction.) Sloth: Uh oh. it's this way. It's dark and he can't really see. Stef: What? What is it? Andi: Does Brand wear braces? (Stef laughs) Why are you laughing? Stef. Stef: Next time you kiss him. Andi: Believe me. ('Girl's Room') Stef: Andi. The pipes are still moving up and down. you kissed now tell. I'm in here. Brand! Brand! ('Men's Room') Brand: (to Mikey) Go see what she's ragging about. will ya? ('Girls Room') (Mikey heads over to the 'Girl's Room to see what Andi wants. 62 . and the sound of police sirens coming from above. Andi: There's something weird. and shoves it all the way up to the ceiling.) Stef: Hey loverboy. a scream. It's a whole different experience. I ain't been leaving no trail of breadcrumbs. after we dump the kids how do we get outta here.) Jake: Ma. and as they run the lantern lights up all of the tunnels and it looks like a giant skull.) (Lower Tunnel) (Andi walks over to Brand and motions for him to follow her. Mama F.) (The Fratelli's make it into the lower tunnel) Jake: Watch your step.) (Upper Tunnel) Jake: Quiet! Right down there.: Watch your own! 63 . this way! Follow me! Don't fall behind. Mama Fratelli: The boys are right around here somewhere.The Goonies Andi: Ah. I can smell their bubblegum. I'm telling you. crazy? They're here! Andi: (panicked) They're here? They're here! They're here! They're here! (Brand covers her mouth before she can freak out any more. look! I'll give you three guesses who left this. you know.) Brand: What are you. Ma. there's a whole I think. (Jake sees the rope that the Goonies used to get into the lower tunnels with. (Lower Tunnel) Brand: You guys! This way. be careful around here. Come on! (They run into the central tunnel. (Tunnel) Francis: Hey Ma. (Francis trips on the rope) You all right? (They shine their flashlights down to see what's below them. I think Brand was standing in it. Data.) 64 .) Andi: Data.) Brand: Okay. Jake: Hiya fella's. guys. Mouth: (sees the Fratelli's closing in) Jerk Alert!! (I can't figure out what everyone is saying right here because there are too many people talking at once. I can see their flashlights. you guys! Brand: This looks like a drawbridge or something. remember me? (Data has made it across and they all run for it. (Data uses his entire arm to flip them off.) Jake: They're over here! (Data is about to cross the "bridge".) Jake: We just wanna get outta here.) (All the Goonies except for Data have made it across. good job.) Brand: What is this?! Mikey: Keep going.The Goonies (The Goonies come to a little mini waterfall and river. Slick shoes! Mikey & Mouth: Slick shoes.) Mikey: Holy Mackenzie! Jake: (to Francis) What are you doing? You're gonna start a cave in. Come on! Data: I've got a great idea.) Jake: Stop or I'm gonna shoot! (He shoots at the ceiling and rocks and dirt fall onto their heads. here! Francis: Cave in! What the hell do you think that was? (points to the ceiling where Jake shot at.) Stef: Somebody's coming! Brand: (to Mikey) Hurry up! (The Fratelli's make it to the opening by the "bridge". and the only way to cross it is a fallen log. are you crazy?! (Data pulls a string and the back of his shoes pop open and begin to squirt oil onto the log behind him as he works his way across. hurry up! Mikey: Don't' be a fool. Francis shoots and hits a rock that Mikey's hand is on. What is that? (They all turn to look and see a giant piano made out of bones. hurry up with that lantern.The Goonies (Bone Piano Cave) Andi: Brand.) Stef: It's disgusting. Brand: Look at all these bones. Data: Good idea. it's pitch black. light it on the lamp. are you okay? Francis: (very high pitched) No. Data: That's atrocious.) Mikey: Do you have some matches or something? Data: No. you guys. Brand: Wow! Mouth: Narly. (They pull some candles out of Data's pack. how did they put all these… (Waterfall) 65 . Brand: Ah.) Mama F: Sweetheart. (Waterfall) Jake: Just cross now. Look at this. (Bone Piano Cave) Brand: (banging on the walls) These are all solid. He reaches the spot where Data has squirted the oil and he does a complete head over heels flip and lands hard on the log. Francis: Wait a minute! Jake: Just cross! Francis: Don't push me! Jake: Hurry up! (Francis goes to cross the log first. Mikey: Yo. Data: (turns around and sees something) Wow. Stef: Oh. It's working. Brand: You mean we gotta play the bones to get outta here.) Mama F: What are you doing? You're letting them get away. Mikey: Muerto? Stef: What's what? Come on! Mouth: Dead. Way to go. it's working. the first chord. This is nothing like my mother's style. is… (She plays a chord and a door begins to open up. help him! Hurry up! (Jake moves to help Francis but he slips on the oil as well and falls onto the log.) Brand: My God. Mouth: Do you want to live to be 17? Hit it! Andi: (goes up to the piano) Okay. Andi. God! Andi: Dead. Mikey: (turns the map over) You guys. Way to go! 66 . Stef: Andi. Suddenly the water rises and Jake and Francis are in danger of being swept off the log. Andi: I was four years old. If you make too many mistakes. you took piano lessons. look! There's notes on this. Data: Do something. Hurry! Andi: Okay. (Data comes running up) Brand: Were they out there? Hurry up. I think.The Goonies Mama F: Help him. Mikey: Exactly. I have to find middle C. Jake: Mama! Mama F: What's that matter with you two? (Bone Piano Cave) (Mouth is reading from the map. Andi.) Mouth: To move on play the tune as each note said. ye will surly be… Stef: What? What? Andi: Be what? Mouth: Muerto. you guys. you're doing fine. A flat… Mouth: Play it! (She plays the correct chord and the door opens a little more.) Andi: All right! Data: They're coming! Guys. He and Francis go sliding down the rocks. They're down there. I believe in you. Data: Hey guys! They're gone! Ahhhhhh! (Jake reaches up and grabs Data. meanwhile. please!! (She plays the wrong chord and the floor drops out from behind Mouth. where was I? A. A. Data. and Data is able to get away. Now come on.) (Andi plays the right note and the door opens all the way. (Brand looks at Mikey like he just made a really distasteful joke. Andi: Ah. The boxing glove under his jacket pops up and nails Jake.) Mouth: All right! Good! (Data goes to check the entrance again. They are now stuck on a small island of rock and they only way to escape is through the door. um.) Stef: What were you thinking? Andi: I hit the wrong note! I'm not Liberachi you know! Brand: Listen. listen.) Data: They're coming you guys! (He runs into them and pushes them onto the piano keys. They all grab him so he doesn't fall into this huge pit. What should I do? (Everyone looks at Andi. checks out the entrance to the tunnel to see if the Fratelli's have caught up with them. Mikey: Andi. They hit the wrong note. but they all grab onto him. they look really pissed off! (Andi plays another wrong note and the floor drops off behind Brand.) Andi: I can't tell if it's an A sharp or a B flat. and the floor falls out from behind Data. Goonies always make mistakes. D.) 67 . Mouth: Remember those lessons and play it right. which he did. Mikey: You hit the wrong note.The Goonies Andi: It's all coming back to me now! Okay. They're coming up. C sharp. Data runs back to the rest of the group. He almost tumbles in. Just don't make any more.) Data: They're coming guys. we'll all be flat. Mouth? Andi. wow! (They all realize that they've found The Inferno.The Goonies Mikey: Let's go guys.) Stef: Are you okay. Mikey sees the ship. go. Hurry up! Brand: Go. They gang all hop on and go for a ride. Stef even hugs Mouth. Data: Oh. They end up coming out in a lagoon of sorts.) Oh god! (Tunnel) 68 . are you okay? (They hug) (Data and Mikey hug. go! (They all run through)(to Andi) Grab ahold of my hand! (The Fratelli's arrive) Francis: (to Jake) Toss me the gun.) Stef: Oh my god! (realizes that she's hugging Mouth and shoves him away.) Mouth: Oh my god.) Andi: Brand wait! Brand: What? What are you doing? Andi: The map! (She grabs the map) Brand: Let's get outta here! (They escape just as Francis untangles the gun. As they do.) (Lagoon) Brand: (as he falls out into the water) Geranimo! Mouth: (as he falls out into the water) Oh shit! (They all look around to make sure that everyone is all right.) Data: What? (They all turn around. Give me the gun! (Jake tosses him the gun but Francis drops it and it gets tangled up in some dry moss.) (Waterslide) (The door leads to a system of waterslides. Brand tosses the now useless lantern aside and hugs Andi. Brand: Why didn't you use the stairs. He lands hard but he's okay. Data says nobody cares anymore.) Mikey: Data's okay. Brand: How many ships did you say there were? Mikey: Billions. (Mikey walks over to another skeleton and picks up it's sword.) Ewww. this whole ship's a treasure. he doesn't care. Data: Use the stairs! Some idiot up there tells me to use the stairs when Data's falling.The Goonies Mama F. (She leads Jake and Francis around to the door. it's only a skeleton. (turns to his side and sees a skeleton. 69 . He checks himself over to make sure he's all right. (The rest of them come down the stairs.: Follow me. (walks around it) Mikey: Ah. Andi: Well have some respect. Andi: (spots a skeleton) Oh! Mikey look. Data's okay.) Ahhh! All: Data are you okay? Data: Data's okay.) Mama Fratelli: Idiots! (The Inferno) (The gang all climb up onto the ship. Data: And they tell me I have stupid inventions. Brand: Put that down. (All of a sudden the ship floor gives way beneath him and he falls through. But Data's tired of falling and Data's tired of skeletons. God! What fun I have. Stairs. Mikey: Why? He's dead. Put it down. it's nothing to worry about Andi. (he turns the skeleton around and sees that daggers have been shoved into the skeletons eyes. Data: There's gotta be gold. And I'm spending months and months studying on them and inventing them.) Andi: Don't touch that.) Data: Data's okay.) Mikey: Come on you guys. Andi: (to Mikey) Do you really think there's a treasure here? Mikey: Andi. and he breaks through. The Goonies. Several skeletons are all sitting at a table. One-Eyed Willy.) Brand: All right. I'm Mike Walsh. be careful you guys. you've been expecting me. (All the others show up) Yo. (As he says this he slips. don't slip.) Andi: I'm sorry. This sets off something. One-Eyed Willy. Mikey! (Andi stands up and as she does she pulls on a cord by her side. (Mikey climbs through and sees what's up there. Brand. I beat you. Billions? (They all head up some stairs. Mikey: Mouth translate.) (Andi finds a little doll of sorts. We had a lot in common. (He looks under Willy's eye patch. So far.)Mikey: Geez. How's it going? This is Willy. Don't slip. Where's the gold?! Stef: Where's the gold. Mikey: What? Andi: (lets go of the cord) I think I set off another trap. One-Eyed Willy. And all these guys must've died. (A small door pops open above their heads. Okay guys. translate nothing! It's just a sketch of the old cannonball chamber. Haven't you? Well I made it. Say hi. Hello.) Andi: Oohh. huh Willy? You know something Willy? You were the first Goonie.The Goonies Brand: Billions. These stairs are slippery. Those are my friends. Hi guys. Just give me a second. Brand: Okay. that's why they call you One-Eyed Willy. How long have you guys been standing there? 70 . Mouth: Ah.) Brand: Okay.) So. Willy.) Brand: What's up there? Mikey: It's okay. Are you okay? (They lift Mikey up to the door. break through. I got here in once piece.) Andi: Uh-oh. (Willy's Lair) (Mikey turns and we can see that we're in Willy's Lair. (sees Willy) Willy. : Outside! Let's go! Andi: Data! (Stef comes up beside her and they check out each other's jewelry. Mama F. Oh my god! Stef: Hey come on. We lead a trail of jewels into one cave.) Mikey: What are you staring at? Load up. no! Mama F. Data: What are we gonna do about them? Brand: I don't know. Long enough. Mouth: We? What do you mean we? All: Data! Data! Mikey: It's not funny. and then hide out in another. Mikey.: Outside! Data: Okay! This is war! Mikey: Data. 71 . Mikey: I've got an idea. Data.) Mikey: Yo! Mama F. (Data reaches for a tin of gold that's hanging in a balance) Except that! Brand: Why? Mikey: That's Willy's. (Andi puts on some gorgeous necklaces. then we can make a run for it. She's got a gun! Mama F.: I said outside! Data: No! We will not be taken alive.: Now that sounds like a great idea! (They all turn and see the Fratelli's standing in the doorway.) Mikey: Bye bye marbles. those creeps are still after us.) Andi: Oh my god. anything you can put in your pockets. I love that. Mikey dumps out his marble bag. (Everyone gazes at the gold that surrounds them. Save that for Willy. (They all start to load up their pockets with jewels and gold.The Goonies Brand: Long enough. Mikey. and when the Fratelli's go into that cave. I don't care. Anything else. Data: What is it? Mikey: I saw this on the Hardy Boys once.) Andi: Oh. Stef: That's great. (Data shoots off a little suction cup and it hits Mama Fratelli's gun.: Oh my God! Is that all? Mouth: Mmmhmm. huh? We'll play pirates.: Oh my god! (Andi is having her wrists tied together.: My gun! Francis: That's it! No more Mr.: Lets go! All of it! (to Mouth) You're so quiet all of a sudden.) Francis: Ahhh! Data: Pinchers of Peril. (He shoots out his Pinchers of Peril and they get Francis right in the crotch.The Goonies Mama F. Francis laughs at this.: Empty your pockets! Come on! (The Goonies begin emptying all their pockets. Mama F. it pulls Data towards them and he runs into Mama Fratelli making her drop the gun into the lower part of the ship.) Andi: You gross old witch! Mama F. (He goes to stand in front of the rest of the gang like he's having a showdown. Instead of pulling the gun from her. Andi: No! 72 . aren't you? (Mouth shakes his head 'No'.) Mama F. (nods) (Mama Fratelli smacks him on the back of the head and he spits out about 5 more jewels.) Data: (?) Data is unhappy. You're the one they call Mouth.) Mama F. Mama Fratelli reaches over and pulls out a long pearl necklace from Mouths' mouth. Ha ha! Jake: Let me help you brother.: You wanna play pirates. Nice Guy! Jake: You come with me.) Mama F. He tries to get the boxing glove to work again but it won't.) Mama F.: Move it! (The Deck) Data: I know what I'm doing. Francis: Ma. pocket full of posies… 73 . Say good bye to your little friends. Slothney! Jake: What do you mean jump rope? Francis: (duh) Jump rope.: Sloth! How'd he get out? Chunk: Save 'em! (Chunk swings down and saves Mouth and Stef. They all run on the plank and jump into the water.) Mikey: Chunk! Mama F. the rope here.) Brand! Brand: Andi! Look out! Get out of the way! (he jumps in the water to save Andi) Andi! Mama F.) Chunk: Ay Sloth! Mikey: Chunk! Chunk: No. Andi: I can't do it with my hands tied.) Jake: Francis.: We'll play pirates.: Now walk the plank. go! Francis: Slothney! Slothney! Jump rope.) Stef: Hey! You're pulling my hair. it's Captain Chunk. Go. let's get the hell outta here. Keep going smarty. Both: Ring around the rosie. Sloth: Hey you guys!! (Sloth stabs the sail with his knife and he and Chunk slide down. Mama F.) Chunk: And Captain Chunk says.The Goonies Mama F. give me the sword. Stef punches Mama Fratelli. (She slams it into his hand and he jerks with pain. Mama F. Andi: (Mama Fratelli swings the swords at her and makes her fall into the water. Jake: Get out of the way kids! (Sloth runs interference while all the Goonies run for it. Jake: (gets it) Jump rope. Jake gets a piece of rope and tosses one end to Francis.: Go join your friends you weasels. Mouth: Hey you get that girl away from me.: Two down! Who's next? (Stef and Mouth are now being made to walk the plank together. Jake: Remember the time we were gonna get your teeth fixed and we spent the money on Francis's toupee? Francis: I don't wear a hair piece.) Sloth: Hey you guys!! (laughs) Mama. Mama F. Sloth grabs each end of the rope and swings them back to where they were so that he's free again. what happened to your braces? Brand: I don't wear braces.The Goonies (They run towards and under each other so that now the rope is wrapped around Sloth's waist. (Sloth looks at both of them deciding who to beat up first. (she kisses him again) (The Inferno .) Sloth: (points to the shirt) Sloth. Mikey wears… Mikey. baby. shit. you been bad. Francis: Oh. You lying… (Sloth grabs them and knocks their heads together.) Jake: You rotten bastard. Sloth: Ma. He ties the rope off so that they won't fall.) Brand: Here. remember the time we went to the Bronx Zoo? Francis: Don't start that. He rips open his shirt to reveal a Superman shirt underneath. He then lifts them up so they they're hang above the deck. grab the rock. Who spoke up for you? Francis: We never been to the Bronx Zoo.) Andi: Brand. 74 . come on. knocking them out cold.Deck) (Sloth has tied up Jake and Francis.: Come to Mama.) (Lagoon) (Brand saves Andi. Jake: We're in deep shit now. Francis.) Jake: Sloth. (Francis runs at Jake and they start fighting. (Before he unties her wrists he puts her arms over her head and they kiss. that little… Andi: Shhhh. Jake: He and mama wanted to leave you there. Sloth: Ahhh! (He picks up Mama Fratelli over his head. I only dropped you once. That's our future.Deck) Jake: Mama! Just let us down easy. We can't leave all that gold. we can't go. I may have kept you chained in the room. we stay here we got no future.) Francis: Get the rope. Ma.) Mama F: Put me down! Sloth. Oh. When the wind blows your cradle will bob. We'll come back for it later. all that rich stuff. Brand: No. (Sloth jumps into the Lagoon. All: Hi.) Francis: It's gonna be okay. When the bow breaks the cradle will fall… Sloth: Ahhh…. Mikey: Brand. Mikey. Brand: Come on! (grabs Mikey) (The Inferno . But it was for your good. on the tree top. Mikey: Oh.) Francis: Not the sword! Don't do that! 75 .break…fall. Jake: I don't wanna.) (Lagoon) Chunk: Sloth. Hello. put me down! (Sloth drops her over the side of the boat into the Lagoon) (All the Goonies cheer. Slothney.)Mama F: Oh. this is Sloth.The Goonies Mama F: Oh. We're gonna be all right. (gestures to his face. Francis: Calm down. (Mama Fratelli is cutting the rope with a sword. Calm down! (Mama Fratelli climbs back into the boat. Guys. I may have been bad. this is the guys. don't you remember when I used to sing to you? When you were a little boy? Sloth: (laughs) Mama F: (sings) Rock a bye baby. Sloth: Ahh! Mama F: Well maybe twice. There's been a cave in here before.) Mama F: Will you get up! Let's go find the gold! (Lagoon) (They spot an opening in the cave.The Goonies (The rope breaks and they fall. It sets off a booby trap. earlier.) Jake: What the hell is that? Mama F: Another one of those… Mama F & Francis: Booby traps!! Francis: Let's get outta here! Jake: What booby trap?! What booby trap?! Francis: Booby trap. (She reaches over and lifts the tray of gold that. this is a funny candle.) Data: Hey. This is a real treat. You? Jake: Yeah. You've made my day. It's sparkling. Maybe we can get through. daylight. 76 . I can't see through the side though. Mikey get it. (They go back to fighting.) Brand: That's it! A light! Andi: You guys it's a way out! (The Inferno . Willy. Mr. hurry up. Chunk: Is there a way out or what? Andi: Is there an opening or not? (They light the "candle".) Jake: You all right? Francis: Yeah. Didn't you see the movie? (Lagoon) (They have made their way over to the opening in the cave. (to Data) You got a light? Data: I got that last candle. Brand: Okay.) Brand: Look you guys. Thank you.Willy's Lair)Mama F: Thank you. Mikey told Data not to touch. ) (The explosion has started a sort of cave in. Jake. Stef.) Mama F: Women and children first! (She jumps. Chunk: I love you too. (He goes.) (Sloth comes up and is able to lift the boulder using his back. what about the loot? Brand: What about our lives? (Mikey goes back to helping. Chunk is the only one left.) Sloth: Go! Brand: Go! Hurry up! Are you all right! (Mikey. hurry up. You're gonna get crushed. and Francis are all swimming in their direction.Deck) (Jake and Francis jump from the ship. Mouth. and Brand. come on! Sloth: Ah.The Goonies Brand: It's not a candle…it's… All: Dynamite!!! (They all run and duck under the water as the TNT explodes.) Mama F: Sloth! Sloth: Ma! 77 .) (Lagoon) (Mikey and Brand are trying to move a big boulder that is now blocking the opening.) Mama F: Sloth! Help us! (Data. (The group begins to crawl out through the small opening.) Sloth: Ma! Chunk: Sloth. It explodes and closes up the small opening.) (The Inferno . I love you Chunk. There are all kinds of rocks falling into the Lagoon and onto the boat.) Mikey: Brand. and Andi go through) (Mama Fratelli. crawl through.) Brand: Okay. Walsh: (hugs him) Oh. Cop 2: Yes. Look at you.) Chunk's Dad: Hey! (hugs Chunk) Stef: Mom! Mouth: Daddy! (both parents hug him) Chunk's Dad: Look what we brought you! (shows Chunk the pizza) Chunk: Oh! Pizza! Edie! (kisses his sister) Chunk's Mom: Domino's Pizza. Dan.) Brand: Let's go. my favorite. (Later) (All the parents are arriving. Mrs. Cop 2: They weren't here a minute ago. Stef: I lost my glasses.The Goonies (He lowers the rock to go and help her. (Mr. Walsh: There they are. Walsh: Where are my boys? Mr. Cop 1: But they're here now.) Cop 1: Well I'll be damned. Your favorite. 78 . Walsh hugs Brand. Walsh: Mikey! Mikey: Hi Mom. I guess we're kinda in deep sh… Mrs. The dynamite has created a large opening in the cave so that the ship might be able to get out. You're a mess. Come on! (The 'booby trap' is actually pulling up the ship's anchor.) (Beach) (Two cops are searching the beach. Chunk: Oh.) Chunk: (in small tunnel) Sloth! No! No! He's alive! (Brand drags him out into the open. Michael. (kisses Mom) Mouth: And we were underground in this tunnel and it was so neat. Walsh: Brandon! Mr. sir. Hi Dad. Call Harvey. It's them Goobers. They see the Goonies.) Mrs. ) Mr. (All the cops run over to where they are.The Goonies Stef's Dad: Okay. Andi: Can I take piano lessons? (Andi's mother nods.) (The sheriff spots the Fratelli's coming up the beach. Andi: He's just like his father.) Data's Dad: Hold it right there. And you know your looks are kind of pretty when your face doesn't screw it up. Hey. (They hug. Mouth: Thanks. Walsh: Let her mother worry.) Sheriff: It's the Fratelli's. Walsh is trying to get Mikey into some dry clothes.) Andi: Hey.) 79 . you know. (This line applies to a scene that got cut. (she kisses Mikey on the cheek) (Andi walks over to Brand and they kiss. Data: (translation) That's okay Daddy. and the parts of you that don't work so good…they're gonna catch up to the ones that do. A real moment.) (Mrs. You can't hug a photograph. You know your voice is kinda nice when your mouth isn't screwing it up. (He tosses the aspirator over his shoulder. Mikey. And you know. you're a great little kid…ah…person.) Stef: What. Walsh: What… Mrs. Dad! Andi: (to her parents) Just watch this. what? Mouth: Well. (He backs up and opens his coat to reveal a camera attached. thank you. I wanted to say thank you. okay. for offering to save my life.) Data: Come here Daddy. Data's Dad: (translation) You are my best invention.) Data: That's great. you keep kissing girls the way you do. (Data's dad takes a picture but the back of the camera opens up and the film falls out.) Mikey: Ah…who needs it. Stef: Wow. (they hug) Mouth: (to Stef) I just wanted to say thank you. (Mikey goes to take a puff on his aspirator but he sees Brand and Andi kissing. We had our hands on the future. Mrs.) Francis: Do you know who I am? Do you want to lose your job? Chunk: Sloth. Cause I love ya. The cops escort the Fratelli's away. Troy: Come on. Officer. I want you to witness this. Walsh: Irving. Perkins: Sheriff. Brand. Get them outta here! (All the Goonies run over to stand in front of Sloth. You're gonna live with me now. Sloth: Ah? Chunk: Yeah. Jake: We need your help. I'm gonna take care of ya.) Data: It's okay. Perkins and Troy arrive. Irene. you're all under arrest. It will be all right. (they hug) Sloth: Oh. Walsh. but we blew it to save our own lives. Chunk: I love you. Sorry. We don't have all day.) (Sloth puts the man down.) Chunk: (points to the other Fratelli's) These are the bad guys! Those are the bad guys! Francis: Ma! (Sloth picks up a cop with one arm. Sloth.) Perkins: All right. (Brand lunges for Troy but they manage to hold him back. So lets get this over with.) Chunk: No. (Mr. Troy meanwhile cowers behind his father. Data: (translation) Wow! (The rest of what Data said here is not translated and I don't speak Japanese. Put him down. I love you. Today's the day.The Goonies Francis: Here we are. Walsh. Mr. There's 50 more houses to tear down after yours. Mikey: Sorry Dad. Chunk. Walsh: I'm sorry. Sheriff: All right. 80 . Let's go! Chunk: Hey! Don't shoot him! (He runs over and stands in front of Sloth with his pizza box.) Don't shoot him! Sheriff: You don't know what you're doing. Reporter 1: Walking the plank? Brand: And then we found the pirate ship… 81 . Walsh's hand.) Rosilita: (spanish) Brand: What's she saying. Mouth? What's she saying? Mouth: No…no pen…no write… Rosilita: (spanish) Mouth: No sign! No sign! (He grabs the pen from Mr. See. Now sign it. (Everyone cheers. I emptied the marbles out and I put the jewels in. Walsh: Oh. (Mr. it's my marble bag. (As Mr. Walsh tears up the papers) Mr. Andi: The scariest thing was walking the plank.The Goonies Mr.) Reporter 1: Are those jewels real? How did you find them? Reporter 2: What happened out there? Were your lives in danger? Data: The octopus was very scary. You're looking at the richest people in Astoria. We don't have to leave the Goondocks.) Goonies: Wow! Mikey: Dad! Dad. It's rubies. they'll be no more signing today or ever again. You and Brand are home safe with your mom and me. Walsh) Perkins: How dare you… Mouth: No sign! Rosilita: (spanish) Brand: What's in the bag? (Rosilita runs over an dumps the contents of the bag into Mrs. (Applies to a scene that got cut. Data: I'm sure gonna miss being a Goonie. Walsh: That's all right. Walsh is about to sign the papers Rosilita pulls Mikey's marble bag out of his jacket.) Reporter 1: Octopus? Data: It was very dangerous. emeralds. and diamonds. She looks inside and gasps. Perkins: Walsh.) (Some news vans show up. That makes us the richest people in Astoria. The Fratelli's forgot to check it. (waves) Sloth: Ahh! Goonies: Ahhhh!! (The Inferno sails off into the sunset. and what appears to be a pirate ship… (The Goonies and Sloth all go over to sit on a nearby rock and watch The Inferno sail away. that's enough.) (END)   82 . Sheriff: (looks up) Holy Mary mother of God! Look at that! 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