Sam's List of Guys Better Than Edward Cullen - ICarly Fanfic

Sam's List of Guys Better Than Edward Cullen - ICarly Fanfic By GabsiklePrologue Carly was making Sam and Freddie watch the Twilight movies. Again. For the past few months, Carly would always choose the Twilight movies when it was her turn to pick for movie night. Her two best friends were getting very, very tired of it. Freddie wanted to run away, and Sam wanted to punch the TV. "Is she quoting the movie?" Freddie asked Sam. "Yup." Freddie groaned. "This movie is so boring." The finished watching Twilight, and were currently in the middle of New Moon. "Try reading the books." Sam had been forced to read the books when Carly started to read them. Carly had wanted someone to discuss them with since she heard they were so good. Unfortunately for Carly, her friend did not enjoy them as much as she did. Carly absolutely adored Bella and Edward's love story, and wanted a guy just like Edward. Sam found the books dull, wanted to beat up Bella, and thought Edward was an ass. Even thought Carly was into the movie, she made sure to listen to Sam and Freddie's conversation. "Fredifer, get me some Wahoo punch," Sam commanded. "What? Get it yourself, you bum." Sam punched his arm. "You should be thanking me for giving you an excuse to get away from this movie." "Maybe I don't feel like tending to your every need." "Oh. I see how it is," Sam said with an eye roll. "You just don't want to leave your spot next to Carly. You're such a nub." "Ugh. I'll get your stupid drink." As he walked to the kitchen, Sam tripped him. Freddie got up, shot her a dirty look, and continued to the kitchen. While Sam stole Freddie's spot on the couch, Carly said, "You really should be nicer to him." Sam laughed. "Never happening." Freddie came back with Sam's punch and a bottle of water for himself. He saw Sam in his spot and said, "Really, Sam?" "What? Are you gonna cry because I stole your spot next to your love?" He sighed, handed Sam her drink, and sat down. Carly smirked to herself. Although Sam and Freddie didn't realize it, the two were totally flirting. She didn't notice their strange way of flirting until after about a year of doing iCarly. Even though Sam bullied a lot of people, she was was always harder on Freddie, and Freddie always egged her on. As if he liked her torturing him. Sam would always make fun of him for liking Carly, and Freddie would sometimes jokingly say that Sam secretly had a thing for him. And somehow they managed to mention the other's butt a lot. Carly realized they eventually developed feelings for each other after Freddie got rid of Missy for Sam. And Sam started to be a little nicer to Freddie. Her realization was the reason Carly thought Sam would hit her after she kissed Freddie. But it didn't seem to bother Sam. Then she found out Sam convinced Freddie that Carly was only into him because he saved her life, so he ended up breaking up with Carly. Carly figured part of Sam did it to keep Freddie-a friend-from getting hurt, and the other part did it because she was jealous that Freddie-the guy she likes-was dating Carly. Carly knew she could never tell them that she knew they wanted each other. They were both too stubborn to admit it to themselves, let alone her. So Carly decided to wait for them to admit their feelings, which was very frustrating for Carly. She feared it would never happen. "So what's so special about Edward Cullen?" Freddie asked after they finished the movie. He knew girls went ga-ga for the dude, but her could never understand why. "You mean besides his deep, passionate love for Bella?" Carly said. Freddie just nodded. "Well. He cares so much about her safety. He'd rather die than hurt her. He left her so she wouldn't get hurt, even though it killed him inside. And he was going to kill himself when he thought she was dead because he couldn't exist in a world without her. Just to mention a few." "Oh please," Sam said. "He acts like Bella can't do anything for herself, even though she got along fine before she met him. He doesn't even care about what she wants. She doesn't want him to leave, he leaves anyway-which completely ruins her. She wants to become a vampire, he refuses for the longest time. And there's the fact he wouldn't let her see her best friend. All because Alice can't see Bella's future when she's around Jacob. So they freaking kidnap her. Who does that? A douche, that's who. There are a ton of guys better than Edward Cullen." "Name one!" "I'll do better than that! After first period on Monday, I'll give you a list of my top ten fictional guys better than Edward Cullen, and explain why they're better." "You do that. And I'll be sure to laugh at how lame they are." Freddie found himself somewhat relieved that Sam didn't like Edward Cullen. And he kept thinking all night about how badly he wanted to see that list. Chapter One: Brian Kinney It was Monday morning. Sam's first period was Study Hall, and instead of doing the homework she avoided on the weekend as she usually did, she put the final touches on her list. All weekend she had worked on the list. She kept adding guys, removing them, and re-adding some. She made some bullet points about how each guy was better than Edward Cullen. On Sunday, she went out and bought a notebook just for the list. Each guy had a page dedicated to him. But Sam had one problem. She couldn't figure out her number one guy. Well, she knew who the guy she found WAY better than Edward was. But this guy wasn't a fictional character. And Sam had freaked out when she realized how strongly she felt for this guy, and she wasn't sure she wanted Carly to know about these feelings. Sam sighed. She decided to just suck it up and make him her number one. Carly was going to be the only person reading it anyway. After she finished, the bell rang. She quickly shoved all her things into her bag. She didn't notice that the notebook containing her list had fallen onto the floor. "You have the list?" Carly asked Sam as they reached their lockers. "Yup." Sam ruffled through her bag. She wasn't seeing the notebook. She started to panic. "Oh chiz." "What?" "I lost the list!" "Sam, calm down," Carly said. She didn't understand why Sam was so upset. "That list was for your eyes only!" "So?" Sam grabbed Carly's shoulder. "Carly I don't want anyone else but you to see my number one. It's not a person I want the entire school to know about." "Who is it?" Sam groaned and ran her hands through her hair. "You'll probably find out about it soon enough," she said and stormed off to second period. Freddie walked into his second period. Study Hall. On the floor by his usual desk, he saw a notebook. He picked it up. The cover said: Sam Puckett's Top Ten List of Guys Better Than Edward Cullen. Freddie chuckled. Only Sam would put so much effort into something that lame and pointless. Then Freddie realized something. He could torture Sam with this. He knew she had to be going crazy over losing it. He was going to make her suffer. He decided he would read two guys a day. Only in school. That way he could give her the full list back by Friday. Then he'd make a copy of the guy and place it on her locker. She would freak out knowing someone had it, and was rubbing it in her face. He opened the book and began to read. Number 10: Brian Kinney from Queer as Folk Yes, Carly, I'm aware he's gay. But you know he's way sexier than Edward. But let me get to the important reasons why he's better. As you know, Brian is an uber slut. He used to only care about himself. And getting laid. Then he met Justin. The man who didn't believe in love, fell in love. Remember when he finally told Justin he loves him? After someone bombed the club, Babylon? Sweetest moment ever. Way sweeter than any Bella/Edward moment. Once he found out about the explosion, all he cared about was getting there to make sure Justin was still alive. You know how big a deal that was. It took five seasons for Brian to finally admit it. You see, Brian took his time to finally say he loves Justin. Unlike Edward who went all love crazy after, like, two seconds of knowing Bella. Psycho killer much? And Brian was never overly cheesy. The lion fell in love with the lamb? Ew. Who wants to be called a lamb? Sheep just blindly follow people. They don't think for themselves. It seems sweet, but it's totally an insult. Brian would never insult Justin that way. And he didn't try to keep Justin attached to his hip all the time. He always tried to convince Justin that he didn't NEED Brian to survive. He even convinced Justin to go off to New York to pursue his art career. Would Edward do something like that? I think not. I mean, yeah he left Bella because he thought it was for her own good. But he had already made Bella dependent on him. Basically, she was screwed. Brian would never make it that way for Justin. So there you go. Brian Kinney beats Edward Cullen. And he's most likely better between the sheets than Edward. Just saying. Freddie rolled his eyes. Sam WOULD be into a guy like that. Freddie couldn't understand how she could be into such a jerk like couldn't she just go for a nice guy? Freddie thought for a minute. He decided to write a reply to Sam's number ten guy. Every time someone looked at Sam, she was afraid they knew her secret. The paranoia was driving her mad. She walked up to her locker. There was a note taped to it. "Oh dear god," she said after she saw there was a response. "What?" Carly asked as she and Freddie came up to Sam. "Someone has the list! They made a copy of number ten for you." She shoved the copy at Carly. "Can I see?" Freddie asked. He figured asking that would help make him look innocent. "NO!" Sam snapped. "Anyway, whoever has the list left a reply." She went on and read the note. and found it stupid. Oh. Who'd want someone like that? Well. I heard that lion and lamb quote before. Sincerely. You won't be getting this list back until after I finish reading all of this. "And I can't believe he won't give my list back!" "How dare YOU trash such a sweet quote!" Carly yelled at Sam. Anyway. So thanks for pointing out the stupidity. but he was so cruel to everyone else. it's gonna be OK." But he was smiling on the inside. I'm sick and tired of hearing all these girls talk about how wonderful this Edward guy is. He sounds like an asshole. It's refreshing to know a girl doesn't like him. And that whole Babylon exploding thing? Yeah. "I think you're both insane. the angrier she got. "And how dare he agree with you!" Freddie rolled his eyes. I Zaplooked Brian Kinney. after I read this. BUt I did like the points you made against Edward.S. I guess you do. Chapter Two: Eric Northman Sam slammed her locker shut. How dare he mess with her? No one messes with Sam Puckett." Carly said as they walked to class. All he seems to do is piss people off.. He liked that he managed to anger Sam. Even his best friend. she's gonna beat the chiz out of him. I'm glad you made this list. "No it's not! What if Anti-Edward tells everyone who my number one is?" "It's not a big deal.Hey Sam. I guess it was nice that he cared about that Justin dude.. I'd just like to say that. "Sam. Once she finds out who he is. Anti-Edward P. Sam. being a guy. Queer as Folk totally jumped the shark with that. The more she thought about Mr." . And he couldn't wait to anger her even more. "How dare he say QAF jumped the shark!" Sam yelled. Anti-Edward. Something better about Eric-and all True Blood vampires-is they can bite you while getting it on. Does Edward do anything like that? Nope. Eric got turned into a vampire while he was dying from a battle wound."Yes it is! Anti-Edward is gonna die!" Freddie took a seat in his computer science class. You see him and you just want to jump into his Scandinavian pants. Vampires BURN AND DIE in the sun. Not some pansy like Edward. That's probably the main reason I put him on this list. Eric can float on air AND fly. Eric actually has fangs. He's the sheriff of Area 9 (A/N I think it's area 9. And he doesn't sparkle.). like a real vampire. or whatever. Either that or area 5. Beat that Edward. and is proud. So Eric is actually a powerful vampire. No one listens to Edward. Where he sits on a thrown like the smexy Viking king he is. You see. Eric oozes sex appeal. he was allowed to do whatever he wanted during class. Eric also owns an awesome club. You know there's something hot about being bitten and having a vamp drink your blood during sex. He's the boss of that whole district. You know. OK. Finally. Nice Guy. Number 9: Eric Northman from True Blood Oh look. It was the perfect time to read Sam's next guy. which seems more badass? . Carls. And his people listen to and respect him. Also. Edward can run fast. Except when he does. Carly. Alright. Carly. Since he knew more than the teacher. No one takes a sparkly "vampire" seriously. Eric could fully kick Edward's ass in a fight. You know why? Because he freaking SPARKLES. unlike Edward. but he's totally emotionally abusive. Yeah. Maybe I should stop talking about vampire sex. I mean. Eric can also fly. You can experience the joys of being bitten without being poisoned. He knows it. Eric doesn't pretend he's a manipulative ass. can he? And Eric can move all fast too.. or fears him the way a leader should be listened to and feared. Edward was dying from Spanish Influenza when he got turned. A true vampire doesn't sparkle. but he can't fly. it's a REAL vampire. Not sparkle.. it looks like he's floating on air. Now. Fangtasia. Edward acts like Mr. The flying thing is pretty cool. She groaned. Hello again. I did slap someone once. She knew Carly found Eric hot too. took a deep breath. Carly looked at her friend. I'd LOVE to be able to fly. "What did Anti-Edwrd say?" Sam read it aloud to Freddie and Carly. and wrote his response. took the note. Then Freddie started to wonder if Sam had had sex before. I was wondering why you seem so obsessed with sex. Those dreams were ruined when she saw the note on her locker. and would've reminded her if she wasn't so pissed at Anti-Edward. he decided he would beat the crap out of the guy. I would punch a sparkling man. Sam. Is it important to you because you've already done it? Just wondering. I guess. Lunch. and stomped off to meet Carly and Freddie at lunch. Freddie couldn't understand why another jerk made Sam's list. She planned on pushing Anti-Edward out of her mind. that's it for Eric. . It seemed to be very important to you with these past two guys. If he found out she did. The idea made him sick. one of the reasons the past two guys were better then Edward was because of sex. And that says a lot since I'm not a violent person. Anyway. Sam was ready for her favorite period of the day. "Here's guy number nine. but she slapped me first. She sat down with her friends. Thank you so much for making fun of the sparkling." When Carly finished. And so far. Freddie shook the thoughts out of his head. and concentrate on her food.Well. Bye. "Just read it. I guess this Eric person sounds better than Edward. Well." she mumbled and handed the copy to Carly. she said. "Eric?" Sam glared at her. " Carly found this whole conversation ridiculous." "I can't believe he questioned your virginity. So far no one had mentioned her or the list. Sam decided she would murder the girl. He really needed some sense knocked into him. "Have you done the nasty." Her two friends just ignored her. he won't have a head." Carly commented." Carly said. "This is not an appropriate lunch time topic!" Sam and Freddie looked at each other then cracked up at their friend's prudeness. so he felt a little more safe." Sam told him. real fast. so she asked. Just like this conversation. "Girls are pervs too. let's stop talking about this!" Carly squealed.Anti-Edward "I'm going to kill him." Sam let out an inward sigh of relief. "Duh. Sam was curious about something. "I've never heard you and Carly talk about it. "It's weird. When she walked into school on Tuesday. Fredicini. But Sam didn't know it was him. He never thought girls could be like that. Freddie was relieved to know that Sam hadn't had sex." Freddie said. But he got a little afraid for his life. We're just better at hiding it. she tried her best to listen to people's conversations. "Nope. Chapter Three: Zuko Sam didn't get any other notes from Anti-Edward on Monday." Sam hissed. He seemed like an idiot. Freddie?" If he had." "This conversation has gotten real awkward. "This Anti-Edward douche needs to learn that girls think about sex too. "Once I find him. "That's because you're a guy!" Carly yelled. . "Girls can't possibly think about sex as much as guys. "OK. "Girls think about sex?" Freddie asked. wouldn't be until after his Computer Science class on Friday." "She's afraid he'll share her number one with everyone. "I would like to know who it is as well. "I don't know what the big deal is. Number One was." Freddie put in." Sam said. Frednub. She especially didn't want Freddie knowing her number one. Sam." Freddie couldn't wait until Friday to find out who Mr. "You'll never know." Carly said. And Carly would finally find out who Sam's number one was that day." "Is it that embarrassing?" Carly shrugged. He had promised himself he wouldn't peak ahead in the list. and Anti-Edward are the only ones who see the list. And so would he. "I guess so. "Because of my number one." Sam told her. It was time to see the next guy. Freddie sighed. no matter how much he wanted to. I gotta go to class. and why people knowing would embarrass Sam. You. Which. "Why is it so important you get it back?" Freddie asked. ." The bell rang for first period. Sam walked off without saying good-bye. Freddie was smiling as he took his seat in Study Hall. "You'll find out when Anti-Edward gives me the copy. Sam's heart leapt a bit. "You keep mentioning your number one. She really wanted to know who it was. "When he's done reading it?" Carly said."When is Anti-Edward going to to give my list back?" Sam asked in frustration. Who is it?" Carly asked. It was worth it to watch Sam's frustration. Freddie knew. "She's gonna murder someone if Anti-Edward doesn't give her list back soon. His awesome swordsman skills take care the chopping Edward up. Zuko's a firebender. alas. We get to see him turn into a good guy. she did. Has Edward ever helped bring balance back into the world? Nope. I know. there you go. He was a fan of Avatar. But. he was the bad dude. Zuko also manages to take down his psychopath of a sister. and let her read it. He went and wrote his reply. Plus. I know you're into Zuko too. I would just like to point out how awesome Zuko is overall." Carly commanded. For all of Book One. don't lie. Sam was walking as slowly as she could to her locker. Let's see. Zuko strayed off the path of bad and moved onto the path of good.. He helped Aang in his mission to bring balance back into the world. you were such a jerk in Book One. He just spent his time stalking Bella. A nice little blast of fire. He eventually teams up with the Avatar.Number 8: Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender Oh Prince Zuko. "Open the note. right? Well. What arguments can I bring up about him being better than Edward Cullen? Oh. Aang (as you know). Carly. we learn he's a much more confused and complex young man. She handed Carly the copy of guy number eight. vampires can only be killed by being chopped to pieces and burned. Freddie definitely thought Zuko was better than the other two guys on Sam's list.. Zuko could kill Edward easily. Slowly. Freddie and Carly were staring at her locker. Hmm. "You explained how Zuko would kill Edward?" Carly was highly offended. She didn't want to find another note. And so not hot until you started to grow hair in Book Two. In Twilight. Carly gasped. . and Zuko was one of his favorite characters. Sam rolled her eyes. so that he can beat Zuko's dad. Edward's body bits are burning. " Sam. Carly wasn't as into Avatar as he and Sam. Screw Suki. I wanted to laugh. Anti-Edward "OK. I would like to say that Zuko is one of my favorite characters from the show. when you described how Zuko could kill Edward. Carly glared at them. "I was just pointing out that Zuko has the tools to kill Edward if he wanted to. Fredpuss and I could totally hang out with this guy. Much more then the last two." Sam admitted. She just kind of tolerated it when they watched it. She's sarcastic. though. I'd actually put money on that. Even if the moment was over the murdering of a vampire that she loved." Maybe. It's a shame she and Sokka never got together. Anyway. It's such a good show. Good job. and the image that had been floating around in his head of Zuko killing Edward. I mean. But I had to keep myself from cracking up so I couldn't draw attention to myself in class. he can't wit to see the live action movie." Sam said with a smile. I must admit." "Yeah. "How so?" Carly asked. "Dude. I find it very probable that Zuko could take Edward down. and knows that Toph and Sokka belongs together. "But you really do want him to. and kicks ass. "Just read what AntiEdward said." Freddie said." Freddie smirked at her. . I'm a huge fan of Avatar.Freddie laughed at Carly's reaction. but found their little moment sweet. So maybe Anti-Edward isn't that bad." Sam said. doesn't take shit from anyone. "I wasn't saying that I want Zuko to kill him. and I can't wait for the live action movie. I approve of this guy on your list. the Toph is my number one favorite. She kind of reminds me of a girl I know. Castiel-who's also pretty hot himself." "Well." "I guess. the first one you got today was the same time as the first from yesterday. Also. you were crazy paranoid. Guys are stupid. Does Edward fight the Supernatural? Nope. Dean is destined to try to stop the world from coming to an end. Example: Freddie thought girls didn't think about sex. He was a guy after all. . And yeah. He barely fights the bad dudes in the series. Why are you so excited now? Just this morning." Carly shook her head. Last time I checked. and gave him a high five. I have no decided that he's cool. but she decided to forgive him. Number 7: Dean Winchester from Supernatural You think Edward drives a sexy car? That stupid silver Volvo? That's SUCH a girly car compared to Dean's black '67 Impala. Edward never played an important role in saving the world. "Well. he had assumed she had gotten it on before.Sam smiled at what Freddie said. Freddie moved on to Sam's next guy. After her helped a fellow student-Gibby-with an assignment in their computer science class. It might've been better than pissing her off. Chapter Four: Dean Winchester Sam was kind of looking forward to the next note from Anti-Edward. She didn't want to deal with a paranoid Sam again. She decided against reminding Sam of her anxieties about the mysterious guy number one." "So between this period and lunch I'll get it. He was happy that he was able to win Sam over as Anti-Edward. Plus. hidden in the trunk of his car are some kick ass Supernatural fighting weapons. He's supposed to be Archangel Michael's vessel for the epic battle between Michael and Lucifer. "When do you think he'll send another reply?" she asked Carly. Dean even has an angel friend helping him out. The last note made he seem like a pretty cool dude. Only Sam could change her mind so quickly about a person just because they agree with her on some things. . Did he just think something Sam did was cute? That wasn't a usual thought for Freddie. Let's go to lunch. "Sorry. His main goal was to annoy her. He snapped out of his thoughts. Oh. and wrote his reply. Freddie smirked. and finally starting to realize how he felt about Sam. He's got that chiz down. Guess what? Like Zuko. Dean could easily kill Edward." "Took you guys long enough. I refuse to summarize the whole show. He would ask to use the bathroom during class." She handed Carly guy number seven. Carly. "She's happy about Anti-Edward now?" Freddie asked. Freddie refused to put the notes on Sam's locker between classes. he was trained to kill Supernatural beings since he was a kid. He pretended to be looking at the note taped to Sam's locker with curiosity. The two girls walked up to him. Then he wondered why he was so happy about her being excited. not put her in a good mood.And yes. Freddie waited for Sam and Carly by their lockers. She had been trying to get his attention. I realize the plot of the show is much more complicated than I'm describing. Suddenly. "Um." Sam said when they finally joined her. Sam's little tee-hee at the end was very cute. She ripped the note off her locker and ran to lunch. "Ooh. but he was lost in thought. But since you know what's going on. What had happened to make him switch it up? "Freddie!" Carly yelled." he mumbled. She wouldn't shut up about him in History. She was hoping that he was jealous of this Anti-Edward." Sam said. It made him happy that Sam was so excited about his notes. He pushed the idea of Sam being cute out of his head. "Here you go. "Ever since she found our he likes Avatar. he's like her new best friend. Too many witnesses. and do it then. Carls." Freddie smiled. Carly sighed. Anti-Edward strikes. Tee-hee. Bye-bye Edward. he got really confused. I mean. Carly scoffed when she looked at it. "Just tell me what Anti-Edward said. he knew it could go on forever if he didn't stop it. Are you jealous Carly's talking about a guy who's not you?" Sam asked bitterly. finish reading. "Carly." Carly did so while Sam scarfed down the Fat Cakes." Sam said. . but he can be a little bitch sometimes. Plus." "He doesn't want to be Lucifer's vessel! He won't let Lucifer possess him!" "It's his destiny!" "Screw destiny!" "Guys!" Freddie yelled." "He's no longer drinking demon blood!" "Just because he doesn't do it anymore. "Carly. He pretended to be annoyed. "DEAN? Sam totally beats Dean. he's Lucifer's vessel. "Aw. Sam. And he's a drug addict. doesn't mean he's magically no longer an addict. "Sam beats Dean!" Carly yelled. Sam just gave her friend an evil smile." Sam and Carly still refused to let Freddie read the list. "LIES!" Freddie threw a pack of Fat Cakes at Sam. He knew they would make her shut up. just read the rest of whatever Sam writes on this list. "More talk about killing Edward?" Carly asked with a sigh. More bitterly than she planned." "Dean beats Sam." Sam snorted." Carly whispered angrily. "Sam's hot and all. While the conversation was fun to listen to. "No! I just don't want you two to get into a huge argument over fictional brothers. " Freddie said as he got up. Sam was again in her first period Study Hall. She was Rereading the notes from Anti-Edward. Fredweenie!" Sam yelled then punched him. Anti-Edward "Are you blushing?" Carly asked Sam. I love how this is the second time you talked about how someone could kill Edward. The bell rang. She couldn't stop thinking about that. And I found the little tee-hee at the end cute. Sorry for the short response. I feel like I could get more girls driving an Impala." Freddie said. . For some reason. Well. Just saying. Bye. and she dashed off to speak to her best friend. "Well. "Yeah. did the cute comment mean he liked her? She decided she needed to discuss it all with Carly. Especially Dean's. see ya." Sam said. "I never thought I'd see the day a guy would make Sam Puckett blush. It just makes a guy look so badass. "DEAN BEATS SAM!" then ran away. The bell rang. It made me happy. Did he know her personally? And if he did. She would totally be friends with him. "Shut up. Chapter Five: L It was Wednesday. He kinda called me cute. she yelled.A '67 Impala is absolutely better than some stupid Volvo. that's all I got for now. "Why does she get to have the last word?" Freddie laughed as Carly stomped away. "Ugh!" Carly said. She really wanted to know who he was." she said. Being a guy. "Well. And for some reason he called her cute. But before leaving. Telling them lunch was over. he felt really happy that he was the guy who made it happen. He stirred his tea with a lollipop once. Freddie sat in Study Hall staring at the notebook containing the list." Carly couldn't help but notice Freddie looked a little sick." Carly told him. Was he jealous of Anti-Edward? She sure hoped so. and never wears shoes. He could ruin Sam and Freddie's chance at being together. "Um. L's just SO adorable." Was that true? Was Freddie into Sam? He couldn't be. Right? It didn't have to have a deeper meaning. Fredly. but instead of meats. He could. Why?" Carly thought that Anti-Edward best not be into Sam." Sam rolled her eyes. he has a food obsession. Like me. He seemed to really dislike Brian and Eric. five thousand pounds of sugar in his tea. "Wow. like. There's nothing wrong with calling a friend of the opposite sex cute. "Well. I don't know. but you totally should. "Sam's wondering if he's into her. He and Sam were just friends. Thanks for all the help. And I just love how he sits. He couldn't stop thinking about the conversation that had happened mere minutes ago. "Oh. Number 6: L from Deathnote I know you haven't read the manga or watched the anime. Huh. "Um. "Well. I've been reading his notes again. His social awkwardness makes me giggle. You never know. ." "Are you talking about Anti-Edwrd again?" Freddie asked as he joined them. Carly. Did he like Sam? Is there any possible way he could like Sam? He decided to not think about it while he read the next guy."Do you think Anti-Edward has a thing for me?" Sam asked Carly as soon as she walked up to her. and he called me cute. what do you think?" Sam asked Freddie. He also puts. it's sugary foods. . "You wouldn't understand. She saw him blush. In the end. pretending to be surprised. Anti-Edward." Freddie told her. but she threatened him. my dear L. Freddie smiled. Sam handed her the copy." Carly said with a glance at Freddie. But he never knew Sam thought L was adorable." "If he's so awesome. Rest in peace. You'd have to be a Deathnote fan to fully understand. It's a shame he didn't live to see Light get taken down." Sam said when she saw the note. he was glad she made him read it." she said. He tried to refuse. Sam smiled at him. You see. L's a freaking genius. "You know how awesome L is. It turned out he loved it. "Why hello. Suddenly.I'm sure you're wondering how he's better than Edward. hoping she would get a reaction out of him." "Tell us what your new boyfriend said." Carly demanded. because I know none of the facts above are good enough for you. "L?" "You put L on the list?" Freddie asked. "He's not my boyfriend. Was Sam right? Did he have a thing for her? He took a deep breath and wrote his reply. "Very true. "Yeah. I know what you're thinking. Edward's really smart. Of course he knows chiz. Why a blush? she wondered. But L was born a genius. For a second he thought he felt his heart flutter. he became a little jealous of L. Not that you have any idea what I'm talking about. He remembered when Sam forced him to read the manga. duh he's smart. Well. Carly. Sam nodded." Sam said. But at least he knew he was right in his belief that Light was Kira. "Now shut up and listen. "Let me see who number six is." Sam. He's been around since the 1900's and has graduated from high school dozens of times. Then he freaked out for being jealous. OK? He's solved a crap load of crimes. why'd he die?" Carly asked when she finished reading. The bell rang. And Light was a total douche. It would be so awesome to be the greatest crime solver in the world. "What's that?" he asked. He's into a lot of the same stuff as us. Bye for now. "Yeah. Anti-Edward (AKA the Guy Jealous of L) "Who's Ryuk?" Carly asked." Freddie grabbed it from her." Sam turned to Freddie.." When they sat down next to each other in their class a few minutes later." both her friends answered. You know.. that makes him better than Edward. It." "I can't believe you're saving these. Back. pointing at the folder." Sam hit him upside the head with a textbook. we SO need to meet this guy. I'm so glad Ryuk killed him in the end. I'm grateful to her for that." Carly couldn't help but think that was a strange coincidence. "N-nothing." Freddie said. Freddie smirked. Freddie saw Sam pull out a folder he had never seen before. "Fredward. Notes from Anti-Edward it said. "Come on Sam. Oh. I wouldn't have known who L was if one of my friends didn't force me to read the manga. So yeah. "let's go to English. But there was no way Freddie could be Anti-Edward.I feel I have to tell you that I wish I was L." Freddie nodded. "You bought a special folder to keep the notes in?" "Give. "A shinigami. . "OK then. He glanced at the cover. Sam was saving his notes." Sam rolled her eyes." She smiled at him. "What's up?" Carly asked when Sam disappeared down the hall. He wasn't sure how to tell Carly. she couldn't help but wonder what was so important that she couldn't be there." "Hey. "Um. He looked over at Sam and added. Freddie was kinda mad he had gotten detention. "Alone. Then the realization hit him. He needed to talk to someone about what he just realized. "You must be happy about spending your afternoon in detention with Mama. "Nothing. He had that smile on his face all during class." He rolled his eyes. Carls."Sam! OW!" She snatched the folder back. At that moment. he felt like he might fall over. Jack Hodgins "What's with the goofy smile?" Sam asked Freddie as they left class. Briggs yelled. Fredjerk. "Are you OK?" Sam asked. He had turned somewhat pale. "Carly? Can I talk to you?" Freddie asked before his friend could leave. He liked Sam. Yeah.. It was kind of true." "Thanks a lot.. See you in class. but felt himself blush slightly. "Both of you. that was the most important thing to him. "Sam! Freddie!" Ms. It was so sudden. I'm fine. Sam grabbed some books and waited for Carly so they could go to class. guys. Detention." Carly said to them when they reached the lockers. "I've been thinking about some things. yet he kind of felt like he was floating on a cloud." Sam mumbled. "Whatever. Chapter Six: Dr. . After school. He couldn't tell her that the fact she was saving his notes made him stupid happy." Freddie said as he rubbed the back of his neck. "Um." As she walked off." He didn't know what to tell her. Now. I hope Sam admits it soon. Just because Sam likes them." "You jealous of Anti-Edward too?" . "Possibly my ass. "What person?" "Um. I think I'm jealous of all these fictional guys." "Huh? Wait. "Really?" "Yeah. "I guess when this whole list thing began.. Sam just had to do the same. uh." "Excuse me?" Carly rarely swore. You're both just too difficult to admit it. "Just say it. She was so happy Freddie finally admitted his feelings. "Possibly. And I think I like her a lot." Carly snorted. "You seem really happy. Freddie was not expecting that reaction. You guys obviously like each other." "Say what?" "Say it!" "OK! I like Sam. "You like Sam!" she said. Then all would be right in the world... Until now that is. when'd you finally admit it to yourself?" Freddie found it hard to believe that Sam could possibly feel the same." "Yay!" Carly jumped up and down." he answered.." Carly squealed happily." Carly perked up. Anyway. well. Sam."Like what?" "Like my feelings about a person." Freddie said.. "Well duh. Freddie.. You think Sam feels the same?" "I know she does. "Uh. Here's why he's better than Edward. Now. Yet. since I hate watching my favorite shows alone. she couldn't stop herself from thinking. I showed up at Freddie's place one night for a new episode of Bones. Or Booth like Freddie's mom does. And it totally sucks you in. He freaked out because I was watching it. So. I was watching some Bones reruns when Frednub came over. and that he and his mom always watch it. Hodgins will always be King of the Lab to me. he's always involved in the fun little experiments that are sometimes done. He told me how much he loves it. But the weight wouldn't be completely gone until he told Sam his feelings. It's such a great show. Oh great. I know it would never happen. But he and Angela won't get back together. Um. I feel if Bella got pregnant with someone else's baby-shut up. you don't really like Bones. If you watched Bones. He couldn't do that until he finished the list. Here's another reason I heart Hodgins. Plus. Now you wanna know how I know that. Now. You see. You see. When the show ended. this is just a "what if" type thing-he would kill her. Even though they're not together anymore. He LOVES it when he can go out and do field work. Telling Carly that he liked Sam lifted some weight off his shoulders. which I don't get at all. though. that's because I watch new episodes of Bones over at the Benson home. See ya. You know how I leave your place on most Thursdays but come back right in time for Supernatural? Well. yet he still has those feelings. and revealed he was Anti-Edward. Sure." So now we've been doing that for about a year. He's the bug and slime man of the team." The bell rang. "We're late. He clearly respects Angela's wishes for them to not get back together. Edward doesn't give a chiz about Bella's wishes. And the dude too. We even had fun discussing who the killer could be. I feel you'd love Hodgins. is Freddie Anti-Edward? Freddie sat down in Computer Science. she invited me back for the next week's episode because I "wasn't a complete devilish maniac. As I believe I have stated before. Carly. Hodgins was ready to be there for her and help take care of the baby. . His mom freaked out at first. all us fans know how much in love Hodgins is with Angela." While she watched him walk away. When Angela thought she was preggers with Wendell's baby. and roll around in dirt and stuff. Carly. Number 5: Dr. and the sexual tension between Brennan and Booth. but shut up when the show started and realized I wouldn't be annoying. one day while you were out. Jack Hodgins from Bones I know. and some of their other friends. Now his mom made sure they had enough ham every Thursday night. Freddie remembered that night." he lied. She didn't bother to wait for her friends. "Carly forced me to sit next to you. If he sat next to Carly. Somehow. Wendy." "For what?" Carly sighed." He walked off to the cafeteria. "For you and Sam's future relationship. She immediately sat across from Sam. "So you can start laying some ground work. will help her realize you like her. life would go back to normal." . As soon as Sam would leave though. He was really worried when Sam walked in. "Why?" "No clue." Freddie told her. and Freddie across from them. Freddie had no choice but to sit next to Sam." Freddie shook his head. but relaxed when she and his mom started talking about the show. On the other half of their lunch table. "What?" "You gotta sit next to Sam today. Sam and his mom would go back to hating each other again. That's it. Sam grabbed the note from Anti-Edward off her locker and walked straight to the cafeteria. Sam would think he still loved Carly. Thursday nights were good nights for Freddie." Carly said to Freddie when he began to follow. You sitting next to her.OK. "It all feels very unnatural." "Huh?" Why was Carly trying to screw up their seating arrangement? Carly and Sam always sat on one side. "You're crazy. sat Gibby. Freddie was so oblivious. Carly beat him there. "What the chiz is going on?" Sam asked. "Wait. Carly was trying to throw off their whole system. "Just give me number five. You are allowed to. OK. So I can relate to them." . He kicks some serious ass. Plus. If not. I love Bones! But I've kind of always liked Booth better. "Well. Freddie spoke. she looked at her two friends and gasped. She felt it was stupid if Carly was upset about it. Actually. I could totally be King of the Lab. You guys could be biffles. "You would. "What? We're not allowed to hang out without you around?" Sam asked. After she finished. Sam." Carly said flatly. He felt that his acting was getting much better. Not a little. Oh." Carly let out a small growl. I just don't understand why you didn't tell me. Frednub. he should've. By the way. Sam gave it to her. Anti-Edward Sam was cracking up. Maybe because I wish I was him a little. being a nerd myself. then read. "He sounds like you." Carly said. No. Still. She didn't understand why they never told her. Did he make the list? I haven't finished reading it yet." "I can't believe it. Carly. A lot. and she quietly read it to herself." "Because you'd blow it out of proportion. all of them are nerds-excluding Booth of course. And we all know how awesome nerds are. Fredmint. "what did Anti-Edward say?" Sam laughed. "You guys have a Thursday night tradition?" "You told her?" Freddie asked Sam. she was happy they spent time together. You tend to do that." "No I wouldn't!" Freddie and Sam shared a look. all the guys from Bones are better than Edward. "Oh get over it. Sam blushed." Freddie hadn't realized it was some deep. "You told Carly I've been saving my notes from Anti-Edward. Carly laughed at them as she opened the folder. Well. Just then. Sam darted after him. She compared everything she knew about AntiEdward and Freddie. She would confront Freddie about it soon. They seemed to have a lot in common. Anti-Edward talked about slapping a girl after she slapped him. . He hoped she hadn't found out he was Anti-Edward. Chapter Seven: Riley Poole On Thursday morning while she walked into school. She saw Sam at her locker." She handed Carly the folder. Carly remembered when Sam threatened to break Freddie's wrist if he didn't read it. She decided she needed to question Freddie about it. That was enough proof for her. Carly realized Sam was right. Freddie saw the look of anger in Sam's eyes. "Can I take a quick look at the notes from Anti-Edward?" she asked Sam. "It's not like I have them with me." Sam growled. "Why are you looking at me like that?" he asked Sam. She had found it amazing that Sam didn't punch him after he slapped her. dark secret. Anti-Edward was starting to sound more and more like Freddie. at that moment he did. If he turned out to be Anti-Edward and Sam found out." Freddie said. Anti-Edward had said his friend forced him to read Deathnote. Freddie joined them. "I'm gonna kill that nub when I see him. carly remembered that moment between Sam and Freddie. he'd be a dead man. Freddie told me you carry them around in some folder. Also. So he turned and ran. She had been thinking about it all night." "Yes you do. Freddie HAD to be Anti-Edward. Fear rose up from his gut. Carly decided to do everything in her power to find out if Freddie was Anti-Edward."Oh haha. Soon she found some of evidence she needed. His semi-badassness is what makes him better than Edward. Hell. And. And not the cool emo. He assisted in stealing the Declaration of Independence and found a friggin treasure. Edward's always Mr. the best part of the movies because of his funny. Now Riley's her number four! And she likes him because of his nerdiness." he mumbled. I mean. like. Sam glanced at Freddie as Carly read. "Riley from National Treasure?" Carly said to Sam. He was. but not him? He wrote his reply while he was still steaming. the kind of emo kid you wanna punch. yeah. So screw Edward and his seriously douchey emoness. and read the next guy on the list. most of it wouldn't have been able to happen without Riley's techno-geek skills. he's a nerd. He decided not to dwell on it.Freddie was lucky he only got away with some bruises. but still. Though Riley didn't want to. not the kind you wanna be friends with. Number 4: Riley Poole from National Treasure You know he's a cutie Carly. Carly thought that the fact that the guys on Sam's list were getting nerdier was a good sign for Freddie. Carly watched Freddie carefully. Sam handed Carly number four. I'm pretty sure Edward never stole anything that would help him find a treasure that held all this history and then shared it with the world. You know. Edward had never done one funny thing in his annoying existence. She always made fun of HIS nerdiness. "No reason. The douchey "I think I'm better than you" emo. . When they all gathered around Sam's locker. and would say no girl could ever want him. What was wrong with Freddie? He and Riley shared some similar qualities. but he's actually a pretty badass nerd. "Why do you look so upset?" she asked him. Yet somehow Riley was good enough for Sam. Riley's funny. Serious. Also. Especially when his glasses are on. Go Riley and his semibadass nerdiness! Freddie found himself getting angry. does the dude EVER have any fun? The only other thing he is besides serious is emo. He didn't even want to imagine what she'd do if she discovered he was Anti-Edward. Freddie?" Freddie felt like he was going to puke. Oh." "He sounded a little bipolar. Riley is way better than Edward. You must be too good for real guys. Well." Carly urged. you'd rip my head off for saying all that. Anti-Edward "Well. . "Why'd he mention Fredpuss?" Carly noticed that Freddie's eyes widened. "Um. I just sounded like an asshole. I mean. I get it. I prefer to hang out with people who aren't afraid to be goofballs. Do you know him." Sam said."So?" Sam looked at Freddie again. I guess fictional guys are the only ones who take the cake for you. Sorry for being a douche. waiting for a response. "Yeah. You didn't deserve the attack I just threw at you earlier. But these guys are good enough for you? Why? What's so special about them? What makes them better than guys like Freddie Benson? Oh. "I think that proved he's into you. Especially that guy Freddie Benson. Ugh. It never really occurred to him while he was writing it that mentioning his own name would cause his two friends to be suspicious. you mock nerds endlessly. I insulted you. "Read what Anti-Edward said. you're a fun chick. And I hate kids who have Edward's brand of emo. your cruelty is endless toward people like Freddie.. Why was Anti-Edward so mad? And. She was slightly disappointed that she didn't get one. You know. I mean. It could be possible." he said. You must hate me now.. Why are the guys on your list getting nerdier? Last I heard. but she was a little upset. I'll just say that people who are serious all the time are lame and boring. If you knew who I was. You're right." Carly said. But I need to get something off my chest first. I probably deserve it. Oh shit. Sam. Sam was even more distracted in class than usual.. Edward has never hung out with elves and centaurs and whatnot. She opened her notebook and began to write furiously. And Artemis freakin' traveled through time. Irish accents are the greatest and sexiest accents EVER. I wanna be able to travel through time. Actually. He poured for the remainder of class. I think one of the reasons Artemis is so high on the list is because of his wonderful Irishness. Oh snap. he's Irish. Ms." to Briggs as she walked out the door." When they walked in. That's so kick ass. Eventually she smacked him. I guess I'm into smart dudes who used to be bad-like Zuko-or used to be criminals-like Artemis.Carly just looked at him. First of all.. AND he's the second dude who used to be bad. "None of your business. The bell rang. Carly. Freddie turned to Sam and said. and told him to shut up. the Artemis Fowl book series Ok. Anywho. she stood up and said. Sam seemed a little distraught by his last response. "What are you doing?" Freddie whispered to her. Chapter Eight: Artemis Fowl Freddie REALLY wanted to know what Sam had written in their English class. We're late for class. And he bugged her about it nonstop. and they sat down in their seats. Now he sat in Computer Science telling himself he wouldn't get jealous or angry about the next guy on the list. "Gotta use the toilet." When she finished writing. but she refused to tell him. She needed to make things right with her little pen pal. She walked straight to her locker and taped a piece of paper to it. well. I just realized Artemis is the second genius on the list. Oh. Sam told her to shut up. but is now good. "Come on. Number 3: Artemis Fowl from. Briggs made sure to stop everything she was doing to yell at them. Fudgeface. He was not allowed to be such an ass this time around. Artemis hangs with some pretty awesome creatures. Whoa. . She had no doubt that he was Anti-Edward. Edward doesn't have an awesome accent. She was a little distressed about making Anti-Edward upset. She hoped no one would be an ass and rip it off before Anti-Edward could get it. And don't you mock me for having a younger guy on this list. She was really hiding in the hallway with Sam's locker in her sights. then read the note. You will regret it if you do. Our bickering is practically the core of our friendship. "So that's what she was writing in class. which is something I really respect. Freddie never knew that Sam had a favorite accent. Sometimes he even fights back. He's nice to everyone. kid. I actually think Freddie is a pretty great guy. Just like I did when you assumed I wasn't a virgin. So I feel I should tell you that I bust Fredward's balls simply because it's fun." he said to himself. Though I found your anger irrational. hate Freddie or anything. once she looked at it though. Freddie was surprised to see a note on Sam's locker. It's kind of weird writing to you. like. So you best feel lucky. Those who I abuse on a regular basis don't do that. Hey Anti-Edward. She heard footsteps. Finally. Well. He looked at it and gasped when he saw it was a note to Anti-Edward. She thought she had missed him. On occasion. They run away from me. I don't. even me. But since you're just a stupid boy. From Sam. She loved being right. OK. I'll let it go. I rarely apologize and let things go. I'm used to just reading notes. And he puts up with all my crap. It was a note to him from Sam. First of all. I guess your mentioning of Freddie means that you're friends with him. I'd like to apologize for upsetting you. not writing them. Carly had pretended to have cramps and said she was going to the nurse's office. She had freaked out a bit when she saw something taped to Sam's locker. She was going to catch Anti-Edward. she saw it wasn't from Anti-Edward. But I felt that I needed to write to you to clear some things up. She smiled when she saw Freddie walk up to Sam's locker. He found himself wishing he was Irish as he wrote his reply. Freddie just stands there and takes it. . All the fighting and making fun of each other is me and Freddie's thing. That's just how we are with each other. And don't you dare tell her. Or get her to admit her feelings for you. Hell. you would. but she knew he was right. "I knew it!" Freddie turned. Just leave it alone. I can't have you meddling in this. but I actually have fun with the guy." "I would never!" "Yes. he just does it. Especially her best friends'. Well. She just had problems keeping herself out of other people's business. Carly. Sam had called him awesome. And Freddie sometimes pays for food for me. But don't EVER tell him I said that. He'll start acting all smug around me if he finds out. a voice yelled. and not Anti-Edward. Sam Freddie could feel the ridiculously wide smile on his face. and that you're not mad at me anymore." ." She walked up to him and slapped him upside the head. "Carly?" "I knew you were Anti-Edward. Oh. That's why you're only jealous of the guys on the list." "I don't plan on having her find out. Freddie's just awesome all around. I don't even have to ask him anymore. "Can I meddle in something else if not the Anti-Edward thing?" Freddie sighed.And I know it's hard to believe. she'll kill you. "What?" "Just let me try to get you and Sam together. Because you ARE Anti-Edward. Once he taped the note to Sam's locker. He quickly broke into Sam's locker to get a pen. I hope that clears everything up." Carly wanted to defend herself. You always do. "Are you stupid? If Sam finds out. You can't not throw yourself into people's business. then added something to his response of her list. She had never said anything like that before. sometimes I have more fun with him than I do with Carly. Why did you decide to do this?" "Well. She was going to get Sam and Freddie together. . "here we go." Carly watched him walk away."She doesn't have feelings for me. Sam hadn't been as eager to read because she was afraid Anti-Edward was still mad. Then I just started to like doing it. and thought it would be fun to torture Sam. Sam found the whole thing weird. I'd enjoy knowing what it's like to travel through time. So. But she didn't really mind him being next to her. Her feelings for you were practically poured out. We do like a lot of the same things after all." Freddie rolled his eyes. Freddie was sitting next to Sam at lunch again. Artemis sounds pretty cool. Even if it drove her insane." "Aw. "Tell us what Anti-Edward said. I read that note she wrote. Especially since Freddie had that goofy grin on his face again. The fact that she cares about what Anti-Edward has to say makes me happy. but I think I will now." "Oh please. That's all I have for now. And elves are so much cooler than vampires. I found the list. Anyway." Sam said." "You're crazy. I haven't read the Artemis Fowl series." Hey Sam. Even though it was still a little weird. I can tell she does. "Just let me do that one thing. "I'm going back to class." "So." Carly demanded." he said. but hoped Carly was right." "Fine. she figured she would get used to him being next to her quickly. "OK. but she wanted to see why it was so important they were alone while watching the show. Sam. ." he said. Your little note did clear things up." "Yes I am. "And. Wow. Thanks. "Why?" Carly whined. Carly asked. Carly joined Gibby and Wendy at the other side of the table. Well. She didn't want to get caught in any crossfire." She squinted at him. alone with Freddie's mom. "What'd you say about me?" Sam blushed. Now Freddie knew she said nice things about him. I might've said you're a nice and awesome guy. At the end of the day. He'd appreciate it." Sam said. Sam?" He retaliated with some jello. nub!" She flung a spoonful of applesauce in his face. "You're not nice." she mumbled. Sam read the last two sentences slowly. That's sweet of you.And sorry again for being a douche earlier. "Um. Part of her did want to join them. you can't join us. She saw that his smile had frown wider. "Not awesome AND nice?" Freddie snorted. I think you should tell Freddie what you told me.S. Thanks for letting my idiocy go again. Their little food fight went on for about five minutes. "So." Freddie told her. She glanced over at Freddie as her heart pounded. "You're pretty awesome too. Freddie smirked at her and asked. Anti-Edward P. Howard came up to them and gave them a detention. you two watching Bones tonight?" "Duh. "What the hell. "Aw. It stopped when Mr. no. Sam smiled at her friend." Sam said with fake innocence. sweet Friday!" Sam yelled as they walked into school. Benson would kill you." Freddie said." Carly laughed and Freddie rolled his eyes." As they walked off. "My mom doesn't like people talking while her shows are on. it's kinda just me and Sam's thing. "I did no such thing. Freddie and his haven't. Frednerd." "Yeah." "But I do that when we watch Supernatural. "What?" "You'd constantly ask questions. I've become a master at it." That information only kind of gave her more perspective on their little Thursday night tradition. "Maybe because you're the one who smacked him with a textbook and then flung applesauce at him. Sam walked off to Study Hall. "I can't believe this is the second time you landed me in detention. Chapter Nine: Roarke "Sweet. Carly held Freddie back." "Why?" Freddie said. "Come on. "Hopefully we won't get detention again today. very soon." Sam added. Sam said. and comment on every little thing. Freddie." "Oh. Very. let's get to detention. but I tune you out." "You started it both times!" Freddie yelled." "And you'd be really annoying. Mrs." Carly told her. She was wishing her friends would get together soon. . Actually. Sam nudged Freddie. Carly laughed at them as they did their special flirting routine."Well. "I don't know why you keep blaming me. The bell rang. "Put it in her locker or something."You're gonna be finished the list today. She had been having a pretty good week." "What?" "You could tell her how you feel about her. I have an idea." "Well. "Um." "Nah." she said to him. And not just because it was Friday. "Yeah. even if the person kept going after they got stabbed. the set up a series of really sharp pins that would pop out and stab anyone who tried to get into her locker. I'll figure out a way. Also. Then they'd be able to capture the culprit with forensics somehow. That resulted in Sam's locker setting on fire. Sam was in a good mood. you're the only one who knows how to break into her locker." That was true. They once enlisted Spencer to help." He walked away. They had tried many things and failed. then give her the list back after. She texted Wendy and Gibby so they could put a plan into place." "Or she'll kill me either way. which was something she didn't would happen when she first got a note from him." "Carly. She had bonded with Anti-Edward. So?" "You told Sam you'd give it back once you finish it. "Good point." Carly smacked her forehead in frustration. according to Sam. Carly knew he wouldn't figure something out. Then . how are you gonna give it back?" Freddie shrugged. their DNA would be on the pins that stabbed them." "I'm very aware of this." Freddie eventually said. Freddie has helped her make it almost impossible for people to break into her locker. She may be less hard on you if you do that. "Freddie. Eventually. Obviously. She wondered how long it would last. and read number two. The house Edward lives in is definitely not as cool as Roarke's. So. Finally. Number 2: Roarke from the In Death series Mmmm. a hot tub. He opened the notebook while in Study Hall. He has this whole computer system that isn't registered. It was some good times. Well. even if it was his alter-ego. it's like a huge pool room with the pool. They wrote threatening notes to each other. Roarke is much more in love with Eve. Right in the middle of New York City. What has Edward given up for Bella? Nothing. Eve's friends have had fun little parties there where they basically have a spa day. The house also has a shit ton of rooms. soy coffee crap-to win her affections. It's so sweet. Hell. Roarke is such a sexy beast. so he basically bribed her by giving her real coffeethe series takes place in the future and they only have. Roarke gave up pretty much all of his criminal ways because of Eve-she's a cop. Every day. in between classes. Roarke is also uber rich. There's an epic garden where he and Eve got married. you think Edward is all madly in love with Bella? Well. their friends Louise and Charles married each other there too. His home is like a freakin' palace. Let's talk about the one illegal thing he still does.there was Freddie. OK. they were constantly yelled at. and would giggle while reading them. He still keeps the little button that fell off the ugly suit she was wearing they day they met in his pocket. There's even an indoor pool. like. he never gave up on getting Eve. All the time. The grounds there are HUGE. He can get files that Eve can't even get as a cop. Sam had been a little excited about the next note from Anti-Edward. That just led to more giggling. And they actually had a lot of fun. How epic is that? Oh. . That made Freddie really happy. The house is surrounded by a wall. Yet another Irish man makes the list. That's so hot. That way he can do all this stuff without the man finding out about. He loved being on Sam's mind. She didn't want to get involved with him at first. I am SO jealous of Eve-the main character of the series-for being his wife and getting to do the nasty with him. She decided to just enjoy it all while it lasted. That jackass. and a lot of space to hang out in. Also. She liked the fun times with Freddie more than the bonding with Anti-Edward. Eve believes she probably hasn't seen even half of them. They had had detention together twice that week. Freddie thought. the girl that's sexy." Carly said to Sam when she finished reading. well. Carly. bring the first book of the series over. They're just guys from another country with a different accent. I don't find any accents on girls really sexy. ladies." Freddie said as he leaned against Sam's locker. they're hot nerds. I noticed that the guys on your list keep getting nerdier. It's just. "Hey." They reached their lockers. Sam REALLY liked Irish guys. It was funny whenever Carly admitted to her perviness. I never thought of you to be the type of girl who'd be into nerds. It makes you laugh. "Enough about sex. Bossy Pants. don't you?" "Maybe. "Fine." Sam said to Carly as they walked to their lockers. "Who is it?" "You'll see. Fredlumps." Freddie said." "God. Not that I have any problems with that. Roarke and Eve have some awesome sex scenes. He decided that he needed to go to Ireland one day to see what was so special about them. "Just read Anti-Edward's note. "I wonder what Anti-Edward will say about guy number two. What is it with you an Irish guys? They don't seem all that special to me. Wow. and turns you on. according to you. All girls should be into nerds. and Sam handed Carly number two. but still nerds. Mr. you really like Irish guys." Sam. they are crazy hot." "You wanna read the steamy sex scenes. feel the suspense when they're about to catch a killer. "How goes it. "Well." Sam told her." Sam laughed.You really need to read the In Death series. Well." Sam squinted at him and said. Who cares about an accent? Girls are so weird. We are the greatest . "When you come over tomorrow. cry. " The bell rang. "Let's go to class." "Actually. I have a plan for the show while you guys are talking.. "Hmmm." She began to walk away. "Alone. Anti-Edward "Seriously. You should spread the word." "On iCarly?" "No. "If you don't meet with her. Freddork. "You're telling Sam how you feel about her. So yeah. Can't wait to read number one. Chapter Ten: Freddie Benson Carly and Sam took their seats next to each other in History.after all. I'll kill you. Freddie knew she wasn't joking. but stopped and turned to face him. ." Carly pointed out while giving Freddie a look. I guess." Sam headed to class." Freddie chuckled." she said then finally left. You and Sam will join the show after you tell her.." "WHAT?" "You heard me. You'll be doing it at six o'clock. She was really miffed that Carly and Freddie kept having super private conversations without her. By the look in her eyes. We'd all be interested in getting a girlfriend. you need to meet this guy. "I guess so. I have to talk to him real quick. Fredicin. That's all I got to say. Tonight. "What is it?" Freddie asked. "It's flattering. Sam shrugged." "What plan?" "You'll find out." Carly said." "He seemed kind of jealous." "OK." Carly said. . "OK. Freddie sat in Computer Science." She also couldn't believe that Sam hadn't noticed all the Freddie hints in the Anti-Edward notes. if you don't mind. "Did you hear something?" "Um. I have bigger things to worry about. It's just that he seems a little jealous of the guys on the list." "You've lost your mind. I know. No." Carly watched Sam try to calm her breathing. He stopped breathing when he read who it was. Number 1: Freddie Benson OK. "Huh? Why would Freddie be jealous?" "Because I'm very sure that he likes you. This is insane. He knew part of what he was going to say as Anti-Edward in the next note." "I can't believe you haven't noticed." Sam said after a few minutes. Hopefully. Especially since she read them ALL the time. "I was just wondering what Freddie will think of your number one. stop freaking out."What?" Sam asked. Freddie? Number one? How did this happen? And what the hell does this mean? I will answer all of this." Sam paled. Carly had been acting weird. "Why would Freddie care about number one?" she asked Carly frantically. But he had to read Number One in order to write the rest. I know. "Freddie can't be around when you read Number One and Anti-Edward's note. "I repeat: You've lost your mind. All of her anxieties cam flooding back. Now. She had finally remembered why she was so freaked out when she lost the list." Sam stopped panicking for the moment. "Listen. Carls." Carly nodded. Carly." She couldn't wait for Number One now. and her eyes almost popped out of her head. Plus. And Freddie would never be a controlling ass hat.Now. he realized he shouldn't be near the girls during lunch. Awesome. "Sit down. . "YES!" Ginny-of all people-gave him a weird look and said. We act like a pair of loons. I'd beat them down for trying to get with him. You look like an idiot. I mean. Let's see. You skank-stop looking offended. So. Apparently for a long time. I thought I was going crazy at first. The boy IS a pretty good kisser after all. He'd give her a break. he'd totally adore any girl he'd date. Sparkles too. Sam would be too uncomfortable with him around. I'm crazy about a nerd who's in love with my best friend. he can have fun. I know this was supposed to be a list of fictional guys. He knows how to make jokes and laugh. I think I've had a thing for the dork for years. Carly. You must know better than me. Of course. He's have plenty of time to revel in her liking him when he told her his feelings at six o'clock. I mean. He'd just go with the flow. Freddie jumped up and screamed." Freddie did as he was told while smiling. The whole time I was making this list. if she for real dated other guys. You practically made out with him every five seconds for the two minutes you were dating. He wouldn't break into a chick's house just to watch her sleep all night long. Oh god. But not in a creepy stalker way like Edward. We piss Briggs off like crazy. he's been in love with you since the day he met you. I assume he kisses better than Mr. I like Fredward Benson. So yeah. The only person besides me who'd ever be allowed to be with him is you. After he wrote his reply and taped it to Sam's locker. He should be number one on EVERY girl's list. but none of them were number one worthy in my mind. Oh. Edward would beat the chiz out of any dudes Bella would have actually dated-the guys who just liked her don't count. you should see us in class sometimes. And Freddie fully has better lips than Edward. YEARS! How could I have been into him for years and not realize it? I'm such an idiot. I'm just kidding. I'm that good of a friend. one stupid nub's face kept popping into my head. He'd only do that if they were in the same room while she's asleep. Then I realized something. yet he doesn't stop you from dating all these other dudes. Unlike Edward. He's just that kind of guy. Should I talk about how he's better than Edward? I guess I should. He doesn't always take life seriously. Freddie's my number one guy better than Edward Cullen. I know this because I reflected on it. "You wanna hear what Anti-Edward said or not?" "OK. Wow. Wow. I never thought you felt that way about Freddie. she gasped." She walked up to her locker. You NEED to tell him how you feel. Listen. "Read the rest. . I never expected to hear you say that. Carly screamed happily then wrapped Sam up in a tight hug." she told Sam. But now that I think about it. "Pst! Carls. Nope. OK." she heard Sam whisper. haven't you? Wow. Hmmm. But he'll tell you the same thing.. She turned and saw Sam's head poking around the corner. it kinda makes sense. After reading for a bit." Sam. Carly laughed after she read that Sam was kidding." "You need to tell him how you feel.Carly waited impatiently by her and Sam's lockers. then did a dance of joy. "What?" "Is Freddie around?" "Um.. Well. Sam rolled her eyes. all they had to do was get together. Sam assumed that Carly had gotten to where Sam called her a skank. Like that'd ever happen." She had been wondering where he was. Trust me. "Yeah. Holy chiz. "You FINALLY admitted it! I'm SO FREAKIN' HAPPY!" She let Sam go. "Thank god. You probably won't do that. and gave Carly number one. I sense you won't be disappointed." Carly nodded with a goofy grin on her face. You've been flirting with him all these years. with the way you treat him. see that you wrote that. Now. Sam just looked at her with a look of annoyance. Freddie doesn't love Carly anymore. She frowned a little after finishing." She was filled with joy. Sam sighed. "Freddie's not in love with me anymore. Just wow. Her two best friends had admitted to liking each other. See ya. I'll handle it without you. Have fun meeting Freddie tonight.." "What?" "I just need some time to calm down." "Only some of it. Anti-Edward "Did he just blackmail me?" Sam asked in shock. As Carly watched Sam go." Sam walked off to the library.. I won't be able to with Freddie around. "I'd miss iCarly." "I'm sure people do. "I believe he did.You know what? You want the list back? You have to tell Freddie how you feel. I'll know if you don't meet with him tonight." "Why there?" "No one goes into that section." Carly said. She shrugged. she wondered where Freddie was. Freddie WOULD do that. or don't tell him." "Exactly. You'll meet him at the swing set in the park near Bushwell Plaza." "Where in the library?" "Periodicals.." she said to herself. She didn't think he was the kind of guy who'd do that. . If you don't do either.. Tonight at six o'clock. um. I'm gonna have lunch in the library. then went on her way. I'll make copies of the list and post them ALL OVER THE SCHOOL. The swing set you licked." "OK." "Have you?" "No. Don't worry. "Maybe he's already in the cafeteria. CARLY: It will! Hey. "You're going to be part of a panel. His phone vibrated. CARLY: Why? FREDDIE: No one goes in that section. because of me being number one and all. You know... Sam and Freddie had the same idea. and seemed to be the only two people in the school to know about the periodicals section-she didn't even know of its existence until Sam told her about it. FREDDIE: Have you ever been there? CARLY: No. CARLY: I kno! I'm so happy 4 u 2! FREDDIE: Thanks." . I hope all goes well tonight. They were truly meant to be. Carly smiled to herself. It was a text from Carly. Where in the library r u eating? FREDDIE: Periodicals.Freddie had taken some extra time to work on some things in Computer Science after the bell rang. Once ten minutes passed. FREDDIE: Exactly. he gathered his things and went to prepare for lunch. CARLY: Where r u? FREDDIE: I'm having lunch in the library. CARLY: How do u kno? People could go there." "What kind of panel?" Gibby wanted to know. "One dedicated to Sam and Freddie's love. I figured Sam would feel weird with me around. "So why are we gonna be on iCarly tonight?" Wendy asked when Carly sat down. This is where I go when I skip class. It was SO the type of thing Carly would do. Fredly?" she asked. I usually nap on this couch. "They're together?" Wendy asked. She was sitting on the couch." "Howard's class?" "Yup. "I just decided to eat lunch here today." .Gibby and Wendy smiled brightly." He sat down at the table and took out his food. Carly felt all warm inside. Freddie entered the periodicals section. and saw his favorite blonde-headed demon. Puckett. "What do you want. How'd you know about the periodicals section?" "I just stumbled upon it one day. her eyes widened and she paled. You know. It's crazy comfy. ripped out a piece of paper. Um. and listening to her PearPod. He took a notebook out of his bag. "Did Carly tell you I was here?" She was afraid Carly had told him he was number one. He was not going to flee. She growled and looked up." "Very funny. and threw it at her." "You would. eating her food." "Oh my god. "Nope." "It's about freakin' time!" Ginny yelled. For a quick second. balled it up. which was something he'd usually do. I come here when I skip class too. You're not the only one who doesn't like certain classes. It was nice to know she wasn't the only one waiting for those two to get together. He decided that it was fate that had them both there at that moment. But hopefully tonight. Fredward Benson skipping class? It must be the apocalypse. "Not yet. "Fine." She grabbed them happily and sat across from him. Both their hands were definitely going to be bruised. Sam choked on the Fat Cake she was eating. Once she recovered. Whenever Freddie won." "Demon. "Fine. or he was getting really good at acting. "You'll never know. They burst into laughter when she left. "I am NOT playing poker with you again." "Oh get over it. Just the same old response. When they started swearing loudly at each other. Don't tell me. Sam pouted. Sam would punch him in the shoulder. the librarian came over and told them to be quiet. then looked at him. "So. she said. She looked at Freddie's pack of Fat Cakes." Freddie had lost all the money on him the last time he played with her. Freddie sighed. You can have them. "Yeah. Freddie didn't seem to know he was number one. Sam whipped out a deck of cards." It was an extremely violent game of Slap Jack. Fifty bucks. After they finished eating." "Who was number one?" He had to act clueless. "Yes." "Please tell me?" She glared at him. Either that. We'll play Slap Jack.Sam got up off the couch and walked over to the table. Gone." "Never. ." "Nub. you get a note from Anti-Edward?" Freddie asked." Sam was relieved. She was ridiculously nervous. Sam had to tell Freddie she'd be late fore iCarly. "What the hell was that all about?" ." she told Freddie. She was actually nervous enough without Sam's anxiety filling the room." At the end of the day. Stupid Anti-Edward for blackmailing her." "Carly said she has something planned to take up some time." Carly said to him. She had to tell Freddie her feelings in fifteen minutes. Sam looked at him with confusion. Spencer and his telescope was all part of the love panel.." She walked away. "It was." Carly said.The bell rang.. "It's cool. Me too. and not reveal their feelings. You're making ME nervous. was very excited. Though she had to respect him for having the guts to do so." "Well. I have an appointment. Freddie. Carly forced her to do it. Sam looked at Carly." Sam said to Freddie as they left the library. stop doing that. on the other hand. "I'm gonna be late tonight. "Go do what you were assigned." "You too?" Did he know he was meeting HER? she wondered. Spencer walked into the living room holding a telescope. "Yup. "Sam. She feared her two friends would chicken out. "That was a pretty good lunch. Epilogue Sam paced around the Shay apartment. She was having severe anxiety about meeting Freddie later. See ya then. good." "OK. Even though I was brutally beaten. Spencer nodded then left the apartment. "Hi... "In five.. was behind the camera. two.. Freddie isn't either. "Spencer is on the roof of our building spying on them with a telescope. I need to prepare for iCarly with Gibby and Wendy." "Maybe I'll wait a bit longer.." Carly grabbed Sam's arm and led her to the door. "OK." "So while they're confessing their love to each other. but she was behind a bush that was on the other side of the swing set. "Hopefully." Carly said.." Carly said. Sam was several feet away as well." Gibby asked. four." She walked out the door." Wendy said." "I'm sure you're all wondering WHY they're not here."Nothing. and went off to the park. We'll also video chat with you. Tasha is our camera girl tonight.. they're just too stubborn to tell each other. "Everyone knows Sam and Freddie are in love. "Right now. we're dedicating this entire episode to Sam and Freddie's romance." "We've all been waiting for this a very long time. He didn't want to be the first one to show up. "How about we check in on Spencer?" . "You may have noticed that Sam isn't here right now. Tasha." Gibby said. "Well." Carly told the audience." She was sitting at a table with Wendy on one side of her and Gibby on the other. I'm Carly. Gibby's girlfriend. You should be heading to the park now." Sam sighed. the fans. Meanwhile. about your opinions on this. three." "No you won't. Freddie stood behind a tree several street away from the swing set.. they'll finally tell each other their feelings toward each other. and this is iCarly. "You're going to go and meet Freddie now." Carly said. She wasn't going to be the first chump to show up.. Sam and Freddie are meeting at a park down the block from my building.. We'll be checking in with him throughout the show. Freddie took a deep breath. Then he realized something. It was five minutes past six. "Let's check in with Spencer. ." Carly pushed the button on the remote. He sat on a swing. Charlotte."Good idea. Her friends were the most difficult people on Earth. A combination of both their names. She wouldn't want to be the first to show up." Carly said." "Seddie!" Gibby yelled. waiting for him to show up. Carly thought that giving them a love name was weird." Spencer informed them. Sam watched him from behind the bush. but just shrugged it off. We have movement. Spence?" Carly asked when his image appeared on the TV." Wendy suggested. "Sam is hiding behind a bush. "What's happening in the park. Sam hadn't shown up yet. Sam wouldn't be the first to show up. She pushed the button. connecting them with Spencer. "What are they doing. She was relieved. Gibby. She took several breaths to calm herself then headed over to the swing set she once licked. "I was just about to text you." The three teens at the table screamed with joy. and walked over to the swing set. "They're both just staring at the swing set. and placed the list on his lap." Carly said. "Thank you." "We should give them a love name. Spencer?" "Carly!" he screamed. and Freddie is hiding behind a tree. "That's perfect!" Wendy said with a squeal. She was probably hiding somewhere too. "Huh?" "You know. She had begun to fear Freddie wouldn't show up." Carly slammed her head on the table. "It's so refreshing to know that the fans support Sam and Freddie's love. Freddie was beginning to get distraught. Freddie turned to her and smiled. surprised you didn't figure it out. um. "Um. "Oh my god. "I found it on the floor on Monday." . Fredpuss?" she said. I'm Anti-Edward. "Did Anti-Edward give you that?" she asked. It seemed like she had written it forever ago. i talked about how I slapped you." "WHAT?" Sam stood up and faced him. You were the friend. Carly figured it out. OH MY GOD!" "I'm. you see. and how you forced me to read Deathnote. I mean." "What do you mean by kinda?" She was beginning to feel something was up. "So." "I wish we could hear what they're saying to each other." Sam looked at his lap and saw her list. "Well." Wendy said. Freddie gulped. "Go Seddie!" Carly screamed. How goes it. Oh my god." Sam ran her hands through her hair. It was not turning out how he expected." The meeting was going downhill very fast. "Pretty good. Sam sat on the swing next to Freddie. Kinda. "And Sam is walking over to the swing set right now. "Freddie is now sitting on a swing and-" He looked into the telescope. "How could I have possibly figured it out?" "I mentioned myself in two notes and talked about a friend in a couple. She had to admit it was a pretty catchy love name."What's happening?" Gibby asked. She would eventually reach the big swirly slidewhich was her favorite thing at the park-then rush to the park's exit." Gibby said. "A guy like Freddie doesn't let the girl he loves get away. I. She saw a way to fully escape him. and waited for her at the bottom of the slide. you're so wise. "She's running?" Carly asked. She knew he would lose her on there. He also knew that he could catch her." "But he'll never catch her!" Carly was panicking severely. She finally realized there were so many hints. "She can't run!" Gibby yelled. He ran around the play set. It was her favorite after all." Freddie cleared his throat. She couldn't believe what was happening. Sam couldn't resist the big swirly slide. so she ran. have something to tell you. When Freddie saw her get on the play set. "He will. um. and went after her. She didn't want to face him now that he knew her feelings. he knew what she would do." "Aw. "That's why I wanted to meet you. You know you're number one. Yeah." Spencer said. "Freddie's going after her. Gibby. Sam didn't like that Freddie was gaining on her." Sam decided she needed to get away. And it was better than her beating the chiz out of him. "Yeah!" Wendy agreed. How could she be so stupid? "Oh shit. He couldn't believe she ran from him." Tasha cooed. "They HAVE to get together!" "Calm down. She climbed onto the play set. But he should've expected it. . It was so embarrassing."CARLY KNEW?" Sam thought about the notes she had read over and over. "Sam!" Freddie yelled." "Um. "SAM GET BACK HERE!" Freddie screamed as he chased after her. " "You said you realized you like me while you were making the list."Sam's running onto the play set..." "I know what you'll say. Before she could turn around to climb back up the slide. "No. which she thanked god for. Sam." Sam reached the big swirly slide. "Didn't Anti-Edwrd tell you that you wouldn't be disappointed by this meeting?" "Yes." "The big swirly slide?" Carly asked." he replied calmly. Freddie was nowhere in sight. Gibby asked. I mean. She slid down and screamed when she saw Freddie standing at the bottom with a smirk on his face. "Freddie knows her so well. you have no idea how jealous I got of these fictional guys. I can't believe I didn't realize it before." Freddie really couldn't believe her sometimes. "I won't let you go until you hear what I have to say. but they both could feel the . "What's Freddie doing?" "Waiting at the bottom of a slide.." Carly told her viewers. "Sam can't go on the play set and not go down the big swirly slide." He then placed a gentle." Carly smiled. And I'm pretty sure I've liked you for a long time. and quick kiss on her lips. right?" "Yeah." Wendy said. "Aw.. "Yeah. Did Freddie just say that? "What?" "I like you too. sweet. "Let me go!" she yelled. I realized that I like you while reading the list." Sam feared she was having an auditory hallucination." "Well. You'll tell me you're in love with Carly and have no interest in me. Freddie pinned her down. It may have only lasted about a second." Spencer told the Seddie panel. and Sam went up into a sitting position on the slide." Sam said. He also noted to himself that Sam was still holding his hand.sparks fly like crazy. I lost track of time. "Mind your own business." "Um. "I feel uncomfortable watching this. Freddie stood up. and helped her up. the kiss was much more passionate. "It's about friggin' time!" Carly said. Freddie had no problem going along with that. She answered him by lifted her head up and pressing her lips against his. the more intense it became. "EXCUSE ME! Could you two go somewhere else and do that? There are children here. She saw the question in his eyes. of course. This time. They pulled apart from each other. "No clue. Sam. "I'm sorry ma'am. Sam. Fredcheese. and she felt his do the same." "Fredcheese?" . Freddie could feel Sam's heart beat faster. "THEY'RE KISSING!" Spencer yelled. So what should we do from here?" He didn't know if it all meant that they would now be a couple. "How long were we kissing?" Freddie asked. lady." to the woman. and Gibby all jumped up and cheered. Carly. which she grabbed. "Let's go." Spencer told them. was the first to get the tongue involved." a woman said to the pair. "You should probably ask me out on a date." He held out a hand. Wendy. Freddie looked at Sam. He wanted to know if she was going to hurt him for kissing her. Freddie gave her a look then said. They left the park. The longer they kissed. " Carly told her. Sam Puckett." "Sure." ." "Will you be paying?" "Duh." Freddie rolled his eyes. Sam pushed Freddie against a wall and kissed him again for several minutes. "What are you doing?" Tasha asked. How does tomorrow night sound?" "Perfect. mom get used to it. I would very much like to go on a date with you. "Fine." Freddie got out of her seat and ran over to the laptop. "I could get used to that. Why did the woman always get into Freddie's business? And how did she already know about them? "Yes." They reached Bushwell Plaza. Freddie said. Fredward. would you like to go out with me?" "Where?" "A movie?" "A horror movie?" "Sure. Before they went in. just ask me out."Dude. When she pulled away. "Mom?" "You and this demon are together now?" Sam groaned. "Fredward Benson!" A voice called when they entered the building. "Going to the camera we have set up in the lobby for Messing with Lewbert so we can still watch them. shut up. completely out of breath. just deal with it. spying.... how did you know about us making out on the slide? Did you." "No more than usual... follow us or something?" "No.. "What if you two break up? It'll be terrible." Carly said. "Why the hell. Why'd they come up with a love name? "Did you see us talk to Freddie's mom?" Sam asked. do that?" Freddie wanted to know. us?" Sam asked while gulping for air. I won't accept this. "Yes. "Yo!" The mother and son looked at her. have. guys. "Mrs. would you." Sam did not like that her question went unanswered. Benson." Freddie told his mom." "OK." "Mom. "We wanted to know how your meeting was going since we're doing a Seddie special. Anyway." "What's Seddie?" "You and Sam's love name."And you made out with her on a slide?" "How'd you know about that?" Sam asked.. I guess it'll be official when we go on our first date tomorrow.. . been. "You.. on.. Sam and I are together...... They both flew up the stairs. like.. I guess." Freddie couldn't help but think how weird that was. "And she'll physically abuse you.. I was watching iCarly and-" Sam and Freddie didn't wait for her to finish.. I mean. They both stumbled into the iCarly studio... " They kissed again. He looked over at Sam for reassurance. "What do you think of our love name?" "It's lame. "You're such a nub. "You look so beautiful when you eat ham." She wanted to end the show before Sam got violent. "What?" Sam asked. "Before we go. Their friends looked at them expectantly. He joined her in the kitchen. Everyone clapped." he told her. let's see a kiss!" Carly suggested. Are you gonna say crap like that all the time now?" He smiled at her.. "I think so. "You know what?" . Freddie shrugged and followed her. "I could get used to that."Maybe. "Well. "Wait!" Wendy yelled. and popped another piece of ham into her mouth." "Oh. "You bet." She walked out of the room. I hate it too." Sam said. "Well duh. Tasha turned to Sam and Freddie. NEVER refer to us as that. "Mama rather get some ham.. "What?" "Are Sam and Freddie a couple now?" Gibby asked. that's it for iCarly. "You guys are so weird. Sam laughed and almost choked on some ham." Sam said." Carly turned to the camera." Freddie said. and watched her eat ham." Sam told them. Sam rolled her eyes and said." He walked up to her and kissed her. I won't. and that you decided to create Anti-Edward. and that you had found it." "I know. You know I jumped up and screamed 'yes' when I read I was number one?" "Loser. "Thanks Edward Cullen." THE END ." "Oh the irony." "None of this would've happened without that list."What?" "I'm happy that I lost the list on Monday. He's the one who started all this." Freddie said with a grin and kissed Sam again. We should thank Edward Cullen for being such a douche." "So am I.