Rules of the Internet

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7/30/2014Rules of the Internet Main Page From Rules of the Internet Jump to: navigation, search Once there was an ugly barnacle... Salt. Pepper. Goomy is love, Goomy is life. The internet should be for the people by the people. It should be the people that set the rules. If you would like to add to the page, email admin for access. admin at(@) rulesoftheinternet dot com. Include a username you would like to use. _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ /d/. WASH MY EYES OUT ♂. You are being watched by hoMoses. -. All rules after this line either use letters or special characters as rule numbers, or a single digit. no exceptions. Q. Stacy's Mom has got it going on. No exceptions. ✓. This exception has been accepted. ^. In the event that the universe becomes so immense that it will collapse in on itself, causing disruption in the time-space continuum, unraveling time from the beginning, and eventually deleting the past, present, and future, the Rules of the Internet will survive. No exceptions. §☼#♀≈™. AnimeFuckHead = AFHfuckface. all rules about AFHfuckface also pertain to AnimeFuckHead. NO EXCEPTIONS, unless god(AFH and Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt) does not approve Åℱℍ. You can't beat him, so you might as well join him. Åℱℍ₂. The words AFH, AFHfuckface, and AnimeFuckHead must always be in the color purple. You don't want to know what will happen if you fail to follow this rule. ◘. Everybody gets a page! 0bama. There are people who don't like the president. There are people who do. Are there people who do and don't like the president? ¬. Do not Heil Hitler, unless you want to. ¬.1. I did Nazi that coming. ¬.2. I Heil'd, what happens now? ~.~ But above all else you must remember that this is the internet, and there are no rules. 18/0. Memory access violation. This rule is a virus or programmed by a retard. ƒƒƒƒƒƒ. Forkheads and 4chan may be the last remaining places of freedom on the net. Insert exceptions here. ƒƒƒƒƒ. ˙pɹɐʇǝɹ ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'uʍop ǝpısdn sı ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ ɟI ƒƒƒƒ. Uncyclopedia is never wrong, NO EXCEPTIONS, fuck it. ƒƒƒƒ.2. On the other hand, Conservapedia is always wrong. ƒƒƒƒ.3. Don't even THINK about Metapedia. ƒƒƒ. None of these rules really matter, except for the ones that do. ƒƒƒ.2. The ones that matter are 1, 2, 34, 34∞, 63, 93, 406, 899 and ∞34. ƒƒƒ.3. Except for 34∞. It's terrible. ƒƒƒ.4. No it isn't. ƒƒƒ.5. Oh fuck ƒƒ. Rule 0 is not not not not not untruthful. ƒ. AFH is still g0d of the internet ƒ.ƒ. Any rules that contain "ƒ" count, unless you want a brainfuck. Þ. Attempting to get more users will result in loads of fun. No Exceptions. ð. There's a later rule that's the same as above. i². Welcome Back. http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page 1/42 7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 3i. am in need of assistance. 2i. The end is coming. We shall rule all. i. You can't the square root of a negative integer. -∞. No one believes the rules of the internet. -∞+1. Rules are meant to be broken! Rules of the internet are not meant to be! -∞+2. No one heard about the rules of the internet. -∞+3. Refer to rule 93. -∞+4. This rule can/will not exist. -9001. It's under 9000. No exceptions. -69. More than 2 69s is unacceptable. No exceptions. -9. If no answers, Zoidberg is answer. No exceptions. -8. LOL NEGATIVE -7. Hey Zephyr! Homecoming? -Josh -6. Rule 0 is true. -5. Cake and justice will be served. -4. The internet has no rules, no exceptions. -3. If you are srs, everyone is srs. No exceptions. -2 1/2. Never cuss any Canadians. -2. You won the game. -1.1. Lil /b/ is my friend -1. /b/ is not your friend. No exceptions. e^(i*pi)+1. Complex numbers are the truth. No exceptions. -0. Positive numbers are a lie. No exceptions. 0. Negative numbers are a lie. No exceptions. 0.0000000001. Nipples are always Sweden. 0.000000001. Percentage of even remotely clever comments in YouTube. 1/2. Everyone is masturbating with their other hand. No exceptions. 50/50. If you give a human civilization a whole, they will cut it in half. No exceptions. .1. If you made a rule extension with .2 instead of .1 when there is no .1, you need to math better. .1.1. /b/ is pointless, you are wasting your life. /b/ will not do anything to stop me from posting this. 0.5. ATTENTION DUELLISTS! My mullet is going to give you such a spanking. 0.91. 1f u c4n r34d d1s u r3477y h4v3 n0 71f3 0.92. The lazah fired onto another lazah causing ultimate destruction and it resulted in the creation of an exact copy of this page called Rules of the internet 2, but we edited it to make more rules. 0.93. The explosion from the ultimate destruction also brought back The original Rules of the internet. 0.94. We didn't received enough donation money to buy back the rules, so we used the money we had to create the Rules of the internet 3 0.95. Then after the Rules of the internet 3 was created we had enough left over money to buy one pineapple, but just one. 0.96. P30P13 WH0 U53 1337 5P34K 4R3 N07 1337. 0.97. VVVVVV is the best gravity game. No exceptions. 0.97.2. Because rule 0.98 called Chuck Norris, it is now dead. It should've called Theodore Roosevelt instead 0.98. This rule doesn't like you and has called Chuck Norris. http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page 2/42 7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 0.99. Nothing is immune to the Lazah not even the Rules of the Lazah 0.9999. When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. 0.99995. When Life gives you limes, make Orange Juice and make Life go all like WTF MANG! 0.99996. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! NO EXCEPTIONS! 0.99999999999999999999999. AnimeFuckHead can make whatever he wants, want a bottle of unicorn tricycle joucie? 1. Do not talk about /b/. 1.1. Always fap to /c/. 1.618. (Viewing this message requires 4Chan Gold) phi. 4chan Gold is not coming, no exceptions. 2. You do NOT talk about /b/. 2.1 ALWAYS fap to /c/. 2.2. Remember 2nd place. 2.3. Damn it! I missed... 2.4. AGAIN?! WHAT THE FUCK! 2.5. If anyone asks about /b/ you don't know anything. e. Roflcopter makes you look like a n00b. e.2. To the power of negative X over lambda. e.e. My ROFLcopter goes soi soi soi. 3. We are Anonymous. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105.... Expect us. abc. omegle is epic and so is tumblr 4. Anonymous is legion. 5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget. 6. Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster. 6.241592653589793238462643383279502888394338799146210... Didn't expect them! 7. Anonymous is still able to deliver. 8. There are no real rules about posting. 9. Always register with your local service provider. ⑨. There is a Touhou version, no exceptions. Nein. Ideas are bulletproof. ln 9001. Power levels tell you nothing. Rules of the Internet tell you everything. 10. If you enjoy any rival sites — DON'T. 11. All your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored. 11.1. Anything you say, no matter how truthful or carefully picked, WILL be deemed wrong if the majority is against you. 12. Anything you say can and will be used against you. 13. Anything you say can be turned into something else. - fixed 14. Do not argue with trolls — it means that they win. 15. The harder you try, the harder you will fail. 16. If you fail in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure. 17. Every win fails eventually. http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page 3/42 7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 18. Everything that can be labeled, can be hated. 19. The more you hate it, the stronger it gets. 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously. 20.2. Because nothing is a serious matter. Everything else isn't. No exceptions. 20.3. Except for rule 2719hex. 20.20 Rainbow Dash is about 20% cooler than you. 21. Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old. 22. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality. 23. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality. 24. Every repost is always a repost of a repost. 25. Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post. 26. Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated. 27. Always question a person's sexual preferences without any real reason. 28. Always question a person's gender - just in case it's really a man. 28.5. If it TRULY is a girl, then this is an INCEPTION!!! Only way out is to die, so look at Chuck Norris the wrong way. 29. On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents or Perverted Justice Decoys. 30. There are NO girls on the internet. 30.1. Rule 30 only applies to the deep internet. 30.2. If girls are found on the deep internet, CODE RED, RED ALERT, ALL SYSTEMS BREACHED! 30.5 Vagina's are penis's in a girl's body. No Exceptions. 31. TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours. 32. You must have pictures to prove your statements. 32.5 All your pictures were obviously Photoshopped. No Exceptions. 32.6 I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a lot of shops in my day. /oldfag 32.7. The shadows are ALL WRONG! Definitely Photoshopped. 32i. I'm cool. See rule i. 33. Lurk moar — it's never enough. 34. There is porn of it, no exceptions. 34.2. There are ponies of it, no exceptions. 34.3. If it exists, there's an app for it. 34.4. If it exists, there is a YouTube Poop of it 34.4x2. If it exists, there is a Lego of it. 34.5. If it isn't in Minecraft, there is a crafting idea video of it. 34.6. If it exists, there is a parody of it on YouTube. 34.7. If it exists, there is a Pokemon based on it. 34.8. There is dubstep of it, no exceptions. 34.34. Everything IRL is on the internet. 34.99. There is a mario paint composer version of it. 34∞. Eventually, EVERYTHING will be porn. 35. If no porn is found of it, it will be made. 35.2. If no pony is found of it, it will be made. http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php?title=Main_Page 4/42 If there is no Pokemon based on it. Needs moar Desu. Don't drop that Dedenne.3. There is furry porn of it. 40. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky. No exceptions.99.5 Don't drop that thun thun thun. If no dubstep is found of it. There will always be more fucked up shit than what you just saw.2. A cat is fine too. 42. it will be pooped. it is somebody's fetish. it will be made.5. You can not divide by zero (just because the calculator says so). She can break the 4th wall as canon. 50.7. 47. If nobody makes it. If there is no app for it. 44. 36. One cat leads to another.2. 35. 45. 35. Trying to edit the rules of the Internet with Japanese characters is like trying to make “2 girls. there is/will be a Fakemon based on it.php?title=Main_Page 5/42 . 35. http://rulesoftheinternet. The number of objects and situations yet to be porn-ified spontaneously decreases over time.2. the crafting idea video will be shoved into the farthest corners of YouTube. Pinkie Pie can divide by zero. No exceptions. If there is no parody of it. 43. the more satisfying it is to corrupt it. 51. You must eat it.5 is false. /b/ sucks today. The trap broke the lazah.35.2. No exceptions. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. Scroll down. Xero Chance can divide by Zero. The more beautiful and pure a thing is. It only works at A-con.3.6. 37. 36. 35∞. 39. Nothing is Sacred. 49. What can't she do? 38. 35. It is delicious cake. 35. If it is in Minecraft.com/index. 35. 45. then make one. ALL THE WAY. Rule 38. You must hit it. If no mario paint composer version is found of it.8. 54. 35. 35. THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME! 48. No exceptions. 41. If there is no Lego of it. If it is not on the internet it must be by midnight. No matter what it is. No exceptions. one must get into the car.2. If no poop is found. 52. If there is porn of it. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER. it will be made. 35. /b/ will. keplin has watched it. it will be made.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 35. 47. YOU DUN GOOF'D! 47. 38. 53.4x2. 37. 1 cup” acceptable in society.4.5 Hi Zephyr 46. 38. 41. 53./b/.3. When one sees a lion. The pool is always closed due to AIDS (and stingrays.3.702. 41. It is delicious trap. 37. Another cat leads to Zippo Cat. make one. which also have AIDS). It has been cracked and pirated. 58. you have no life. The cake is a lie. The rules = logic. 62. No one does it like Gaston.1. The lie is a cake.2. I just had sex and it felt so good. No Exceptions. Real people can and will be gender-bent. No Exceptions.6. Rules 63. The cake is a liar. 58. No Exceptions. so the rules do not exist. 66. The previous rule is null and void if you have a gateway 3DS card 63.4.2. 66. 66.2. 55. No exceptions.4. (See rule 24) 55. Anonymous is not your personal army.2. Therefore.2. No exceptions. your rule does not exist if you do not exist.3. 60. No Exceptions.) 63. Desu isn't funny. Therefore the rules do exist. 57. 56. Although the rules do not exist.5. 55. The lie is a cock. For every asexual character there is a version for each sex. 63. 65. (See rule 82) 57. 64. logic exists.3. AFH gets sucked every day! 55. No exceptions. 55. (Too much work.4. The previous rule does not apply to Pokémon X and Y. What pumpkin? 60.4 and 63. It doesn't matter as long as you give him the butter. For every female character there is a male version.2. And today. 55. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes. Except for me. ALL THE WAY YOU FUCKER. No exceptions. 55.6.3. THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST! http://rulesoftheinternet. You will never have sex. 58. If you have time to make up new rules. 54.6. No exceptions. then /b/ welcomes you. No Exceptions. No Exceptions. 66. 59.4.3. 63. you do not exist. 62. Theodore Roosevelt jokes are better than Chuck Norris jokes. It needs moar cowbell. The rules were created by people who do not exist. No exceptions. The cock is a lie. 55.5.4.5 are lies. 61.php?title=Main_Page 6/42 .2. So does America.2 and 63.3.5. Seriously guys. 54. 66.5.3. 63.3.3 So the creation of your rule is only a repost of science. No Exceptions. 60. 63. 63. Pr0n and Fapping Does not count as sex. 58. 57.com/index. then the rules have always existed.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 54. Real people are ruled unworthy. 66. Don't copy that floppy. They will not bring back Snacks. Scroll down dammit. It needs more pumpkin.2 Since the rules exist by logic.2. 62. If Rule 55 applies to you. For every male character there is a female version. Rules 63.5.3 does not include real people. If you have no life. and 68. Even if GLaDOS is a lie AFH is still truth. And on the 69th day. Ever. If your question ends with "AMIRITE?". 83. It will always need moar sauce. 68. LOL SIXTY NINE AMIRITE? 69.3. If you get pepperoni ever again. 77. Ceilingcat IS watching you masturbate. and ambiguity.php?title=Main_Page 7/42 . 83. No exceptions. It is undecided whether ' "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme' is a meme or not. Rule 75 is a lie. including this one. the answer will never be yes. Rules 68. 74. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar. 68.7. 83.2. 76." And it was good. The internet is better than you. 68. Han shot first 84. These rule. so it doesn't even matter. 85. Only fusterclucks edit Star Wars.2.4. I swear I'll blow this joint sky-high! http://rulesoftheinternet. 73.com/index. No exceptions. All rules ARE true.3 define falsity. 69. No exceptions.3 and rule 93.1. The term "sage" does not refer to the spice. Twinkies are the answers to life's problems. 70. Refer to rule 899899 68.3. 68. 66. 79. "Milhouse is not a meme" is a meme. just incomprehensible. Unfortunately. However. Milhouse is not a meme. 78. The internet is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 77.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 66. OHSHI-76. The internet makes you stupid. Maybe GLaDOS is a lie. If you post it. NO ONE knows who Ash's father is. Darth Vader is your father. 81. They will always be back. they will cum. Disregard rule 76. No. 71. 82.9. Anonymous does not "buy". You are not necessarily stupid. 72. 66. there are no more twinkies. No exceptions. Rule 77 is false. Unless you are GLaDOS. therefore.8. Iron Maiden is awesome. Anonymous is a virgin by default. he downloads. Twinkies are back. 66.4. No exceptions. 71.2. so you're fucked. Milhouse will never be a meme. So by definition. AFH is already a clusterfuck and fustercluck. 68.2. No matter what your post ends with.2. 67. Except for Ash. God said "Let there be porn. 76. Not even his mother. Intermission 87. 86. You'll never know.2. 75. 80. truthiness. Nobody tells the truth on the Internet 83. the creator was gay. no exceptions. Interwebz177 did it. are rule 478-compliant.7.1. Refer to rule 334.5. Ever. Do not talk about the 100M GET failure. Retarded rules are forbidden. 72. Only clusterfucks start Edit Wars.2.1. 69. 84.∞.10. It was definitely not deleted by SOPA. 90.9. 101. 97. To the writer of rule 93. 87. All numbers are at least 100 but always OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 87. 93. Get it. 95.4. Rekt. no exceptions. 107. 97. Faggotry will not be tolerated. No exceptions. Kunt. Only Zippocat is truth. Crap to him. deal with it. You are never THE BEST at anything. 89. 98. The government. If you think you are the best at something the Dunning-Kruger Effect says Hi.8. This is rule 94. 105. The internet is for porn.6. That's no such thing as safe sex 104. 102.2 But you know I only like pepperoni! 87. 93.3.3. all I got were shrooms. No exceptions. No Exceptions http://rulesoftheinternet. 93. This is not rule 93.2. Rule 109 is true. 101.2. This is rule 93. 103. "That's what she said" jokes are stupid.2. Rule 71 is SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS. 92. and rule 93 was not here. It's never lupus. 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If you express astonishment at someone's claim. Anonymous rules the internet. Fagicorn deleted the real rule 93. tk him 2da bar? 96. it is most likely just a clever ruse.2. 93.. The CIA. The NSA is out to get you. You are made of fail and AIDS.php?title=Main_Page 8/42 . The guy next to you is always the best. Anonymous did NOT. 94.7. no exceptions.4. 99. There is gay porn of it. under any circumstances. 101. Everything is a lie. 127. If someone herd u liek Mudkipz. Rule 106 is false. ABOUT HIM!!!! 108.2.2.2. Celestia is not Molestia or Trollestia. I found rule 93 ^_^ 111. Bunnies14 is the sworn enemy of AFHfuckface. 114. There is NO God here (Except Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt. I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 108.1. 109. Those who like any of those refer to rule 93. (Lunar Republic FTW) 122. YOU FAGGOT.0. It must be stopped. 122. 112. The transitive property applies to subrules. 122. 116. HAY GUYZ.4. I herd you liek Mudkipz. There is an error in rule 124. 121. you are made of fail and AIDS. If you have no bricks to shit. Always remember rule 284.0. OMG!!!!!!!!!! 108. Rules that make your head hurt are retarded NO EXCEPTIONS 109. It can't be stopped.2. 120. 127. Except Pedobear (see also: rule 93) 121. If your statement is preceded by "HAY GUYZ". Celestia is greater than Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt. Combo breakers are inevitable. and Desu. 110. No NewFaggots aloud. No exceptions. those are her cousins whom she does not wish to be associated with. What you click isn't always what you get.1. Nobody likes you. Goomy is greater than Lauren Faust. Lauren Faust is Greater Then ALL! No exceptions. But ask anyway. No exceptions.5. No exceptions. it is machine code. 115. That's no she.1.3. and Goomy). 118. then you're doing something wrong. 124.2. 108.2. 122.3. bricks must be shat. AFH.. 125. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!!! 108. Secure tripcodes are for fags. When Anonymous is surprised. ALLOWED. Co$ is the sworn enemy of Anonymous.5.2.2. 122. Master Chief makes all Covenant feel uncomfortable..2. No exceptions.com/index.1. Only newfags like caturday. 115. 117. You can never get too many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Omigod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No Exceptions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 109. deny it constantly for the lulz. it is gay. 127.2. 126. Gamestop does NOT have Battletoads (or N64 games). Always go out of your way to make newbies feel uncomfortable. 117. HEY KEEP IT DOWN OUT THERE. I'M TRYING TO SLEEP http://rulesoftheinternet. Luna is greater than Celestia. Therefore.2. all Covenant are newbies. NOT ALOUD.php?title=Main_Page 9/42 . 456789 124. If the combo is completed successfully.2. If you cannot understand it. 110. Haruhi Suzumiya. 123. 119. 122. shaMTV must give Rick his award. 113.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 107. Newfags must be tortured to death. 120.4. Bruce Lee. If it talks. Just ignore him he will think you're afk. No exceptions.php?title=Main_Page 10/42 . 152. 129. explain it or it goes. no exceptions. 147. (Except Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt) No other exceptions. Seriously just accept your death. Godmodding is retarded.5. 148. XKCD can explain everything. http://rulesoftheinternet. If you edit rule 133 AFHfuckface will tentacle rape you. Deep Internet = Very Scary 131. she will bitch. Is the answer. you must shut it up.141592654. Regardless. and will never be part of the Internet. You won a brand new iPad.0. so It's gone now.1. They will just target you.2. nothing cannot exist. 149. But I thought there were no girls on the Internet! 135. pie is involved in some form. Brandon is God's son.(Unless there is webcam involved. at a certain point of everything. It's funny to pick on people's grammar no matter how good it is. As if people could understand it! 145. 135. 148. 133. Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt has no son. 138. 144.com/index. See above if you think of any exceptions. it doesn't exist. AFHfuckface owns all chainsaws. 146. I have no idea what I'm talking about. They didn't call you retarded but they were thinking it. 151. No exceptions. but all those lies are nothing. 132. So in conclusion. 153. If you take it seriously gtfo.1. OP is a faggot. 140. You are not going to get a handicap so don't even ask. Everything you know is a lie. Rule 139 does/will not exist. See Rule 93. Math is hard. No exceptions. Myspace is for thirteen year old girls and people who fit the description of Rule # 133. MySpace was. 150. 151. 128. No exceptions.2. if you get pissed on teamspeak there is someone that has muted themselves just so they can laugh at you. Tuck yourself in. BOTS will be dismantled. If you met your girlfriend/boyfriend online then you are dating a one armed lady hooker named Steve. If you ignore her. 135. 142. Stop giving the mic a blowjob. _uck _ou_self __ solve it.2. 143.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 127. You don't get any cookies. 130. 137. No exceptions. You will not get a free Xbox 360/Playstation 3/iPhone so don't even get your hopes up.) 133. So don't even ask.1. The Lazah hit it. 133. People can't understand sarcasm.0. If it can't be killed.0. No exceptions. 128. 136. making him Jesus. Whatever it is. There are always more Pokemon. is. then his name is John. 141.1.2. So by using the transitive property we can conclude that everything = nothing and if you add an integer (x) into the equation we can single anything out and turn it into a certain amount of nothing explained by this graph e = everything n = nothing | _ | ___/ \ e | ____/ \ |/ \ |______________\________________ n As you can see. 134. 144. Always. 151. 166.. 158. 175.·*¯. 161. 170. you seriously need to LURK MOAR. 177.. Don't go there. Tropicana tastes like the rainbow. otherwise Al Gore will take back the internets!!! NO MORE BROADBAND! NO DIALUP! http://rulesoftheinternet. The more you deny something the more they are going to say that you are "something". 162.. you just suck really bad. At any given moment.¸. In addition. 180. 163.5. No exceptions.. We better start helping the earth. Rule 157.com/index. People who get depressed on the internet need a better use of time.. No exceptions.. 176... No exceptions. my dick gets harder too 155. 181.5.__.7. STFU! Before i go chris brown on you! 174... No exceptions. It was in an episode of South Park. None of us is as cruel as all of us. Anything that's good is a virus. or peel off in another direction entirely. .5. The rainbow is made out of skittles 177.5.__. 171...--"""'uu 177.. Only 4chan'rs unsuspecting victims hate Rick Astley. No exceptions.. The talk page is for spam. 167. It upsets users.. Use inside jokes moar. Refer to all unwritten rules. Rainbow Dash tastes like a rainbow. 179.|::::::/\:_|/\ `·.¸. 182. 168. There's a reason.·*¯`·. Shadow sticks are fun to play with in the dark. The girl next to you in the library couldn't give a shit. If you can't figure it out. 154.2.5 is Japanese. 156. Lmgtfy ftw...2. Refer to step 3 on Rule #93.. I Googled ftw. 160.5. 172.. ______ `·. Unless there are more than 3. The louder you scream at people the harder someone else will laugh. more birds could join.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 154.. The guy next to you in the library is always looking at what you are saying..·*¯<|::::::( o o) . No exceptions 177. 165. 177. It was ME! 157.3.php?title=Main_Page 11/42 .. Fleshlights are the answers to life's problems. now what? 160. Someone already did it better. 169? Nah I'll have 2 69s. 160.. If you pretend that you are drunk people will just think you're retarded because no one can act drunk on the internet.¸. 164.. NYAN CAT SHITS SHITTLES 178.you know what? Fuck it.1.¸.. No exceptions. No exceptions.. Refer to step 2 on Rule #165. They don't have hacks. leave. 173.. Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt roundhouse kicks children with the last name of Edgerton.·*¯`·... 157. Google ftw.. If you want to know who Anonymous is then GTFO! 157. Too bad nyan cat shit the rainbow. 159. For every life the internet improves it destroys 10 others. 206. no exceptions. No one knows the consequences. If his Initials are AFH. If SafeSearch is on. See rule 209.2. 196. You have been warned. Anontalk is a bunch of fags. 195. 188. EVER!! 189. 200. Give Spam. It does not exist. 186. All Americans are fat. Broadband and Dialup is the worst possible this in the universe that can happen to you. you are a fucking faggot. If you break rule 899 or 899. The only potty training videos allowed are ones that feature tigers and are japanese in nature (english subtitles are acceptable) 184. See rule 208. The Internet and Golf are quite similar they both were invented for men to get away from woman. You will be rickroll'd in hell. only here you have no cake and I have 3 ps3's. 209.2. Bukkake is not cool. Rules 1. People named Matty are just sexy. 197. 201.3. 203. 207. If you break rule 2. Killing a guy is morally okay. 195. If you break rule 188. 191. NEVER shoot anybody in the balls. No Exceptions. No exceptions. Newfags must be shot in the balls on sight. This has been proven false. 183. 197. 627.2. Rules 1 and 2 are false. 194. No Exceptions. People named Tyler are just win. If it's not on Google. No exceptions. 187. No Exceptions.com/index. You will be spanked by Barack Obama. From now on. unless she isn't. 212. This rule forgot its spot. No exceptions. No exceptions. no exceptions. Your mother is behind you. No and I mean no Exceptions. 205. give apples. 192. except the internet has porn. No exceptions. 184. 210. No exceptions. Unless they aren't. 204. you piss off Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt. 2 and 206 are true. No and I mean no exceptions. Pictures or it didn't happen. all rules must be about /b/.1. If you run out of apples. Maths in failing: Win + Fail = Epicfail Fail + Fail = Win Win + Win = Fail Epicfail + Epicfail = Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt 202.5.696969. Barack Obama will tickle your pubes. 4chan is funny. 213. The only good hentai is yuri.2. no exceptions 199. http://rulesoftheinternet. You will always forget to add an attachment to your e-mails. Only one excpetion. If you run out of cookies. No exceptions. People named AFH are not mentally disturbed. If it's not on Google.2. Fred Phelps is never going to be an exception to the previous rule. 185. No and I mean no Exceptions. he is god of teh internetz. 190. 211. Any breaking of pi will result in pi being broken. srt8 must not marry MITB. 194. that's how the internet works. 193. People called Fred are just Fail. If none of these rules are followed/obliged to then Bruce Lee will donkey punch you to Uranus. Never will be. then you're searching with the wrong criteria.php?title=Main_Page 12/42 . 189.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 182. Barack Obama will reveal his colossal dick and choke you to death with it. 197. Never was. If you break rule 1 and 2. 198. If i have 3 cakes and you have one cake. 208. No exceptions. The only fundies allowed are those that don't exist. 199. 3. You cannot control the person in charge.php?title=Main_Page 13/42 . 225.1. No exceptions. NO EXCEPTIONS.. 230. Porn must only be looked at when porn is needed. No Exceptions. No exceptions 228. 227. Except Yaoi.. 224. like in class when that hot girl is looking over your shoulder. FUCKFACE!!! 234. No exceptions. 218.1. The trolls are swarming. 222. 214. is the magic number.. should always be shot without warning NO EXCEPTIONS! 222. 219. 217. Even when he fails. All rules below "PROFIT!₂" don't count. It's on the left. Asking Alexandria is the worst band in the world. 231. 232. Do not click that button.. All rules above "PROFIT!₁" don't count. Except the ones about newfags editing the rules 229. your emergency exit can be found in the top right corner of your screen. http://rulesoftheinternet. Google is not a calculator.. then she already said it. PARADOX AVERTED! 223.. No exceptions. 230.3.3. then porn will show up when you least need it.2.com/index. In case of an emergency. Creator of 4chan is mentally Disturbed. even if you made or drew it. Catalan.4. The game. You never see the porn first. Press Alt+F4 for an epic thing to happen. NO EXCEPTIONS 226.. no matter the circumstances.2. No exceptions. They draw against each other. Only faggots add rules that don't go along with rule 93 no exceptions. 3. No exceptions. and i promise you. No Exceptions. 1 is the loneliest number. All rules below "PROFIT!₃" count. No. You should probably just fold. 233. Unless you're on Tumblr.3. 222. 224. So that way. Please refer to rules 1 and 2. Fibonacci.. South Park already did it better. 224. he wins.2.4. 220. No Exceptions. NO exceptions. 42 216. /b/ will only be referred to as /b/ outside of /b/. Except on a Mac. wait a while before we start the next wave. 216. 216. Rule 213 is false.2. Go watch boku no pico. The Simpsons already did it. RETARDED NEWFAGS. Longcat is LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG. 217. No exceptions.. The second wave is started.5. 218. Hentai is you friend. No exceptions. No exceptions. Except if it is on /d/. No exceptions. 222. No exceptions. is the magic number. 3 is the short version of π (Also see rule 328) 216. NO EXCEPTIONS! 216.5.3.. 215. 233. V3A3X and Goomy can't loose the game. The person in charge only wants to make your life miserable. 214. None of these rules apply to this wiki.2. The game ended. 216. AFHfuckface always wins. ESPECIALLY NOT YAOI! YAOI IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! NO OTHER EXCEPTIONS! 230. 221. 222.6.3. 228. AFHfuckface is the person in charge.5.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 214. 222. If a statement may be taken sexually in any way. they can't lose. I dare you.2. No exceptions.2. 3. No exceptions.2. 242. Additional Pylons are required. 237. Also. 245. That naked picture you took whilst drunk has never been removed from the internet.2. No exceptions. 241. it is occasionally Alex. Steve Irwin's death is really. really funny.2. Pro Wrestling is gay.com/index. 236. There are 2 rule e's and 2 rule i's and 2 rule k's. 246. No exceptions. WWE rocks. 251. 252. honesty is not an option. The Friday after Thanksgiving and Friday the 13th are the only exceptions ever. 244. Your all both fags ROH is better than anything. There is no more than 1 rule for 1 number. Rule 186 is the only exception to rule 204 235A. all others can refer to rule 93. 249. 256.3. http://rulesoftheinternet. 255. Anonymous is an Internet Hate Machine. WWE sucks. 247.1. Everybody lies on the Internet. 248. in the history of the world. So is the cake 253. No exceptions. No. 248. Edit the Rules. 242. 259. Everything fun on the internet is either illegal. Nothing will ever. Your teachers were. Every night when you are sleeping. 235B. No exceptions. 252. ASDFMOVIE is god. Thank you. 242.2. they must date him. No exception.4. Rule 301 is false. King Kong's penis was 13" long. If any one that is of the female verity says They always win to him. Always. The above is not a rule. immoral or fattening. 235C. Rule 248 is false because of rule 375. 242. damage music more than Rebecca Black did.1. See rule 899 or rule 93 for details.2. 240. it is SERIOUS BUSINESS. NO EXCEPTIONS! 234. Interwebz177 gives you pills that give you a boner then he sucks you dry. Hal Turner definitely needs to gb2/hell/.2. CP is awwwright. 257.2. Rule 52 is a lie. Wikipedia is never wrong. 246. PROFIT!₁ 236. For every curse word. Google Translate is shit. Wikipedia said so. 239. There has been a flame war of it. Euskal hizkuntza dela begiratuko du lelo bat bezala. 247. No exceptions. Yes. It is not Friday. but DSFARGEG will get you b&. and will remain on a 50yr old man's hard drive for as long as he lives.4.php?title=Main_Page 14/42 . 255. 236. There will be placeholders. TNA rocks. No one uses anything but Google. ??? 235D. Rule 242 is a lie too. 258. This is the internet. Lean back and wait. 238. there is a town with that name. TNA sucks. 254. 234 is the only exception. 243.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 234. 250. Which isn't that long for a 50' gorilla. it is some chickens. 249. No exceptions. Pokémon yuri is awesome. There are no real rules about moderation — enjoy your ban. 285. there will be a slowed-down acoustic cover by a female singer-songwriter. he sucks cocks. Why are so many rules not written yet? 268. 262.3. Liftoffpam 289. No exceptions. If you do not believe it.. One does not simply shoop da whoop into Mordor. hell no I can't slow down. 267. Newfags will rape you so hard that Micheal Jackson will feel it in hell. 261. No exceptions. No matter how cute it is. What has been seen cannot be unseen. Anonymous still owes Hal Turner one trillion U. it is never a job offer. This game will be epic. The end is the beginning. Disregard Bigmike. 283.2. 293.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 260. Spengbab Sqarpaint is luv Padtwick Zhstar iz fwend. but not as good as the best game of all time evar on the internets. 0x10c. 5pam 286. 264. This is the end of the world..com/index. then it must be habeebed for great justice. UrbanDictionary's entry is out of date. 5pam 287. it's gonna go. Yeah. 5pam 288. it is most likely just a clever ruse.. No exceptions. 281. This is a showdown. 270. If you express astonishment at someone's claim.S. Mitchell Henderson was an hero to us all.. BECAUSE RACE CAR. There should be a hand in it somehow. 5pam 288. 275. Shit sucks and will never be stickied. 266. I am copying directly from the UrbanDictionary definition of the Rules of the Internet. 273. 284. 291. By extension to rule 301.Minecraft.1.php?title=Main_Page 15/42 .2 69's! 269. it probably skullfucked your mother last night. 278. 271. no exceptions. 276. 274. 265. 277.4. That's not mud. 282. Even the post clearance that's coming up.5. especially Elesa/Skyla. 280. dollars. 272. http://rulesoftheinternet. Bobba bobba is bobba.6. To 69 or not to 69? Did she take a shower? That is the question. 263. a throwdown. Yes. . Not even Spider-Man knows how to shoot web. 5pam 5ome MOAR 292. 301 is a lie. 4pam 288. 299 is a lie. it is still some chickens. 2pam 288. finally. 279. 3pam 288. If a song gets famous. 1pam 288. 269. This is sparta. 290. 320. Pure Dubstep can kill. 301. Food has been made from any part from any animal. No Exceptions. A crossover. Buy the extended warranty. 315. 312. All sub-rules under rule 312 are pointless and stupid and no one cares about them and they can be disregarded. 298. !?!?!? 311. 303. OHSHI-http://rulesoftheinternet. It's the most amazing dubstep that can exist. No exceptions.php?title=Main_Page 16/42 . 315. 316. 304. no exceptions. 305. 302. 294. this is Dog.5. then you should be smart enough to password protect it. Any BEATMANIA song will be made into a meme. will eventually happen in fanart. If they exist. fanfic. 314. Muse made a pretty good dubstep. But until they make moar. No exceptions. The day that pi finally ends is the day that the world will end. 312. or official release material.21. Normal music < Home music < Muse < Dubstep < Pure Dubstep. No. As soon as Muse makes moar dubstep. 296. 310.3. 316. Including this one. If they are technicians. Unless you are a technician. Unless it's in the fanfic My Immortal. The only exception to that is Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt. no exceptions. No exceptions. 316. 312.2. 319. Keeping it on a flash drive doesn't help. No exceptions. No exceptions except rule 312. 297. who has heard better dubstep than Pure Dubstep.2. 312. No Exceptions. Fuck backups. 307. 318.2. 312. No exceptions. replace the word "Muse" on that scale with "the old Muse". OHSHI-313.4. (in terms of amount of dubstep).2. Dubstep does not exist except Skrillex.1. This rule is transparent. 300. This Is SPARTA! 301. 312. this is Patrick. 316.1.4. There is no such thing as a lazah. Always bring your towel. Blockatiel is out to get you. 299.2. See 108. No. they have been shipped. Be very afraid. Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt is an exception to rule 63. 317. no exceptions. Anal Cunt are the best band in the world. keeping it on a flash drive does help. Even one positive comment on Japanese things makes you a weeaboo. Mastication is not what you think. Internet Rapists are out to get you. No Exceptions. Everything has been searched on the internet. Yes. Your parents know where you keep your porn. No Exceptions. even an improbable one. 309. No Exceptions. 308. Actually. 319. be afraid. Box dividers are gay. Twitter is pointless. Rule 318 just shat itself. Your parents don't know how to use a computer unless they are a technician.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 293. This is madness.3. Anonymous is not sorry. 313. GentleMentleMen will never retain its original audio. 295. 312. 306.com/index. Standing safely behind Rule 319.2.2. No exceptions. If there are no Mods.Even on Video Games No Exceptions. Unless there isn't. No exceptions.. 342. 327: Kill it with fire! 328. 330. 343. 332.1 Attempting to make your spoon smaller will result in a one prong fork..2. Perl will NEVER be the best language.. 322. If it exists. G. Pokemon is serious bloody business.2. There is not enough facepalms for this. Also. Anonymous keeps a copy of the unedited rules on his hard drive. YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!1! 335. 339. 338. 345.L = Guy In Real Life. 334. No exceptions. introduced. 335. three's a crowd. No exceptions 329. Rule 322 is true. Lies. along with all of your porn.3. 330. LOL did i mention she likes oral? 330. The Lazah sent off too much radiation and it landed right above me. 324. Rule 321 is a lie. Lobbywhores always get banned for Stupidity. The cake is also true. No Exceptions. She's never been to Kazakhstan though! 331. Anon rules. Attempting to post anything on the internet which defines the rules of the internet will result in an UserIsAnNoobException. Admins always suck more then Mods.I. No Exceptions 348..69. 349. Admins can't use grammar. No exceptions http://rulesoftheinternet..1. If you're wondering where Rule 320.R.. 321. Refer to rule 84. No Exceptions. no exceptions. NO EXCEPTIONS. Except when he's not. Your SPOON WILL ALWAYS BE TOO BIG. 326. The placement of rule 333 was shit. no exceptions 346. Rule 323 is not true when Rule 322 applies.2. although Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt already ate the cake. hacking will ensue. you just aren't looking hard enough. no exceptions. Girls Can't Drive.3. 323. 343.. Rule 183 is a lie. If you download but don't seed. NO Exceptions.. 334. The Truth is . anonymous. follow them anyways. 335.there is no Spoon. NO EXCEPTIONS. and GLaDOS. 340.. Mods can't spell. DOOOOOOMED!!! 334. 325. Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt doesn't play Pokemon. nothing is more awesome than Crawdaunt. 323. Anonymous will update the rules every sunday night.. 336.3. Hentai is serious bloody business. Bruce Lee will rip your scrotum off.2 went. 337. There is an exception to all exceptions. someone is offended by it. no exceptions.2. The Facedesk. therefore you're doomed.2.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 320. Just kidding i did fuck her though. 347....2. no exceptions. Some rules just dont make sense. 334. No exceptions. There IS a torrent for it. The cake is a pie.php?title=Main_Page 17/42 . I killed your mother.com/index. You and me could write a rad bromance. Big Brother is Always Watching You O_O Including weegee. 341. 323. 340. Two's company. he lives it. 344. One just does not "make a meme".3. Anonymous hardly updates these rules. 340. Australian Rules football is stupid. Anything that seems good from all angles is a conspiracy 2pi. 385. 381.2.2.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 350.com/index. Many people think that the Internet is a complex series of tubes. Football is stupid. 351. 354. Lolicons are morally okay. no exceptions. 355. 375. 376. some people think its made of cats and some think it's magic. Everything is fake and gay. 353. 359. 369. 363.ysae si klat drawkcaB 358. Cock goes in here. that's someone you want to establish a positive relationship with. No exceptions. and it will ruin yours too. No exceptions. No one actually owned Action 52. If a girl on the Internet actually shows their tits after being asked about rule 31. No exceptions. Someone thinks it is awesome. No exceptions. . 357. Honeybadger does not. no exceptions. Anything that seems like a conspiracy from all angles is completely innocuous. http://rulesoftheinternet. This rule almost started a flame war. 364. no exceptions. this gets better and better. No exceptions. 361. Walk don't run. no exceptions. No one knows what love is. They can only give you answers. 379.2. No exceptions. No exceptions. No exceptions. 362. The rules are ever-changing. Asians are the rulers of the universe. A piece of porn has been made of every situation by following it with the words "They fuck". Limit Yourself. No exceptions. BUT really the Internet was excreted from Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt's ass. Everyone is a pedophile. 374. No exceptions. 377. The other kind of football is stupid. 352. and will not give a shit. 356. No furries are AWESOME. No one cares whether it is a leap year or not. 363. No exceptions. Especially not furries. 367. No exceptions. Baseball is for faggots.snoitpecxe oN . 380. 383. Coldplay are not gay. No exceptions. 365. There is an exception. Good artists steal. No exceptions. 368. TVTropes ruined my life. 373. No exceptions. 371. 378. except for the exceptions. Politicians are a lie.php?title=Main_Page 18/42 . No exceptions. existing or imagined. Computers are useless. Everyone's copyright will be broken. 375. No exceptions. Bad artists copy. 382. 384. 360. 372. No one is married. Goomy is life. There is a forum of it. there is a variant involving bacon. The Simpsons stopped being funny in 1998. 366. therefore it is the image of perfection. Every furry is a 35-year-old virgin. There is no such thing as notability. No exceptions. NO EXEPTIONS. Whoa. For every object. Goomy is love. no exceptions. 370. 356. Parental Controls are made by Nazis. you w 408. Ear sex is even gayer than gay anal sex.2. This is not rule 400. If you say Candlejack.2. no exceptions. Most of these rules are retarded. 393. 398. Rule 899 has been applied to rule 395. 412. 390. The length of my dick.2. I am 12 and what is this rule? 415. 413. Uruguay = U R GAY. And we mean it this time. I'm a teapot. Fundies say the darndest things. Rules can argue with each other. No exceptions. 415. 410. Rule 404 WAS found. no exceptions. No exceptions. You look like a 12 year old. 400. 405.php?title=Main_Page 19/42 . The number of Facebook friends is inversely proportional to the number of real friends. No exceptions.1. 403. 390. No exceptions. 395. and there is no argument about it. However.3.2. No exceptions. Who's on first base. HTTP 404. No exceptions. Every rule can be proven by another rule. http://rulesoftheinternet. This rule was not found. 409. Terrorists want to destroy it. 394. 403.2.2. Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt has roundhouse kicked it. Anonymous would have been married a long time ago. Christians want it banned. No exceptions. No exceptions. 392 inches. No exceptions. 399. No exceptions. The above rule is a cripple. Who needs numbers when you can have symbols? 403. 411. 403. 391. 406. 411. 404. 388. 392. 389. Reputation systems are too easily abused to mean anything. add me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 407. The rule you were looking for was not found. Weed is morally okay.2 That includes Rule 411. %. It's a pickle. 387. Really. this is rule 401. Hoenn was the best region. 406. No one has ever traded a Cofagrigus. 402. The guy above me is a faggot. Rule 394 is gotten to. 396. 415. Add me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 414. The guy below me is a faggot. but then was lost.com/index.2. No exceptions. 401.2. Really really.2. No exceptions. no exceptions. No exceptions. 397. Sub Rules are forbidden. If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 386. Also. ?????? and step 5. Any music or bands you like will happen to have a completely retarded fanbase. Never. there's at least one type of fetish used in it. You suck at trolling. 424. No exceptions. If it exists. PROFIT 425. 449. 427. /b/ ruins srs relationships. Google it first or STFU. 438. you're just not funny. This rule contains Pingas. This rule was moved for juxtaposition purposes. If it exists. 435.1. there's at least one ROM of it. Many are called. 436. 418. Passwords on bugmenot. ever assume anything over the Internet. 435. 419. 434. especially without moderation. If you add voice chat. If it can't be pirated it doesn't exist.com/index. there's bondage artwork of it. 447. 450. The rules cannot be broken without the Biggoron sword. It got charted for Guitar Hero. 433. no marijuana is implied. 435. No exceptions. 429.com are not working. No exceptions.1 is 90% null. Georgia is in Russia. If it exists. Everything has been legalised in Colorado. 448.2. No exceptions. 439. no exceptions. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality. 436. There are NO intelligent comments on music videos. lack of disagreement. Falcon PUUUNCH! 420. Every rule has an exception NO EXCEPTIONS. No exceptions. Rule 416 refers to rule 511.1 If no commission is found of it. All obvious statements shall require a smart ass remark. No exceptions. Bigger hardware does not mean better Interwebz 442. 437. 430. 420. 421. All Gingers have Magic Powers. it will be made. 417. This is never real life. 422. 431.2. even though this is rule number 420. Letter is to be writing by person of foreign linguistic. there's commissioned artwork of it. it will be made.2. School firewalls are funded by baby torture and engineered by nazis. Everyone must make a wish when 1234 appears in life. lolcats does not cure depression 441.php?title=Main_Page 20/42 . no exception. If no female is found in it. 444. no exceptions. If there is a classic/retro video game. 428. No exceptions. 423. Cheers 443. 426. you will still be deemed a raging homosexual who likes it in the ear. Step 3 must always be followed by step 4. 440. lmk if any make it. No exceptions. Also. 445.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 416. than Rule 435. No exceptions. 446. It was written by a five year old. All your base are belong to us. few are chosen. You aren't misunderstood. Trolling is fun. Even if you're right. there will be ten year olds. no exceptions. No exceptions. 451. 432. No Exceptions. 416. If no bondage artwork is found of it. You've got to be aware of wolves in sheep clothing. http://rulesoftheinternet. 479. Game designing and loophole finding are the only forms of hard work that actually pay off. Even where it says "Rule x is false. 464." No exceptions. and citation of Rule 899. They must be destroyed. 467. There is a lack of chese in every forum. The only exceptions to Rule 483 are plebs who don't do Internet properly.2. Santa Claus is real.php?title=Main_Page 21/42 . If you don't play OoT. and no one will understand anything you say. and instead of presents he gives OP. 453. 481. If it says it's admin. but instead of coal he gives bots. 474. Get a life. No exceptions. by their mere existence. you can never find a contradiction in the Rules of the Internet. No matter what you do. it's admin. can add awesomeness: sharks. 456. No exceptions. Someone has remade it using TF2 clips. 471. No exceptions. Never use a phone when your computer is next to you.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 452. 452. 455. This rule means nothing. ThEn WhAt CaN i UsE iF i CaN'T uSe My PhOnE? 463. 478. more people will play it. eagles. I got one. 482. If you play Cod. 480. Every word in the dictionary actually means trolling. 462. Jessica Alba. Spamspamspamspamspamspamspa— pew pew! All gone. 470. No exceptions. 472. 485. Every application requires another application to be applied. 484. 472. no exceptions. No exceptions. prog rock. 458. This applies to each of those further applications. 486. Nyoro~n. chokeslams. 454. Ellen DeGeneres has not lost weight with this new diet. 4chan has more than 4channels. Determinesca was totally sober. Rule 464 will come into effect on your next turn. explosions. http://rulesoftheinternet. 461. no exceptions.2.1. Okay. 459. / is better than \ because no one uses \. it's haxor.2. now what? 457. Help! Spam is eating me ali—spamspamspam 460. 477. You flush the toilet. play TF2 instead. DOS is missed. 462. play Cod.7. 486. too. Pornhub makes your dick bigger.com/index. If it flies. 456. Dora is a pretty good show. If it's in the Olympics.1. 469. Modok will devour your soul. 465. 483. When duty calls. 475. Internet use should be a competitive sport. Go on the Internet long enough. The internet will be misunderstood by parents. tanks. You will not notice that your Internets Delivery Apparatus is just a machine until you really think about it. 468. 466. Awesome. 473. Do not confuse Internet with Erdenet. but ESPECIALLY not the Internet. 485. The following. 476. Only ninjas use S and D. Or Dedenne. no exceptions. 502. When you mention Sonic's TV show. Rapture Ready. Conspiracy theorists were simply set up to discredit the actual disinformation conspiracy. 512. that is. too.com/index. or a box? 490. 507. You do. Even if you imagine something that can cross the border from imagination into real life. 507. 514. 505. old bean. 511. Four ate e9. 516. 501. You have tried the above. Mega Man megaevolves into MegaMegaMegaMan. 490. No exceptions. 489. no exceptions. 516. So stop trying. No one likes Scrappy. __ [__] <— Is that a rectangle. I agree with rule 506. Have we reached 500 rules yet? 500.2. Never mind. or box. Andrew W. No exceptions. 513. someone will either say "PINGAS" or "That's NO good. No exceptions. 499. or asshole.2. Foxes only. 495.K. There is a fat version. No exceptions. 506. 488. Pingas. Bronies will eventually invade and/or corrupt everything you hold dear. One link to TV Tropes will eat up your whole day. 519. you WILL get banned on CONservapedia. No exceptions.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 487. There isn't much time. 507. 518. Final Destination. Yes. No exceptions. Stunning maritime transportation mechanism. Stop skipping rule numbers 493. it won't become real. No exceptions. If you have even the slightest sense of reality. The following is red or blue.2. 509. No exceptions. 491. 497. What is this I don't even. is the partiest. Rule 93 * Rule 5." No exceptions. No exceptions. 515. Nice boat. 498. No megaexceptions.3. Your neighbours are using your internet exorbitantly. Fred Phelps going to Comic Con was a BAD idea. No exceptions.php?title=Main_Page 22/42 .2. Your shitty rules > everything else only when the viewer is drunk and/or 5. The one true religion is Arceism. No one can pronounce Nagy Imre or Wojciech Szczęsny. See what I mean? 517. All space stations are space station 2. No exceptions. No Exceptions. but there is always all of it. 503. http://rulesoftheinternet. Bad Gateway. 508. Service Unavailable. Are they really that bad? 507. and Free Republic. What's Rule 69 + Rule 34? 497. Rule math is possible. No x epshunz. 510. Wat is this. 504. 492. 496. Newfags can't rectangle. No exceptions. For him. Here's a template: _____ > _____ only when _____ is _____.4. NO exceptions. No Items. 494. No exceptions. The internet is not your personal blog. _______________________________________________________________ | | | | | | | | | | / / /\/ / / / / / / / S|/ | /\/ http://rulesoftheinternet. the combo breaker is the law and the law is the law so who say you? combo breaker or combo breaker? combo breaker combo! breaker! combo breaker! so its now or never! 539. Turbo broke this rule by getting Captain Spruce (a girl) to respond to a request for rule 32 to be enforced. You can't inherit the internet. 523. "No exceptions" has a different meaning here and IRL. combo breaker i am the combo breaker. No Exceptions. No exceptions.2. If a question cannot be answered with reason. thereby changing the universe forever and revealing that at least one girl does exist somewhere on the Internet. 528. thereby negating ganzgoober's ability to always win. though. No exceptions. 531. but use them anyway. 535. However. Your personal blog is your personal blog. Anonymous owns a horse by default. B3C4U53 CH1P5. Newfags can't triforce.com/index. no exceptions. Regardless. No exceptions. Look it up. No Exceptions 540. look it up. Use Theodore Roosevelt jokes instead. Rule 524 is false. The lazah is broken right now. There are exceptions. If a newfag can triforce. No Exceptions 543. No exceptions. 542. 541. Anything that is too good to be true is a virus. 526. No exceptions. turbo won. It is on the internet. Mandy loves Nate <3. the internet eats itself. Skaps Loves Alana <3. AAAAAAAAAA534. No Exceptions.refined. Nobody cares about what Apostolate just said. you are legion. If a rule has no exceptions." and you will be deemed a n00b yourself. Matt has a girlfriend. Selfies are for noobs. 537. The existence of God has been proven by a formula. he also has an army of sex slaves whom he rapes every saturday night. the answer will always be 'Because Chips' 533. If you can fix it. Say "n00b t00b.php?title=Main_Page 23/42 . 529. 546. Anyone with the name Elma is win.2. 527.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 520. WAIT. No Exceptions. You have heard of Pokemon. 534. 538. 522. No exceptions. 525. I looked “it” up. You are educated stupid. 545. 523. this subject is still wrapped up in heavy debate and widely disputed by scientists in The CIA and the government (see rule 97). AFHfuckface rules the internet. To explain this it'll be shown in this graph where S = The amount of slaves he has and R = The number of slaves he has raped. 547. 524. there is always an exception. Only Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt can. Anything that isn't is also a virus. 521. Now what? 524. Time Cube is mind-bendingly funny. 544. no exceptions. 536. Chuck Norris jokes are old. Anyone that has the name Trevor or Shukin can go rule 93. 532. 530. No exceptions. If you have not heard of Pokemon. Photobombers are the heroes of the internet. No exeptions. Ummmm. 554. 577. 570. no exceptions. 572. catch (IOException e) {System.. If you prefer one gaming console over another. there is no inbetween. No one expects anything. 579. Rules 553 and 560 tried to defeat the Lazah. no one cares. 574. Gordon Freeman saved the world." Which means you are a nobody. 568. but got dazed with radiation and now can only see Ninja Unicorns. Namefags are fags. You're screwed. If you feel strongly about it. 555. refer to rule 559. Anything goes with Numa Numa. 569. http://rulesoftheinternet. No exceptions. 560. No exceptions. Newfags can't use Java. AKA an orgy. If you don't hate Justin Bieber. 557. 548. 564. Obey him as your savior. DDR players are either dumb shits or maniacs. Don't be fooled. fanboys will attack you..2. 555. Oyu vaeh dlesaxai. Germans are the fattest. Living in New Jersey is not wrong. Rule 559 is always correct. No exeptions.} 576. The butler did it with your sister.php?title=Main_Page 24/42 . Except for.com/index. you are not included in "everybody. No exceptions. 580. No exceptions. No exceptions 552. 567. 573. Everybody hates Justin Bieber. 551. The trolls will NEVER be gone. Creepers must do the creeper at all times or they will blow up. never mind. Rule 205 is false. Any instance of randomness purely for the sake of humor was only funny the first time it was used in any given moment. No matter how many people hate Call of Duty.. ESPECIALLY not the Spanish Inquisition.print("YOU SUCK"). Whatcha talkin bout Willis!? 578. 566. 575. 565. no exceptions. No Exceptions.oh wait. Jaba is a fish. the next one will always outsell Battlefield. 559. The butler did it. Being proud of it is. no exceptions. No exceptions. 561. 571. 558. no exceptions. 550. If for some reason it appears the butler did not do it. ANYTHING. the commenter is never a marine/pilot/veteran/victim/multi-millionaire/relative of the uploader/relative of anyone in the video. If the Youtube video sparks debate.5. 563. There is porn of every celebrity.. 562. 571. AutoCorrect is always correct. 549.out.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet | / | / | / | / |/ |/ |________________________________________________________________ R If your wondering why it goes down in the middle of the graph it's because he kicked two slaves out. 581. 556. it was the Loch Ness monster. Licking a cat does not mean you licked a vagina. . SATISFACTION! 588. No exceptions. No exceptions. it is officially the end of the world. If the sequel was not planned when the original movie was made.. I CAN GET NO. 600. This is what your text will look like. 613. Got a minute? 590. 599. 594. No exceptions. No exceptions. The people setting the rules was a very very bad idea. F*ck yo couch! 597.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 582. Anyone can uncensor a censored cartoon. There is life out there. ERROR 232 592. 604. Today is Friday. Anyone can censor a cartoon. This rule could not live up to it's expectations. Never correct a bro who is trying to help you. This number belongs to the world champion of magic the gathering 724 333 6302 609. 605.2. There are 6 exceptions. Eny1 ho telks laik dolan es gey.. me smokum peace pipe 591.Cannot retrieve rule 500. 600. 585. Or Telugu. GO JUMP OFF YOU FUCKING WINDOW RIGHT NOW OR YOU SHALL CORRUPT SOCIETY FOR ALL ETERNITY BECAUSE RULE 34 WILL NO LONGER EXIST. 608. No exceptions. and lulz.. no exceptions. 589. There are no exceptions. you will never be as cool as ninjas playing guitars. 611. Today is Caturday. whatcha doin? 586. e615. Awesome face will always be awesome. No exceptions. 584. Is it can be hugs tiem now plees? 603.. No one speaks Basque. http://rulesoftheinternet. The internet is powered by a powerful entity made out of pineapples and coconuts¡!. it will be worse than the original. Snitches are entitled to stitches. 601. You've never heard them.com/index. 617. The world will end by Meteor Storm. 612. 587.2. No exceptions. huh? 606. 615. Or Wolof. Nio expecshins. This number must always be preceded by the letter e. 610. Do it for the lulz.3.. Trust me! 595. Nyan cat rocks. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!! 614. 600. 598. If the first movie sucked. No exceptions. No matter how hard you try. 583.php?title=Main_Page 25/42 . 616. 603. See what I mean? The rules are mostly retarded. 602. Tau is twice as badass as Pi 593. If you see a High School Musical remake of Twilight with Rebbecca Black and Justin Bieber.. This is the real Rule 615. Refer to rules 243-6. the sequel sucks worse. No exceptions. It's the end of the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine. 607. no exceptions 596. No exceptions. Anon44 is a giant pervert. Neat. UNHANDLED EXCEPTION:. Soo. 5. Alpha Male determined by contest of Skills. Hermaphrodites can fill all roles. Hermaphrodites can fuck you too.2.. Boys/Men can Not be Fangirls/Wives/Girlfriends/Mistresses 631. Derpy Hooves loves you! *Kiss* 634. No exceptions. George Takei is your uncle. One person can fill multiple of these roles if not already filled. Self-reference is either funny or sucky. the Teletubbies. please see rule 93. 638. no exeptions 643. 641. 631. (Formerly 626) Poit. and they can fill the description..3.2.. Fluttershy is always cute no matter what the context is.. Deal with it. There can be only One.php?title=Main_Page 26/42 . 622.3. 618. 629. 631.2. 624. No exceptions. ☢ Tactical nuke. BOOYAKA BOOYAKA! 620.er. Narf. Copy 'n paste is made to ruin every last bit of originality. 631. Not one fucking exception. No exceptions.2. Then let the Orgy Begin. Unless your Local laws allow Polygamy. 637. all real hackers are trolls. NO FUCKING EXCEPTION 644..2. Unless. 640. someone hates it. 636. Your information has probably already been shared to the NSA. 626. 623. faggots and trolls. Masturbation is always best if performed to pictures of your mother. I mean. If you post a picture of a cat on the internet. Elmo. Hermaphrodites can go fuck themselves. Zort. the history of the internet.3. 631. 621. No exceptions. (Old rule 626 repealed by The Council moved to 640) 627. Girls/Women can NOT be Fanboys/Husbands/Boyfriends/Misters. http://rulesoftheinternet.4. 628. and the Encyclopedia Dramatica. All others Must Die. First time always sucks.3.2. and Waluigi Soceity for Mispelling (ETWMS). 631.if that is okay with you. but don't accept cookies from hackers. people will make it a LOLcat. See rule 358. Teletubby.. rules that end with no exceptions are just conforming to the norm and have no real imagination and shlould gtfo this site. For more information about the chans. incoming!!! 633. 631. 642. All 1337 h4x0rz are newfags. Fangirls must kill all the other Fangirls. and Waluigi get together once a month to splel things wrong.3.3.. 631.4. 630. 631. 617. Alpha Male determined by Survival of the Fittest. /r9k/ is full of feels. 619.3.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 617.5 631. Jealousy is a Bitch 631.3.4.. Cookies are delicious. Alpha Male gets the Prize. 625. Fanboys must determine Alpha Male.2. The preevius rule was brawt to yuo by the Elmo. 631.com/index. 630.3. Doge is not a LOLcat. 639.1. If everyone likes it. TurtaISlayaah is good. 632. The Name of the only Mormon with an understanding of Magnets is named Hillary Corolis. 635. Goomy is also good. Any Celebrity/Character can have only One Fangirl/Fanboy/Wife/Husband/Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Mistress/Mister/Sexslave/Lover. Transsexuals are just Traps in disguise.2. No exceptions. No exceptions. No exceptions. Cory Booker tells him bedtime stories. Expressing in words everything you wish to convey to your peers in a long-winded and verbose manner causes your peers to either gaze at you askance or believe every word of what you said no matter how true or false it may be. No exceptions. Translated: Saying things verbosely either confuses other people or makes them believe what you said even if it's false. Caramelldansen WILL cheer you up. No exceptions. 664. 648. 650. No exceptions. 647.666. Lazarus rule.. No exceptions. Espurr has seen some shit. When Chuck Norris can't sleep. Arglebargle wharrgarbl sodarayg.2. No exceptions. No exceptions. 666. The Forced Meme Police fights for the integrity of the Internet from forced memes like Milhouse. 656. The above exception is not an exception. except for Fuck Yeah Seaking. The Illuminati made Milhouse a meme. Milhouse runs the Illuminati.2. When Chuck Norris can't wake up.com/index. 653. 1984. but I was punctuated by cyclic elephants wishing to perpetuate the loose leaf. 658. Keldeo is a pony. 676. Howard Dean acts as his alarm clock. No exceptions. It is official that the amount of faggotry brought by TheJonyMyster is outstanding. No exceptions. Operation Troll the NSA was Fun. 674. The chakra is not a toy. 672. There is a slash or femslash of it. 666. 649. If the Forced Meme Police is not busy on every forty-second Wednesday. 662. 670. MILK FOR THE KHORNE FlAKES 681. and failed. NO exceptions. One day I was walking down the integral beanstalk. 675. John Frum. Jirachi exists.. 654. 651. See rule 69. But I'm editing the Rules of the Internet. 655. yummy yummy! 672. Lazah killed rule 650. 678. If Jirachi doesn't exist. ergo Jirachi exists. Idle hands are Anonymous' playthings. Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs. 679. Super orgy. No exceptions. then Jirachi doesn't exist. You have two cows and I have no cows. QED 680. then the Tea Party is headed by Illuminati Jesus. NO EXCEPTIONS! LOL 648 AMIRITE 648. Please rape my face. Reptilians wish to control the Internet and want you to delete System 32 so they can continue working at being online hegemons without your interference. 673. 652. It's not the Illuminati.. 657. 646. No exceptions. it is an exemption. Theodore Roosevelt > Chuck Norris. I am a huge faggot.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 645. All homoes come from the unified entity only known as hoMoses. It's not the Freemasons. 660. Only Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt can break a Nokia. so it was Wednesday. so now I have two cows and you have no cows. 667. then the Forced Meme Police is not busy on every forty-second Wednesday. 677.php?title=Main_Page 27/42 . Always consult the mighty Lord Helix. 663. DO NOT FALL http://rulesoftheinternet. 659. Humanity is evil. The Forced Meme Police will not fight for you. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.5. That Diggersby tho. No exceptions. 671. No exceptions. 669. Anything with a sparta remix is automatically awesome. No matter how sad you are. 668. If the Tea Party is headed by Illuminati Jesus.. Everyone loved Pokemon Black and White. PRAISE GOOMY 665. Exceptions to this rule are completely absent from the universe altogether. It was the year they finally immanentized the eschaton. SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE. No exceptions.? Diggersby tho? *runs from the Forced Meme Police* 661. Word salad. . 770.ESPECIALLY when you Masturbate.5. 684. or will be a Linkin Park song. 688. 685.znoiqe>xe o|/| . Do NOT talk about /s4s/. 775. 702. 705. There is luck and there is no luck. Talk about /cm/ if you like. DO NOT try to talk about it again.77 Its obviously Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt. Add ". In the case that it is actually true. TheJonyMyster is cool. Backward talk is easy. 777. No fat chicks.com" to any combination of words.1. JINGLE JINGLE MOTHAFUCKA! 721. 690.2.. 769. Any repeated rules will be fed to the Chain Chomp. Pootis 703. The rent is always too damn high. There is no such thing as luck. and less porn. No exceptions. /d/ is serious business. 696. You might wanna check his page (and his discussion page). No Exceptions. 703. 699. Anonymous is ALWAYS watching you.4. The average penis is 5 inches long. but with more videogames. 776. and it will be a real Tumblr address.com/index. 99% of people on Tumblr are either members of impenetrable fandoms. But if you're wearing white it's okay. 773. The above statement is false. If it is a Linkin Park song.1. No exceptions. There is no such thing as good luck or bad luck. /cm/ is full of the faggots who were too faggotty for /y/. go over there.2. No exceptions. Hell looks like a Cannibal Corpse cover but feels like a really good blow job. No exceptions. /u/ and /y/ are like /v/. This guy is cooler than TheJonyMyster. 683. 687.7. It already exists. 703. Do not talk about /s4s/. 779. 753. 753. then there will be an AMV made for it. More Pokemon came. 777. Even when you Masturbate . 706. but yours will be better. 703. 700. If there isn't enough just ask for Moar. http://rulesoftheinternet. Rule 151. 778.. Your version sucks major dack. 701. Rule 700 is Rule 93.php?title=Main_Page 28/42 . Rule 93 is not here. 707. It will suck you down. 769. 773. See Rule 36.1 is true.yzae ton zi eqyt braw>|>aE| 768. No exceptions. Rule 493 is false. Goomy pls. If you already talked about /r9k/. no one visits that. 777.tumblr. social justice warriors or porn posters. 689. 704. It would be 6 inches long were it not for Internet users. spenzah here. 703. 704. I just came.3.2. 686. Praise Lord Helix. No Exceptions.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet FOR THE REPTILIANS 682. and it will suck dick. I lied. was a Linkin Park song. Goomyism is the only true religion. 6. No matter how much I beg. 867.uop ‫ןן‬ıʇs noʎ ʇǝʎ pɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ dı‫ן‬ɟ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʞooʇ noʎ ɟı 999. 894. 869.531. Jenny is not home. VOLCANO BAKEMEAT 999. No exceptions. Jenny's constant is a thing.2.99. You are reading. No exceptions. 867. and plead. People won't argue with you. No one intentionally sees their first dickgirl. you become attracted to them and start fapping to them. 902. If it exists. No exceptions.4. Making a Chuck Norris joke instantly turns you into a newfag. 899. 999. no exceptions. No exceptions. Rule 899 was brought to you by the Anonymous Fuck Guys Up The Ass Fund. 1000. No exceptions. Now you have experienced Rule 899.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 780. 999. DON'T give that paper back to me. 898.com/index.3.4.9. All rights reserved.0005. no exceptions. this is Patrick.2. 911. No exceptions. and cry. Don't cross the streams.php?title=Main_Page 29/42 ..5. 898. If a post ends in trips.5309. 9/11 was always never always never MAYBE never an inside job.2. AAH MATH MAKE IT STAHP 868. it is veritably true. you become a dickgirl. No Exceptions. 969.2 Thats because shes at my house. 990.. More and more 69s. No Exceptions. this is. 888. This is the rule before Rule 899.7. No. 825. Saying AFHfuckface is not funny is like saying your mom is not fat. 899. ˙suoᴉʇdǝɔxǝ oN 1000. EGGIE!DRUG BAG FUCK 999. The AFGUTAF is a registered charity. 867. 867. 826. ˙suoıʇdǝɔxǝ ou ˙‫ן‬ıɐɟ noʎ 'sıɥʇ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ.3. 899. WHAT DONT STARE ME ALWAYS 999. No. but everyone knows you are lieing/dumbfuck 898. No exceptions. 999. Purgatory is in New Mexico. I AM VERY DISGUSTED WITH THE TRASHY MAN. 901. EVER. Whereas making a Theodore Roosevelt is much more badass. If you see enough dickgirls. I AM.2. go back and read it again. Hell is in Norway. You are a newfag if you have never seen a dickgirl. 868. If you see too many dickgirls.uop ??i?s no? ??? p??? ?no? di?? o? ??i? ??? ?oo? no? ?i 999. 781. No exceptions. 899. TTTTTT http://rulesoftheinternet. Anyone who steps out of line spends the night in the box. ?suoi?d??x? ou ??i?? no? 'si?? pu??s??pun ?. 800. 900. she will never be home. Joe Is Awesome. 903. A guy's dream. there's pony of it. I AM A MONSTER COACH. No Exceptions. Subtitles are now available. 889. 899.5. php?title=Main_Page 30/42 .7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet TT TT TT TT H H H H HHHH H H H H IIII II II II IIII SSS S SSS S SSSS RRRR R R RRRR RR R RR U U U U U U U U UUU L L L L LLLL EEEE E EEE E EEEE TTTTTT TT TT TT TT AA A A AAAA A A A A K K KK KK KK K K EEEE E EEE E EEEE SSS S SSS S SSSS U U U U U U U U UUU PPPP P P PPPP P http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index. http://rulesoftheinternet. Then you realise that your even more of a fag than someone with the name Chris. There are too many fucking rules. Keris.com/index.00065. Any variation of the name Chris. Oop. moar are being discovered! 1002. Christian.00063. or Faggot.00064. you will once you actually play it. 1000. Haruhi Suzumiya is God. another one. If you don't. 1003. Kris.php?title=Main_Page 31/42 . 1000. You like Minecraft. including Christopher. 1001. Amount of uses for duct tape for now. 1000.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet P AA A A AAAA A A A A L L L L LLLL OOO O O O O O O OOO TTTTTT TT TT TT TT OOO O O O O O O OOO FFFF F FFF F F SSS S SSS S SSSS PPPP P P PPPP P P AA A A AAAA A A A A CCC C C C CCC EEEE E EEE E EEEE 1000.2. 1000.00069. Until you actually play it. People with the name Bob are gay too. DOWN WITH BIG BROTHER 1999. check the enclosed instruction booklet. lpl&x is the best. 1111. Shoulda been a painter. but he failed epicly. 1009. 1400. Any person who refers to oneself as a Terror must be punched .2. Flame wars are fine though. Rule 2000 is the only exception. Tom Harkin. 1337. No exceptions. You failed by looking at this. repeatedly. Y2K happened. 1006. 1169. 1043. If there is not a Haruhi Suzumiya version it doesn't exist in the first place NO EXCEPTIONS. 1009. 1044. War is a very very very very bad thing. No Exceptions. 1005. 1004. . God should be illegal. Better than leet. 1009. 1338. no exceptions. 1069. ENGLAND clapclapclap ENGLAND clapclapclap 1967. 1339..2. No exceptions. 1812. 1008. lpl&x. This person tried to be 1337. SOS HELP ME I AM DROWNING IN MY OWN CUM 1070. 1666. LOOK IM EDITING THE RULES. SO DO I. Goomy is God. Ferris Beuler is impossible to spell. 1006.2. The number for this rule is a sausage fest. Shut the fuck up. 2001. ˙1˙1006 Your scouter is upside down.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 1003.1's you stupid shit. Everything is a repost. No exceptions.1. No exceptions. 1984. Turn off caps. I beg of you. . newfag. 1939. If you don't know what lpl&x is. You don't get . CUMSTORM!!!!!!!!!!! No exceptions.) 1007. Especially in Russia. 1111. pwn. The only man to become a victim of radiation and mutation was turned into a hermaphrodite and named "Lady Gaga". But not in Russia. 1966. The last thing this should be is a rule. 2000. 1009. Everything is a repost. Oh My God. (See Rule 9001. The number for this rule is also a sausage fest. NO EXCEPTIONS. 1234. This rule is the same as the date the US Deceleration of Independence was singed. You know something? Not only are we going to New Hampshire. Refer to rule 432.php?title=Main_Page 32/42 . 1913. NEVER. piss porn and Haruhi should be illegal.com/index. Pootis > Dispensah. London is never burning. I LIKE CAPS LOCK ON. No exceptions.1. 1701.1. Therefore. 1042. Nicholas is reading this. There is a Haruhi Suzumiya version of it. Piss porn is god. One nuclear device failed.3.. you are too old to lurk on the internet. 1111.2. 1812. ★ It's full of stars!★ 2004. we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New http://rulesoftheinternet. If this number is familiar. No exceptions. 1775. Apply directly to the forehead.A. AMPProductionsStudio. TJAProjects. So are the Mayans. Rule 2012 is a lie. Reagan and Darktemplar eat sausages. don't upset the rhythm though.com/index.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet Mexico. 3337. 2101. No exceptions. No exceptions. Sausages are only eaten by gay men. only Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt exists! 2013. Rule 4324 was made for homoes when it was rule 4321.C.S. No Exceptions. Science broke a Nokia. 2552. Tell every reference you know to every person you know. 4000. HeadOn. Available at Walgreens. No matter how good you are in something. 3333.:D. and therefore pose no threat to us. Marble Hornets. The only exception to rule 34 is the citation of rule 34. HeadOn. http://rulesoftheinternet. Lens flare. Apply directly to the forehead. It's the end of the world as we know it. 4322. Still better than Mass Effect 3 ending. Nobody hates Monty Python references. and I feel fine. 4325. The Illuminati are actually the cast of Storage Hunters. and all other youtube series about Creepy Pasta are real.2. Election years were meant for Congress so they may let their trolls out to feed. No exceptions. I'll be back. Now it is made for hoMoses. 5150. 4321. No exceptions. there's always an asian kid doing better than you. 2979. God doesn’t exist. 3434. Nobody can sing and play bass at the same time unless you're Geddy Lee. Wake up Chief. Apply directly to the forehead. IT SEEMS TO BE PEACEFUL. 2012. ALL BASES OF C. 2626. Seriously. Tribe Twelve. No exceptions. How much must a swallow flap its wings to carry a coconut? None. EverymanHYBRID. Homoes were made for rule 4321. no exceptions. to take back the White House! YEAAAAH! 2010. C. No Exceptions. 2185. 2557. Never go to war against a strong fanbase. 2014. No exceptions. There is a ponified version of it. The above was the rejected lyric for I Was Made For Loving You. none of them will be pissed off. IS STILL ALIVE. 2102. Unless you want to raise hell. 3336. War was beginning.T. None whatsoever. I am always 2 hardcore 4 u. only Flappy Bird does. Remember Reach. 6152. Science just proved that the Mayans couldn't find a bigger rock. HeadOn. 5225. 4323. Science doesn’t exist. WERE DESTROYED. be my guest. 2029. I love adventures! 2111.T. No exceptions. Go baby go baby go. Really. 4324. 2020. 4765. 5705. 2017. Probably. Science killed God.A. and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we're going to Washington. No exceptions. HeadOn. Sammy Hagar sucked. 3335.S. 2102.php?title=Main_Page 33/42 . 4001. This rule was made for homoes. 2112. No Exceptions. Science elected Bernie Sanders. BUT IT IS INCORRECT. TASTE THE RAINBOW. 2016. fuck shit up or create an adventure. D. because swallows don't carry coconuts. 2015. There is no reply. Fred Phelps eats sausages. 3334. No exceptions. 2557. No exceptions. 120. 55.5. 91. 51. Do not use the Internet if over 50. 53. 406. 151. Unless it is Chuck Norris. 153. 10. 36. 200. ͨ ̾internet ̇ is always ͩ ͬ ̚ ͣ ͩ̏ ͗ ͂ ̐ ͌ ̊ ̓ͨ ͦ ̏ ͧ ̄ ͌ ͆ ͫ ̍ ̇ ̊ ͌ ̀̂ ̃ ̄ ͊ ̃ ̑ ̊ ͆ ̋ ͑ ͌ ͯ ͩ ̍ ̍ ̓ ̌ ͤ ͒ ͌ͬ ͂ ̌͐ ̓ ̅ ͥ ͥ ̅ ͦͨ ͣ ̏ ͥ ̔ ̋ ͬ ͣ ̎ ̆ ͋ ͆ ̋ ̋ ̊ ͆ ̃ ͨ ̄ ̈ ́ ͩ ͨ ͫ ̈ ͤ ͆ ̂ ͛ ́ ̒ ͊ ͫ ͒ ͪ ͩ ̽ ̐ ̔ ͡ ̾ ̍ ̑ ̿ ̍ ̑ ̅ ̌ ̍ ̓ ́ ̇ ͆ ̓ ̐ ͊ ͐ ͌ ̽ ̑ ̅ ̍ ͐ 1̧ ͚ ̍ 0̯ ͒ 0̰ ̀ 02̤ ͩ . 93. 102829. 342. but it's never to be trusted. 66. 8000.2. Tinker will never be Asian. 111. 250. Do not post a screenshot of your phone with low battery. 27. 15. 349. 89. *cough*Pokemon Vietnamese Crystal*cough* 8999. 44. Professor Banzaii is never wrong. 12. Jim did it! no exceptions. No exceptions 9002.3. 170. 73. 20. 899. No Exceptions. 34. 71. 102828. There is always something lost in translation. 8001. 2719hex. 102829. 292. No exceptions. 38. 102828.2. refer to rule 405.2. 43645. 1. 7652. but think of "rule 9003" instead of "rule 404". 62. 360.͙ ̅ ̪ ͓ ̫ ̳ ̤ ͎ ̩ ̻ ̙ ͚ ͇ ̞ ͟ ̦ ̬ ̪ ͜ ̲ ͉ ͉ ͉ ͅ ̯ ̦ ͓ ̱ ̫ ̦ ͖ ͕ ̫ ̳ ͔ ̫ ̥ ̘ ̜ ͎ ̘ ̩ ̣ ̘ ̩ ͉ ͕ ̤ ̺ ̭ ̰ ̞ ̪ ̦ ̜ ̖ ̙ ̘ ̮ ̖ ̩ ̠ ̠͎ ̹ ͙ ̙ ̼ ͖ ̘ͅ ̟ ͔ ̬ ̳ ̘ ͎ͅ ̥ ͚ ̳ ̮ ̻ ̝ ̗ ͙ ͉ͅ ͙ ͔ ̜ ̰ ̰ ̟ ͅ ̞̻ ̲ 2719hex. 112. 42. 46. 337. 3.2. 12345. 78.1. 368. 899. 101. ƒƒƒ. 102830. 199. 2. 102830. 10001. 241.1. multiply it by 1337.̧ ̘ T ̄ ̝ ̗ h é ̣ ̇ e ͞ ̥ ҉ n ̳ t̺ ı̢ ̊ ̘ r ̫ e͉ r ͋ ̞ ̫ o̴ ̜ ó ̭ m ͔ ̫ ̑ ı̭ s ͐ ̗ f̙ į ĺlė̠ d ͈ ̫ ͌ w ͜ ı̵ ͛ t̗ h͜ ͖ ̎ ͍ Z aͥ ̫ ḻ̛ g͒ o̤ .1.3. 198. 45. 159.1 is false. 426. If they're Kolechian. 12347. 384.com/index. 180. 424242. 12345. 1/2. The right. they know even less. 22. 52. 278. 9005. 284 (partly). 13. No Exceptions. 50. 332. 380. 899. 29. Unless you are Samurai Jack. 218. 8. Sadly not over 9000. No exceptions. 390.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399573105. 9001. 40. If they act like they do. 77. 160. FUCK YEAH. 32. 65. 7. 37. 125. 9 times ten to the fourth power. 328. 57. 100. 355. 423.3. No exceptions. 63. 100006. 6152. 294. Only rules ^. 168. 63. 19. and #. 49. unless you don't want to get shitloads of replies commenting on the battery level. 116. That joke is old and I should feel old. 117. No exceptions. Theodore Roosevelt is the answer. If you can't see it. 60. it doesn't have to be taken seriously. 11. 47 (partly). 58. If they try to back their argument up with numbers. 379.php?title=Main_Page 34/42 .1. 81. it was actually Laurenz! No exceptions. 501. IT'S BACK. 899. 123. It's over 9000. 4. 331. 122 (partly).2.3. 102831. Hbrowse was awesome. 33. 54. 356.3. 63. No exceptions. 367. 102828. 154. 23. 39. 7652. If Jim did it. are to be taken seriously. 404. and always will be! 9004. 230. 59713. 422. 229. 226. 0. 9000.1. 6. 704. -1. 102828. 9. 96. 68. 88.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 7652. 3.1. 186. 5. 41. Nobody knows what they are talking about. 28. 24. 56. 85. 317. 232.96. in which case something's gained. 9000. 90000. 69. http://rulesoftheinternet. it doesn't exist. 21. 16. There is a secret about this misplaced rule. That's Numberwang. 34. 10001.4. 555. 63. 9999. 326. It's still over 9000. 60666. 104. they don't know what the numbers mean. See Rule 1337. 35. 82. 704. If you're wondering where 9003 went.2. 166. 144. 103. 311. 12346. 533. These numbers do not match. 388. The above rule can be ignored. 26. Rule 102828. 25. 157. 571. 35. People are cyber dudes. 30. 63. 899899.4. 387.3.1. 59. 48. If you have used the Internet you have procrastinated. 340. 428. 8454930048. 35. 43. deny entry. 31. 54. 389.2. 134. 325. 306. 59713. 233. 868. 101334. 9999. 377. 362001984. You must be mathematically greater than 9000 to be over 9000. 199. 67. Everyone mourns the death of Hbrowse. 151. No exceptions. Owning katanas is fail. 18. 34. Someone has charted every song in the world for a music game. 17. 3434. No-one will ever read this far.2. 14. 118. Unless it's piss-poor translation from Japanese or Chinese or Vietnamese or something. 31337. No exceptions. 102938475. 700277. 211497. No exceptions. 494949. See rule %. Jenny will not return your calls. 25794137. 568802. 324468. Michael Rosen is your god now. 781333. Rules 1 and 2 apply only to raids. 3756550. 324469. 6666666. All infractions are excused. Needs moar Neo. 528491.3. There is a futa-version. The ones that aren't are Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosyl.it's never enough.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 102831. 4000000.com/index. 878787. 203000. Only ABC is exempt. 899899.php?title=Main_Page 35/42 . 241543903. Don't miss the kick. 4000001. Go back to the top of the page and read all the rules again. It also hates mixed cloth. The Bible hates gay marriage.1. they are instantly cancer and double AIDS. 3756548. If it is a word. 500001. Your life depends on this. 700278. No exceptions. I have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. Only faggots text in ABC. 3800001.can be a meme. Fap moar . 424242. Anything . No exceptions. 1234567. 899900. 612090. Internet Explorer is for newfags and users of it should be dragon punched by Bruce Lee. 102938475. Including rule 899. Needs moar Nyo. You're floccinaucinihilipilification. Whenever an artist collaborates with Justin Bieber. Going deeper may trap you in limbo forever. Anyone involved in an argument about whether WASD or arrow keys are better is a twatbadger. No exceptions. 8675309.. 3799999. The Internet has a very cruel sense of humor.except Milhouse . You have been warned. 3800000. no exceptions. Darktemplar87 is gay. There is an all-piano MIDI version. it's shit. Reading online forums may cause irreparable damage to your faith in humanity.49. No Exceptions. 494949. If you have a head. 12212012. Rule 102831 is both true and false. No exceptions. If you haven't jailbroken it. Gangnam Style did not cause the end of the world. Rule 3756550 was supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. it has a sexual meaning. 8675310. and he rules all over you teenage-boy Pennsylvania masturbators. No exceptions. 69696969. All rules with long words are Honorificabilitudinitatibus. NO EXCEPTIONS 8072007. nor will any other girl.. the pop-ups which remain will be even worse. 899034. 231759. Sure about that? 102832. No exceptions. you must stick it in the freezer at least once. Rule 102831 is false. 496112. http://rulesoftheinternet. Rule 3799999 contracted pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. 176982. If you try to hide a porn window. 102833. X makes anything cool. Texting this rule number spells faggot. See rule 469.glutaminylglutaminylserylglutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserxisoleucine. Google is god.2. 3846264338327.2. 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. 6666666666668. Virgins are people who have never had sex. This rule applies to rule 93. The above rule is the answer to rule 267.3. There are ten numbers. No exceptions. 934023783021.com/index. 674320381. The word "penis" is inherently funny.2. It's so.3. No Exceptions. This rule has the numbers 233 and 899 in it. 362001986. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. No exceptions. no exceptions. LIFE FUCKS US ALL. No Exceptions. 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666. AKA The Internet. This is the end of the internet. 362001984. cold. All rules that use shitty grammar and/or who's identification values equate to undefined. No exceptions. 2147483649.2. No exceptions. Refer to rule 312. /r/ChurchOfGoomy should be viewed by everyone. infinity.. Rule 2147483647 is false. No exceptions. there's a Minecraft mod for it. 6666666666666. 1000000000000. 501573993961791488205972383346264832397985356295141. Theodore Roosevelt won the game too. 1234567890. THOUGH NO ONE DIES A VIRGIN. No exceptions.3. no exceptions 55555555555. #.1. Neither the universe nor the internet have the capacity to hold the all the rules of the internet.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet 241543904. No one knows the difference between their. 181354931118. So is "vagina". One of the guys in American Pie uses a pie as a vagina. /r/spacedicks should only be viewed by 4chan users. No exceptions. Hi I'm stupid. No Exceptions. Jared is a badass. There is a dubstep remix of it. No exceptions. Logan is a faggot. 66666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666667. 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. 9999999999. THE END SHALL BE BROUGHT BY THE GRAND CONE. Chuck Norris is the only exception. 2147483648. 181354931118. Look at /r/random. This rule is reverse pi. Refer to Rule 59713 to see why neither of the above rules are allowed.. no exceptions. You've lost the game. Except for the exceptions.2. 1000000000000. or retardation do not count. You're welcome 926535897932.php?title=Main_Page 36/42 . 6666666666667. No exceptions. Goomy has already won the game :S 1000000000000. 1234567890. Except for the exceptions to that. numbers are annoying. and they're. 501573993961791488205972383346264832397985356295141. There is a nightcore version of every song in the world. Kung-Fu Jesus can win the game. x 0 y0 z 0: If it exists. THOSE WHO DO NOT FOLLOW THE EMOTICONES MUST BE ELIMINATED. 1000000000000. NO EXCEPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111 2147483647. 501573993961791488205972383346264832397985356295141. there. no exceptions. OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!?!?!? NO EXCEPTIONS. 11123334555677789990. 362001985. 181354931118. Few Exceptions. http://rulesoftheinternet. The game has ended and cannot be restarted.4. No exceptions. 6501293849635201682301371605287306824087549580566948509750739410237012973058476656567837562181. 55555555556. THE EMOTICONES SHALL RULE THE UNIVERSE. 1000000000000. x 1 y1 z 1. If you make the rules below. ∞+3. If you don't understand rule X10TF refer to rule 224.. As long as there is the internet. This rule allows overlooking rules XXXX. X09TF. ∞+2. and XXXXX. ƻ. k.. How did you get down here? . DESU . ∞. He was so ugly that everyone died.∞. M4RX. there will be a trainz map for it. Go to rule 93.5TF.. "1x10" then "10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000" in superscript. it would have made a lot more sense. He was so ugly that he evolved and slapped everyone's shit sideways. if I'd just said.02425950695064738395657479136519351798334535362521430035401260267716226721604198106522631693551887803881448314065252616878509555264605107117200 Since you're down here.∞. PROFIT!₂ X10. This rule is made from the negative rules that got destroyed by the Lazah. No exceptions. Ponies. Rule ƻ and ♫ is a lie.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet X. See. Except Goomyism..com/index. it will be made http://rulesoftheinternet. ƻ. Admit it. GOOGOLPLEX. If no Disney movie. XXXX½. As long as there are rules. no exceptions.. No exceptions. your download is slow. ♯. The internet has no limits.. If you made the rules above. Robin Hood is a fox. 333. 10^GOOGOLPLEX. ∞. This isn't a rule.. PROFIT!₃ XXX. No Exceptions. This shall go on forever. ∞™. P0N135. If there's a railroad in it. you're a fag. fags will continue to break them. K4RL. X11TF. Religion is the opiate of the masses. No exceptions. you used ctrl+f to find rule 333. .02425950695064738395657479136519351798334535362521430035401260267716226721604198106522631693551887803881448314065252616878509555264605107117200 No one knows how to type in superscript. No exceptions.∞ If your download speed is slow. No exceptions. refer to rule 93. X10TF.02425950695064738395657479136519351798334535362521430035401260267716226721604198106522631693551887803881448314065252616878509555264605107117200 No fucking idea. If there a movie made by Disney. ∞. ln(1/0). no exceptions.1. you're a fag. fags will invent rules for it. you're a fag.2. ∞+1. and ever 2/0. B4RN4CL3. No exceptions. ♪.php?title=Main_Page 37/42 . XXXX. tan 90°. X095TF. There is no limit to the amount of messed up shit that lurks on the internet. Told you.. No exceptions. no exceptions. All of these rules are a lie and don't apply to the internet. No exceptions. Bork! No exceptions. If you read this far. B4RB4R4CL3. No exceptions. XXXXX. 333. Giggity. And ever. At that​ stage there will be nothing left to make porn of. They are also annoying. Hanna-Barbera cartoon is better than Disney Cartoons. Starting here. ∞x∞. Spanish will be used. MD. c. ♕. Dig on. Anyone who uses the ♥ is either female or gay.-2. No they're not. As long as we're trying symbols.1 is true. Ｆｏｎｔ ｃｈａｎｇｅ！ 0⃣ . ♠. Don't even THINK about spelling it "Who. How bold of you. NO EXCEPTIONS ☻.4. No exceptions.1. b. d. Nuh uh! http://rulesoftheinternet. You're fired." d. Blue October has the saddest songs. e.1. c. e. oh fuck c..php?title=Main_Page 38/42 . Only funny jokes end with “And I didn't even order a drink yet!”. c. I'm a boss. I wonder if Tetris will become cool in two seconds. ♠. cpguy5089 owns all Internet except for goatse. Rule c.2 when you need to.6. I knew it! １. ♦. Nuke Africa. ☻. .1.. Lets start a new! ♥. no exceptions.-5. Then R34 will be dead. no hax will be tolerated. b.. no other exceptions. a.1⃣ . . ☺.com/index. they went over there. No Exceptions. false alarm.1 or e. . Letters are technically numbers. I doubt that my symbol will show up. Anyone who uses the ♠ sign is a BOSS. I lied! 1⃣ . Fuck the police ch. doctor. c. Attempting to get more users will result in loads of fun. The use of letters as rules is faggotry. dr. Tell people to refer to rule e. No exceptions. c. The best rules are coming. The Rules of the Internet are the most important code of law set by humanity. NO exceptions.1. No exceptions.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet ♫. ∞-∞. Þ. 0⃣ . ∞34. ð. Italic rules are imported from Italy. no exceptions. Even on a mobile device it must be painstakingly spelled out every single time. The only exceptions are black men.3..1. No wait. ♣. The title "Doctor Who" must never be spelled "Dr Who" under any circumstances. @. See above. stop fucking god damn swaring! c. the only exceptions are "a" and "i". SlenderMan is always watching. Goomy transcends infinity. If they regularly say "ARRGH!" they are real pirates. For rule Q. then do not submit it here. p. with the exception of imaginary 32. It'll be done when it'll be done. Game Paks are cool. Everyone has a Lazah but you. If you do not want your writing to be edited mercilessly and redistributed at will. Rule v can be extended to include the entire internets. No exceptions. Only a real pirate would regularly say "ARRGH!" s.e.3.php?title=Main_Page 39/42 . x. Imaginary numbers are not cool.1.2. t. Digital pirates are not real pirates because they don't say "ARRGH!" rrrrr. Putting "u" instead of "you" is ok in the intertubes.3. No exceptions. You are also promising us that you wrote this yourself. Do not submit copyrighted work without permission! l.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet e. Yes huh! é. No exceptions. Those who are dead are not dead. v. The next rules are valid guidelines for FSTDT. Xerneas > Yveltal http://rulesoftheinternet. k. No exceptions whatsoever.2. A bippity boppity! Italians refer to rule 145.2. Except for Pokémon. No exceptions. No exceptions. rrrrr. Please note that all contributions to Rules of the Internet are considered to be released under the Creative Commons Zero (Public Domain) (see Rules of the Internet:Copyrights for details).2. or copied it from a public domain or similar free resource.2 and v. If you aren't sure about it.2. This letter is surprised you read this far. h. q. Always get irony meter insurance. Pokémon has an accent mark. It's called Schrödinger's Poe paradox. He IS a Poe when you don't want it. p. and C. The end. AYE AYE CAPTAIN! rrrrr. k.2. m. w. f. This Hungarian letter is more surprised than the previous one. refer to the first rule. j. n. λ. q. Pootis is a color.com/index. Me too.2. g. PPPPPP is better than all game soundtrack. ő. Differentiation is NEVER acceptable. v. f.1. u. B.2. These rules are smashing! -o. p. Fatality is best punchline. g. ö. they're just living in my head.2. v. v. Never write a rule based on what you just saw on TV. No exceptions. I'm probably going to be responsible for writing the rest of the rules.1. i. He's not a Poe when you want him to be one. ARE YOU READY KIDS?! r. The only exception is this list of rules. v.e don't apply. Somebody better write a letter rule. though.p. r. S goes before A.3. s. rules v. k. You will be hunted down by at least one thousand different fanfic authors. bring out the happy snacks! Behold. no exceptions. it is scratched. James B is a fag. You will not play as Stanley. If you speak Suomen Kieli. But ( ͡ O͜ ʖ͡ O) makes you look like a fag. which means someone just got fancy. cake=pi. %. Lynx knows all. It is a cybershark.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet y. Don't fuck with Master of the Masters.1.5. FZ. И. %. Anonymous reads all the new rules and edits before they are posted or even made. The internet is the most cluttered thing you will never be well acquainted with.4. Olenka is cute. ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) is ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) than ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) even if ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) is ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) in ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) (͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º). you should really consider either rule 456 or 93. И. penis. Zygarde >>> Yveltal. I will not buy this Internet. And Haruhi Suzumiya's son is Brandon. No exceptions.2. nothing happens because it doesn't exist anymore.8. Never mention the Harry Potter fanfic about Enoby. In Soviet Russia. SUBST. that's right.4. Olenka is Liz. Ω. Screw you.php?title=Main_Page 40/42 . ≤≥. ΩΩ. И. . He'll fuck your shit up. :D) OZL.1.3. SabreTheMechanic is F-Chat.3. It must have a penis in order for it to be real. Nothing is scarier than Boohbahs. You will be hunted down by at least one hundred and fifty different internet users. Ω.1. the most 1337 h4x0r in the world! @. No exceptions. You will play as Stanley. Never mention the fish that is also the acronym of a certain game.1. И. ΩΩ. If you've read every rule up to this point. И. followed by the number rule.) if you squeeze them they will grow ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDSAqwertyuikljgufdrsedfcgu*%^ei^tud65EDKUTdr9ERILEYGF) There are no robots on the internet.2. no exceptions. No Exceptions.2.)(.4. The rules of the Internet are not meant to read like regular lists. Yes. Ω. Speaking Finnish makes you cool. (. Liz is also cute. The above statement is partially false. Canadians are fucking gay. LZLG.2. Which is why I didn't type it. (͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º). not even the exceptions are exceptions 8==D~. The Ω-series of rules is outdated. И. FZ. They are meant to be carefully applied to every possible Internet situation.2. This Game Board not available Ω. NO EXCEPTIONS! Unless you are Chuck Norris Theodore Roosevelt or AFHfuckface. (͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º). Joshua is a msv fkn fgt . The "Omega" Series of rules will always begin with "Ω". И. (͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º). Commence the И-series now! И. SAB. F-Chat is bawse. (͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º). (hey len. SabreTheMechanic is a bawse. Yveltal > Xerneas z.7. Unless ( ͡ º͜ ʖ͡ º) is ( ͡ o͜ ʖ͡ o). Ω. No exceptions. and your letter rules. but you did. And so is F-Zero. Also. but probably less. 99% of visitors to North (Fake) Korea suffer internet withdrawal. because Scott Pilgrim is Canadian. http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.3. Speaking Suomi makes you l33t. И.6. Based on the substitutions thingy. Xerneas 90210+21. ladles and jellyspoons.2. so he won't get jelly. ________________________ | ( )| | ( )| | ________(______)| | | | | | | | | _______| |______ | | | ____________ | |______________________| (The Lazah) █████████████████████████████ Y. Always/never consult the manual. Retrieved from "http://rulesoftheinternet. The rules above me eat my pants. █████████████████████████████ Z. If you apply Albanzchu. .7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet %.K. For those of you who are imperceptive. :3 K. wink at a girl as well..php?title=Main_Page 41/42 .T. Always hail frogs and screw gods. Albanzchu is the only exception to all rules of the internet. Usually. People over fifty cannot comprehend the internet.com/index. .. Crying because it's the end of the page? See rule 8675309.1. Infinity has no limits. The above rule is not a copy of a previous rule. :. Beware The Lazah! ß. NEVER ask for Yotsuba rule 34. NO EXCEPTIONS. Breaking of this rule will automatically turn you into a newfag.3.. Sometimes things bork. It is an extension to said rule. ".com/index. . If you're going to wink at a girl. You will be hunted down and balls-shot by OVER 9000 4channers. "*. ^". so she won't get jelly. %%. an ∞ amout of Lazahs will fire at you. T. No exceptions. This rule is false if rule "* is true. ¿. ∞ X The Lazah.and ever. no exceptions (unless there is one). This rule is true if rule *" is false. just wink at everyone in the world so no one's jelly. wink at a guy too. Hell. This is not the last rule.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=452" Personal tools Log in Namespaces Page Discussion Variants Views Read View source View history Actions Search Go Search Navigation http://rulesoftheinternet. ^". ¡. but there is a limit to the amount of times you can use it. If you're going to wink at a guy too. T. █████████████████████████████ . it's C*D.K. ". at 19:02. This page has been accessed 1.com/index.708. Privacy policy About Rules of the Internet Disclaimers http://rulesoftheinternet.7/30/2014 Rules of the Internet Main page Community portal Current events Recent changes Random page Help Toolbox What links here Related changes Special pages Printable version Permanent link This page was last modified on 29 July 2014.184 times.php?title=Main_Page 42/42 . Content is available under Creative Commons Zero (Public Domain).
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