Handjobs Magazine 04-2012

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HJ March 2012.indd 2 2/20/12 3:35 AM You must be 18 or older (21 in some states) to purchase this magazine. Handjobs March 2012 Letters 4 Big Cousin part 2 by Rolando Mérida 6 Crashing by Christopher Bachli 13 Roscoe Trucking Company 18 Dodgeball Erection by Cory Campbell 27 The PUDman Cums 33 Handjobs Publication Guide 40 Handjobs Order Form 42 Cum Stain on the Ceiling 44 Stud Brothers by Joseph 51 Family Business by Natty Soltesz 54 Out of Control 63 Confession of Another Straight Man 70 Personal Ads 74 by Alan Winkler by Jack Walden Copyright © 2012 by Avenue Services, Inc. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced in whole or in part without written permission of the publisher, Avenue Services, Inc., a gay-owned and operated business. Published by Avenue Services, Inc., PO Box 2000, Bow, WA 98232-2000. Handjobs is a trademark of Avenue Services, Inc. HJ March 2012.indd 3 2/20/12 3:35 AM Letters Dear Handjobs: I have just downloaded the January 2012 issue of your magazine, and I thank you for it. Next month my annual subscription will expire, and I will renew it for another year, as I did these last years, because I really enjoy your works. The only thing I would like to tell you is that reading the January 2012 issue I had a bad surprise, because I saw you gave us only one story with father and son doing it: the Episode 12 of Ride’ N the Zipper by Alan Winkler. I really thank you for this story, but I hope that you will add more father/son incest stories in the future issues of Handjobs, because I really like them, and I really need them. I know that other persons may not want father/son stories, and I respect them, but in one issue you have room for many tales, so I think you can satisfy also the members who like incest stories, like me (I hope). May I remind you of the things I like more in the stories? 1) father and son kissing (I can’t think about sex without kisses) 2) father and son making frottage sex (I like everything in sex, but the thing I like most is two males rubbing their genitals together and humping their bodies together) 3) the son being the top and his father being the bottom (normally the old ones are the tops, but I think that it is beautiful to have a father allowing his son to learn sex by offering himself to him and liking it too) Thank you very much for your efforts and your works, and best wishes. • Angelo, Italy Handjobs Reply: Thank you very much for your comments. Hearing what you want to read helps us decide what stories to include in future issues of Handjobs. Dear Handjobs: I look forward to receiving my issues each month! • Carl, VA Dear Handjobs: Keep up the great work. Always a pleasure to look forward to. • Larry, NY Dear Handjobs: Thank you for all your hard work to make us hard. • Douglas, MD 4 • Letters HJ March 2012.indd 4 2/20/12 3:35 AM In the past. I missed his contributions. GA Dear Handjobs: I thought your readers might get a chuckle out of the photo of a cactus I took on highway 6. always great. • Richard. sexy magazine! • Bert. I was really happy to see Robin Walden returning to your pages with Busted for Apples. OR Letters • 5 HJ March 2012. OH Dear Handjobs: I recently finished reading your January 2012 issue. as usual. and when he disappeared from your pages for a while. Your service is.indd 5 2/20/12 3:35 AM . Thanks for putting out such a hot. I hope we see more of his stuff in the future. This time the stories may be better. north of Pheonix! It looks just like a cock! • Stephen. I always enjoyed his stories and artwork.Dear Handjobs: I am going to give your mag another try. Ricardo. my Latin lover. tuve la urgencia de agradecer a su primo.After getting my first piece of hairy ass from Ricardo. ¡Esperaba que al menos fuese tan cachondo como Ricardo! 6 • Big Cousin part 2 HJ March 2012. I hoped he would be at least as hot as Ricardo! Luego de que mi novio latino. I had the urge to say thanks to his big cousin. me diera las nalgas peludas por primera vez.indd 6 2/20/12 3:35 AM . Me cogí a su hermana ayer. just scream endlessly. José. Otra vez. Si necesitas algo. chico. And the day before. es uno nuevo. He’s jealous. yeah! Bring him in! Orale! Que pase! I fucked his sister yesterday. Fuck my white ass. Y el día anterior. it’s a new one. papi!! I fuck him because he gets me more culos. Is it your bitch sister? ¿Es tu hermana la perra? If you need anything. his exclusive fuck? No fucking way. You got a visitor. José. boy. ¿Yo. And today. grita sin parar. Me. Daddy! ¡Dame duro. Oye. su macho exclusivo? Está pendejo. No.Hey. Está celoso. Tienes visita. Again. What’s with the guard? ¿Le pasa algo al guardia? No. Y hoy.indd 7 2/20/12 3:35 AM . Me lo cojo porque me consigue otros culos. Fuck. Ahem… Ejem… Big Cousin part 2 • 7 HJ March 2012. Well, your cousin Ricardo got this culo for you. I wanted to thank you for… Pues tu primo Ricardo te consiguió este culo. Quería agradecerte por… Ho! So you’re Ricardo’s boyfriend! ¡Jo! ¡Así que eres el novio de Ricardo! He’s got a nice big ass and I taught him how to use it! ¡Tiene un gran culo y le enseñé a usarlo! But this cock likes tiny culos like yours, too! ¡Pero a mi tronco le gustan culitos como el tuyo también! You gotta be fucking kidding me!! ¡Debes estar bromeando!! 8 • Big Cousin part 2 HJ March 2012.indd 8 2/20/12 3:35 AM I had never seen a cock that big, hard, and… smelly. And leaking! Nunca había visto un pene tan grande, duro y… oloroso. ¡Y babeante! Fuck! It’s dripping already! ¡Ya se está chorreando! That’s just the beginning! ¡Apenas está empezando! My thick precum is nothing compared to my hot TAPIOCA! ¡Mis jugos no son nada comparados con mis MECOS! Guess a macho man like that is something you don’t see everyday… Creo que un macho como ése, es algo que no se ve todos los días… Big Cousin part 2 • 9 HJ March 2012.indd 9 2/20/12 3:35 AM FUCK! So smooth and tight!! AJÚA! ¡CARAJO! ¡Sin pelos y apretadito! ¡AJÚA! You’re just going to fuck me? Just like that?? No cuddle, or lovely kisses? ¿Ya me vas a coger? ¿Así nomás? ¿No apapacho, ni besitos? OK. NO. Just checking. Sólo preguntaba. 10 • Big Cousin part 2 HJ March 2012.indd 10 2/20/12 3:35 AM This is a wonderful CULO! ¡Este es un culo CHINGÓN! F-FUCK!! It’s SO BIG AND THICK!! ¡AAAY! ¡Es tan GRANDE Y DURA!! Take my chorizo! ¡Toma mi camote! Oh… I feel my ass SO FILLED WITH RAW MEAT!! Oh… ¡Siento mi recto TAN LLENO DE CARNE!! Big Cousin part 2 • 11 HJ March 2012.indd 11 2/20/12 3:35 AM piston into me and pumped his manjuice in and out… Me enterró su pistón aún chorreando sin parar.indd 12 2/20/12 3:35 AM . bombeando sus propios mocos adentro y afuera… So? ¿Y luego? He’s gone! ¡Se fue! The guard hadn’t locked the gate! Jose ran away saying that there were plenty of holes to fill out there! ¡El guardia no cerró bien! ¡José huyó diciendo que había muchos huecos que llenar por ahí! 12 • Big Cousin part 2 HJ March 2012.You came already?? ¿Ya te vaciaste?? OH YEAAAAH!!! ¡SÍIIIII! ¡AAAAH! It isn’t over! TAKE IT!! ¡No ha terminado! ¡TOMA! God! So much cum!! ¡Dios! ¡Tanto semen!! He sank his non-stop. spurting. and I couldn’t help but stare. His chest was massive. He worked out a lot. but I’m in a one bedroom. son. and the sauna was relaxing. “Yeah. The temperature was way below freezing every night. that’s great. I always ate my cum so there would be no evidence of my nightly self abuse. It was thick and knotted.indd 13 2/20/12 3:35 AM . I just need a place to crash till I can get a job and back on my feet. and most of my dignity. the city was shut down. His hairy body was trim. A blizzard had hit and dumped 24 inches of snow. but his wife’s nagging got to be a bit much. At least I had that. In the shower.” I went by my storage place to get some clothes. It was the worst winter since the ’70s. It hung a good seven inches soft. I would get hard and jack off thinking about him. the heater in Dad’s apartment stopped working. Dad’s place was great. it had hit me hard. The veins would probably stand out like on my dad’s arms. and I started going with him.” “Oh. and he had well-defined abs at 66. my car.Crashing by Christopher Bachli The economy was bad. On the verge of homelessness. And to make matters worse. I had managed to get all the stuff out of the house before I lost it. I’ll be over later today. It was freezing in the apartment. It was nice to be there and not worry. He got me a guest pass. “OK. Everyone was stuck indoors. There was a long pause. It looked angry. my job was downsized. I lost my house. “Fuckwads won’t be here till Monday! Said they’re so backed up that’s the soonest Crashing • 13 HJ March 2012. At night on the couch.” I told him over the phone. The city was in the throes of winter. I could see how muscular my dad was. I could just imagine what it looked like hard. It was good to work out. Unemployment paid squat. I was very impressed. Dad hung up the phone. I had forgotten how muscular my dad was. “What do you mean you can’t be here till Monday? Today’s only Thursday!” My dad yelled at the apartment complex maintenance guy. Dad. but what impressed me most was the slab of meat between his thighs. Dad. You’ll have to crash on the couch. In a few short months. In the showers it flopped around as he soaped up. I’m not saying I’ll be there forever. he was always on his way to the gym. I turned to my father. I had to get out of there. I had been staying at a buddy’s house. trying to settle him down.” “Bring your blankets and come into my room. My cock was hard as a rock.they can get someone here. “Dad. The oven warmed the apartment a little bit. Dad got a blanket from the closet..” “Thanks. Maybe I’ll be as big as you some day. I couldn’t help it.” The combined blankets and our body heat warmed us up fast. Dad said. “I have some extra blankets in the hall closet. I liked the feel of his body on mine.” I didn’t mind. I could feel the mound of his cock in his briefs against my ass. I was chilled to the bone. but there were none. And the roads are still closed. I moaned. We can share the bed and combine our blankets. I haven’t slept in pajamas since I was in high school. Dad?” “You’re still freezing. Being out from under of the blankets for even that short time was too much.m. Dad. are you awake?” What was my dad doing out here? “Yeah. and it was nice sitting with my dad.” He was in his briefs. I know. “You’re getting really defined with all the working out.indd 14 2/20/12 3:35 AM .” I said. Dad. We both got under the covers. “Yeah. I’m just warming you up.” I told him with a chuckle. My own cock was getting hard. After it ended.” “It’s not too bad. I’m freezing. He started to play with my nipples. Looks like we’re stuck here all weekend. Dad. I piled on the blankets and tried to get some shut eye on the couch. I got back under them on the couch and tried to warm up. It didn’t help that it was very windy outside. Dad headed to bed. We might be warmer that way. “If I had pajamas I’d put ’em on. son. Dad put his arms around me. son. I got up and looked for more blankets. We were generating a lot of heat.” He kept rubbing me. Dad pinched 14 • Crashing HJ March 2012. Dad and I spread them on his bed.” he grumbled. when I woke up shivering from the cold. Dad was rubbing my chest with his big hands. I had dozed off and was sleeping well until about 5:00 a. his hairy chest against my smooth back. but after it was off. but I was still shivering. The movie was good. and we decided to fix some dinner and watch a movie.” I grabbed my pillow and all my blankets. “What are you doing. “Son. the temperature dropped a lot. and so was I. My cock was free. “Yeah! Take my fucking cock. tell me you want it. Dad’s cock was hitting something in me to work me up to blasting. too. I bounced on his long pole like it was a pogo stick. Dad started to kiss my neck. I could feel him pulling his own briefs off.them. “You like that. son. Dad’s cock was leaking precum all over my asscrack. I pushed back against his cock. Dad!” “Yeah. son?” “Yes. scream for me. pinching and pulling on them. After a few minutes. It feels good. “Fuck me. spew that load. “I’m going to cum. I moaned again and arched my back. He rubbed his blunt dick head all over my virgin hole.” “Tell me. His hands were assaulting my nipples. It felt good to be full of his manly cock. kissing my neck. Dad was really fucking me. His hands went to my briefs and pulled them down. My ass rubbed against his crotch. I was close to cumming.” He reached down and spread my cheeks. I wanted to fuck your ass the day you moved in. Dad. “Do you want me to fuck you. son! Cum for Dad!” Crashing • 15 HJ March 2012.” “Dad stop … you’re too big! AHHHHHH!” “I ain’t stopping till my balls are empty and you’ve taken every drop of my load. His stubble scratching me felt great. His cock was free. Dad. Dad. my ass got used to the thick man rod in it.” “I knew you were a cockhound when I saw you eyeing my manhood in the showers. but made my cock rock hard. Dad … give it to me. They hurt.” He was relentless on my nipples. It felt incredible. son?” “Yes. His cock slid right up against my asshole. and I wanted every inch of him. son!” Dad rolled me on top of him and let me sit on his cock. I could feel the precum flowing out of my cock and soaking my briefs. I wanted all of it in my ass. My cock was leaking massive amounts of precum. son. I screamed. It was flowing out of him like crazy. “Yeah.” He impaled me on his big cock. and I felt it against my ass as he ground into me.indd 15 2/20/12 3:35 AM .” “I want your cock.” Dad held me tight in his big arms. SON! TAKE MY CUM! UHHHHHHHHHH … YEAH! TAKE MY SEED!” I lay there on top of him not moving. “YEAH. I could feel the load rising from my balls to the shaft of my cock. fuck. “Ohh. He rolled with me. yeah. he had been fucking me for the first time.indd 16 2/20/12 3:35 AM . I’m going to fucking cum! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I could feel his cock plowing balls-deep. I’m going to cum. and we fell fast asleep. I was on my stomach and he was on top of me. Dad! Do it!” I felt his cock swell and dump his seed deep up my ass. Do you love my cock. His load from earlier was still in there. son! DO IT! FUCKING CUM FOR ME. He pulled me back against him and hugged me as he fucked hard into me. “YEAHHHH. His wide cock shoved deep. my cum sprayed. I was writhing in pleasure. son! I’m going to cream your ass!” “Yeah. Dad …. Dad rolled me off him. and he started to fuck me again. I loved having all of his cock in me. working my nipples again. As I bounced on Dad’s cock. Dad wasn’t too far behind me. but we were generating enough heat to melt snow.” I couldn’t believe he was at it again. son! Your ass was made for my cock. “Damn. Dad held me close. SON … UHHH! FUCKING DO IT!” 16 • Crashing HJ March 2012. Dad!” “Yeah! Fucking do it. The heater might have been broken. son. § § § It was light out when I woke up to Dad’s cock shoving into my wet ass.” He was like a freight train. take my fucking cock!” “Dad. His hard cock slid inside me. Only a few hours before. son. He held me back against him while he fucked my ass deep. “Ohhh. I’m going to have to fuck you all the time. My own cock was going to spurt any minute. Dad! I love your cock fucking me!” “YEAHHHHHHHH! Fuck. son?” “Yes. Over and over he fucked into me. and then I was on top of him again. The room was hot with our steamy fuck.I started to unload all over. His cock seemed even fuller. Our wet bodies slapped together. It was so hot we were steaming. My cock started to explode with piss after my cumming subsided. Dad! I’m your pussy!” “TELL ME. DON’T YOU?” “Yes. Dad I love your big cock. His hot urine shot up and then splashed down on me. my cum spurting out and up like a geyser. YOU GONNA BE MY PUSSY?” “Yes. Then he let loose with his own piss. IM CUMMING!” Dad unleashed yet another load of cum deep into my ass. “Ahhhh! I’m cumming. Crashing • 17 HJ March 2012. and I couldn’t help releasing more. THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE. I love you fucking me.I started to blast. It leaked out of my hole. Before we fell back to sleep. you love my cock don’t you?” Dad was shoving me so hard into the bed that I couldn’t answer him. Dad … fuck me!” “YEAH. I loved it all. The hot liquid covered our bodies and sent Dad over the edge. Dad flipped us over in bed and shoved back into my ass. and we both lay there in our mix of cum and piss. Yeah.indd 17 2/20/12 3:35 AM . It landed all over my chest and cock. For the third time. I knew he wanted to dump more of his seed in me. YOU’RE A PUSSY. Dad rolled off me. Fuck me. I knew I wouldn’t be crashing on the sofa anymore. “OHHH. Dad pulled his cock out and shoved it between my thighs. I thought it was going to be nice staying with Dad. SON!” “I’m your pussy … I’m your whore … fuck me!” “YEEEEEEAH … FUCK. Dad was plowing into me. “DON’T YOU. “Fucking take my cock son … TAKE IT ALL YOU FUCKING WHORE! My son the whore. SON? YOU FUCKING LOVE MY COCK. pressing me into the wet mattress. “OHHHHH YEAH! IM FUCKING CUMMMMMING!” Dad filled me with even more of his cum. The piss shot up and splashed all over us. Dad … ohhhhhh yeahhhh!” I knew he was close to cumming. too. His previous loads frothed around his thick cock as he plowed deep in my piss covered ass. DAD!” He was fucking me again. spread-legged on a toilet. Little did he know that his decision to press on through the snow to reach Hobb’s Truck & Travel Stop would end his dry spell – but good! Tonight. the guy really did just want to get in the truck to inspect his log book! Strike 2: That bubble butt dishwasher at the Flying-T truck stop in Yazoo City.) Lloyd was experiencing quite a dry spell. He’d struck out more this month than ever before. His horny balls. had delivered … none.It was February and freezing. with only 18 • Roscoe Trucking Company HJ March 2012. who he was sure had been checking out his basket during a surprise safety inspection. Strike 1: That beefy North Carolina DMV officer. How the hell was Lloyd supposed to know he was that bitchy waitress’ nephew? Lloyd had meant it as a compliment when he confessed that he’d like to pop the kid’s cherry. Strike 3: Who could forget that CB radio fiasco in Little Rock? If a bitch has a voice that deep. but Lloyd’s blue balls had nothing to do with the temperature. Instead. He’d delivered seventeen loads in two weeks. Hobb’s would supply more than Kentucky’s best chicken fried steak … much more indeed. Lloyd was so fuckin’ horny that even the vibrations from the engine were giving him wood. As it turned out. expecting a hummer from a horny redneck. there should be a law forcing full gender disclosure before arranging a “last stall on the left” hook up! Lloyd had strolled into that empty restroom. offering to give head for food stamps! That image still gave him nightmares! By this point. he was treated to the visual of a pantyless twohundred-fifty pound grandmother. (A sticky load blasted into your underwear during a wet dream does not count. Lloyd carefully guided his rig through the slush and ice into the small parking lot at Hobb’s.indd 18 2/20/12 3:35 AM . on the other hand. The place was almost deserted. Some people are so touchy. Lloyd’s headlights illuminated the windshield of the opposing truck. The material was so thin that his absent underwear allowed a clear imprint of his long cock and ample balls. the hot. there was no shortage of hot water. but he saw only one. And speaking of stiff bones. he released his twitching cock and began thinking of the Food-Stamp-Granny in order to calm his quivering balls …. icy parking lot. the fucker is already asleep. Strike 4!” he shouted as he climbed back into the sleeper. Lloyd pulled an old plaid shirt. The snow had gotten too bad to try to get back on the road. just to aggravate another trucker. Lloyd lingered in the steam to loosen his stiff bones. so Lloyd tossed some clean clothes into his shower bag and headed inside. It’d be much better to stretch out naked on his soft bunk and pump out his load to some high-def action. his cowboy boots and hat. soapy water had given rise to another one – a fun one – jutting out from his dark pubes. there was a familiar tingle in his hairy balls. old jeans.a couple of cars in the four-wheeler parking lot. probably some old geezer I wouldn’t wanna talk to anyways.indd 19 2/20/12 3:35 AM . but still. Maybe he’d just soap out a fast load in the shower. Lloyd hauled his rig around and parked nose-to-nose in front of the other truck. A little reluctantly. Damn. With the place almost deserted. He’d expected at least three or four big rigs idling in the trucker’s lot. shower and shave and just plan to hunker down there for the night. He worked himself into some clean. His swollen cock definitely needed some attention. But wait … he’d forgotten all about a couple new DVD pornos he picked up in Dallas. The meal was excellent. Veteran truckers hate “nosers”. he thought to himself. He was going straight to his truck. He did it from time to time. Lloyd still spiffed himself up. He shaved his face and trimmed up his thick mustache. His soapy fingers wrapped themselves around his wet trucker shaft and began to stroke. and finished his look with his suede rancher’s coat. complete Roscoe Trucking Company • 19 HJ March 2012. seeing that the cab’s privacy curtain had been closed. In no time. and he knew that soon he’d be depositing some man-spunk for the janitor to clean off the tile wall. but the shower was even better. Parking nose-to-nose meant that whoever left first would have to back out of his parking spot – an extra special pain in the ass in a small. It worked like a charm. “Eh. He’d get a good meal and grab a shit. and sometimes … to break the ice. snug. 20 • HJ March 2012.indd 20 2/20/12 3:35 AM . Lloyd stepped into the cab and began looking for his lube. Experience told him that this meant something was happening over there. buddy. and settled into his bunk. Lloyd froze in his tracks. The screen blazed to life with images of hot. His cock. A beefy buck sucked some guy off in a pick-up. He stood up and had just started to head back into his own sleeper. What Lloyd thought was a naked man moved back and forth inside the cab of his neighbor’s truck. eat your heart out. At one point he could clearly see a beefy ass standing in the sleeper doorway. he thought to himself as he finished the lines and dots in his log book. Before leaving. Lloyd reached for his bottle of lube. trying to see who was looking across at him. propping one leg up on the dash. Carefully. when unmistakably. cock in hand. handsome face. the mystery ass stepped back into the sleeper and disappeared from view. he looked out at the truck in front of him. All he could tell was that it was a young. During his search he noticed something odd … the curtain in the windshield of the truck in front of his was now open about half way. Big cocks fed hungry mouths and stretched eager asses. As he sat in the driver’s seat filling out his log book. Eh. then remembered that he’d left it in the cab after a pants-free run at the end of January. when he’d stroked out a load watching a rolling peep show. so he settled into his seat. “Marlboro Man. The movement was too fast to tell for certain who it was or what they were doing.indd 21 2/20/12 3:35 AM . cruising along beside him at 75 mph. Lloyd climbed back.” he growled at the handsome man in the mirror. Anxious to get to the solo party he had planned in the sleeper. Lloyd slowly stroked his lubed cock as he strained to see inside the other truck’s cab. But in a few fleeting seconds. With his hand gripping his hard cock. Lloyd made his way across the slippery lot and back to his rig. stripped down. masculine men kissing and groping each other. allowing himself plenty of hand-room at his crotch. he strained his eyes.” he grunted. “Niiice ass. A sliver of light was escaping through a gap in the privacy curtain.with the shearling collar. took notice and swelled fully to life. One minute passed. He was sure that the cab had been dark when he first arrived. Lloyd decided that whoever his neighbor was. and the lights were on inside the cab. too. no matter. the curtain in the other truck slid open and a face peered out through the windshield. he’d just headed to bed and the show was over. he checked himself in the mirror. tossed a new DVD into the player. Roscoe Trucking Company • 21 HJ March 2012. Lloyd was a little apprehensive … after all. Lloyd thought. as he grabbed his pants and began pulling them on. For several minutes they stood there in their trucks. but it was cold and snowing. He stepped closer to the windshield and began stroking his cock. bathing his cab in a pale blue glow. He didn’t really mind.indd 22 2/20/12 3:35 AM . He hesitated and then heard a different and older voice say. Lloyd sat his cowboy hat on his head. I get it.” a voice said in a low tone. this is more like it. As he reached the passenger door. He emerged from the sleeper and into the cab. The boy began motioning him over again. Ohhhhh. Whoever this kid was.” Lloyd said. and shortly he did. the young buck in the other truck turned and disappeared into the sleeper. Lloyd was confused and wondered if the unknown kid across the way was some kind of prick-tease. Immediately. Suddenly and quickly. The kid stood and began stroking his hard cock once again and beckoning Lloyd over. slowly but deliberately. then reached overhead and clicked on a small light. “Well now. “Man. and Lloyd climbed from the passenger seat and stepped into the doorway to the sleeper. you want some of this or not?” Curiosity – and a hard cock – got the best of him. but this time he was holding up a shirt and shaking his head no. “Fuck it!” he said as he picked up his cowboy boots and showed them to the kid across the way. “Back here. Lloyd had thrown his boots on and was taking the few cold steps over to the other truck. sitting in the passenger seat. Up on the edge of the top bunk sat the young guy from 22 • Roscoe Trucking Company HJ March 2012. the sleeper light came on and Lloyd saw what was going on. He closed the door behind him and then realized there was no one in the cab but him. it popped open a crack.and then two. Instantly. The kid wanted him to come over naked. and in seconds. Lloyd peered through the glass and saw that the young guy was motioning him over. The good-looking young guy gave a thumbs-up. Suddenly. Lloyd stood his ground and tried to mentally will the kid to return. the young man across the way did the same. he didn’t seem to mind if Lloyd knew he was watching. He looked over to his new buddy and saw that he was shaking his head as if to say no. Lloyd swung it open and climbed inside. the world is full of crazies. each showing off for the other. He’s a typical horn-dog … keeps his brains in his cock. there was no way he could have denied it.before. The boy on the top bunk spoke.” He then pointed to the bottom bunk and said. He then looked up at Scott. chins and haircuts. was an older man. “Howdy. Both had similar noses. hard … and handsome. “You suckin’ his cock. “We were piled up back here sleepin’ when you pulled in. “That’s my dad. I’m young. stud. but was more than a little disappointed that it was over so quickly. but he’d never seen a guy getting blown by his own son! Dan groaned loudly as he and his son each sucked cock. The ballsy teen grabbed his head and pushed it down onto his vertical cock. I’m Scott.” Lloyd was both shocked and skeptical. but a quick examination of both guys told him that they could truly be father and son. also naked. Lloyd found his face right between Scott’s open legs. He quickly crawled on his hands and knees between Lloyd’s legs and began sucking his father’s thick cock.indd 23 2/20/12 3:35 AM . not sure what to say. Scotty here got up to take a piss and checked you out as ya walked inside. Dad?” Dan replied with a muffled and gurgling. Dan reached out and pulled him over to the bunk and began helping himself to Lloyd’s meat. stud. I can go again … no problem. sitting on the edge of the bottom bunk. They also shared identical blue eyes. Scott was definitely Dan’s son … in fact. his pleasure and disappointment both obvious on his face. He groaned with pleasure as Dan worked his frustrated cock below. He loved it. and Dan to be in his late thirties.” Scott removed his legs from around Lloyd and then climbed down from the bunk. Lloyd stood there quietly. Lloyd guessed Scott to be eighteen or so. but his hard cock was communicating loud and clear. Lloyd’s legs trembled with excitement as he looked down and drank in the Roscoe Trucking Company • 23 HJ March 2012. Lloyd opened his mouth and accepted Scott’s cock gladly.” Dan said with a smirk. his cock still hard from stroking. The veteran trucker had watched many things over the years. Scott knew what the horny trucker was feeling. which he swallowed down hungrily.” Lloyd had only been sucking Scotty’s young cock for a few minutes when his mouth was suddenly awash in hot teenage cum. hung and very full of cum. saying. Dan. Directly below. He winked at him and smiled. “Uh-huh. “Don’t worry. being careful not to waste any. 24 • HJ March 2012.indd 24 2/20/12 3:35 AM . Lloyd needed no coaxing to begin sucking Dan’s spit coated cock. The knowledge that the warm spit that covered this man’s glistening meat was his son’s drove Lloyd crazy. allowing every inch of the firm rod to find its way into his mouth. Reluctantly and slowly. “I can be as wild as you want. lubing it well. Scott turned toward the rear of the sleeper and got to his hands and knees on the outer edge of the lower bunk. “Scotty! Ass up!” Obediently. “let me see ya lay some pipe in my son’s sweet spot. “Oh. “Come on. stud … or do you like to get wild too?” Lloyd was so excited he would have done anything his new fatherand-son buddies asked him to. stud. then looked at him and asked. He gently nibbled on the shaft. Both Dan and Scotty shared a talent for sucking cock. and he sucked and slurped like a wild man. “You just a cocksucker.” he replied.” Dan took Lloyd’s handsome face by the chin. Scott’s mouth released his father’s large tool. big man. Dad?” Dan wrapped his big legs around Lloyd and groaned. Lloyd was drooling at the sight of Scott’s smooth. and now he hungered for Daddy’s load. Scotty.indd 25 2/20/12 3:35 AM .” Dan dropped to his knees and spat into his son’s open ass and then sloppily swallowed Lloyd’s beef. let’s swap.sight of a father and son both enjoying cock. while Scotty took his dad’s place on the lower bunk. young ass.” he said to his cockslurping son. Dan removed Lloyd’s dripping meat from his mouth and tapped his son on the back of his bobbing head. The swollen head of the Roscoe Trucking Company • 25 HJ March 2012. “He’s a good cocksucker. “OK. Dan smiled and said. He grabbed Lloyd’s cock at its base and pulled him into Scotty’s ass.” Dan growled at Lloyd. Eager to please. He’d tasted the boy’s sweet juice.” Dan barked at his son. son. using just enough teeth to send waves of pleasure through his fellow trucker’s impressive body and causing a steady stream of pre-juice to flow onto Lloyd’s tongue. Dan climbed to the top bunk and assumed Scott’s earlier position. You picked a good one this time. but Lloyd was hardly a novice. yeah. Let’s turn up the volume a little bit. huh. the hot boy dove on Lloyd’s long cock and expertly let it slide down his throat. “That’s what I like to hear. Scott took a breather. He expertly teased Dan’s cockhead with his tongue and opened wide. sending a torrent of hot boy cum flooding down onto the bunk beneath him.indd 26 2/20/12 3:35 AM . Lloyd filled Scotty’s young chute to overflowing as Dan looked on. I opened him up while you were in the restaurant. Lloyd knew the score. The fevered pitch of their fuck session began to slow. so lay it to him!” Like a locomotive. “Go ahead and lay into him. inside Scott’s open ass. He sucked Dan’s finger. and from Lloyd into Scotty. The teen trucker groaned loudly as his father continued to encourage Lloyd. each man’s shaft began to tighten and pulse. Groans of pleasure bounced around the truck’s sleeper as each man moved deeper into the haze of lust. The horny teen trembled and cried out as a hands-free orgasm tore through him. He stood motionless as Lloyd’s thrusts inched his ass down the shaft he’d been sucking only minutes before. priming him for more. Almost simultaneously.horny trucker’s cock easily slid inside. A few minutes later.” and then he slapped Lloyd hard on his ass. Dan said proudly. 26 • Roscoe Trucking Company HJ March 2012. they had generously given him both a story that he’d never forget and a cum-soaked ending to his long dry spell. climbed inside and politely moved his rig out of the way. The forward motions drove his long cock deep into Scotty’s willing ass. Dan slowly removed his finger and softly replaced it with the head of his fat cock. Dan reached around and gently pushed a finger into his mouth. my boy’s horny. releasing its load. relishing the feeling of Lloyd’s talented ass as it milked his fat cock dry. He wants it. The older studs roared as cum flowed from Dan into Lloyd. Dan massaged Lloyd’s clinched prostate with his fingertip. He allowed Lloyd to do all the work. “Come on stud. Lloyd began to slam his cock in and out of Scotty’s accepting hole. Lloyd felt the warmth of Dan’s body press against his back and felt strong hands begin to squeeze and caress his manly ass. Lloyd walked his well-fucked ass back over to his own truck. It was the least he could do for his new father and son buddies. bathing it in warm spit. Dan gripped the edge of the upper bunk as he and Scotty remained completely still. With one lurch forward his cock disappeared completely. Seconds later. while the reverse motions sank Dan’s rigid meat up into Lloyd’s gut. he softly whimpered as he felt the trucker insert that same finger deep into his hole. After all. allowing Lloyd’s smooth thrusting to make him both the fucker and the fuckee. I didn’t have a “type” back then. etc. and taking a lot of shit for it. The coach mandated showers after every class. the beefy football players. I guess it was because I was always so nervous that the other guys would know what I was thinking. so the big communal shower stall was always full of naked boys. as well. the lanky basketballers – I wasn’t picky. At the end of class. I knew very little about baseball. we didn’t have much opportunity for any interaction. but I ended up being the only boy. I was amazed that I never got hard during those group showers. or music class. trying to think of anything other than gym to pass the time more quickly. and I kind of enjoyed it. and I guess I still don’t. We were usually broken up into three groups. I eventually figured out baseball and basketball to some extent. One day. As much as I hated gym class. I should have just automatically known how to play these games. It was some relief that our classes were large enough that not everyone could participate in the same activity in each class.Dodgeball Erection by Cory Campbell I hated gym class. Most of them fell into the “dumb jock” category. football. neither of which I was too crazy about. I spent one quarter lifting weights. but of course. The problem was that I was never very sports oriented. I looked Dodgeball Erection • 27 HJ March 2012. So I ended up spending a lot of time jogging around the track on the upper level of the gym with the track and field guys. But the coaches all seemed to think that just because I was a boy. but the weight room was always full of dumb jocks. I would have loved to have reached out and grabbed every one of their cocks. football remains a complete mystery to me. but since we were running.indd 27 2/20/12 3:35 AM . would have been better than gym. I loved looking at all the other guys naked – the wiry track guys. art. but to this day. there was one aspect of it that I secretly enjoyed: the group showers. all the guys would pile into the locker room. basketball. I would have much preferred spending another hour in English literature. all the other guys did. as I was jogging around the upper track. I didn’t. the same guys who bullied me in the halls every day. They kept to themselves. I thought there was something hot about all of them. I spent one quarter doing aerobics. and I kept to myself. Even science or algebra. I always tried to get into the group that was doing the least competitive activity. and there was Tommy Whittington with a red playground ball in his hands. was I glad I wasn’t in that group. Tommy almost always wore baggy maroon sweatpants. He was rearing back to throw it. I didn’t even really think of it as a game. I was amazed to see that the front of Tommy’s cut off sweatpants was poking out like he’d dropped a tent pole down his pants. I did a couple more laps. Either that. I was sure I’d have remembered seeing anything that big hanging between his legs. I jogged slower and slower. cut off at the knee. It was just a chance for the bullies in class to pick on the unpopular kids. But then. I guess the other guys in class were too embarrassed to say anything about it. everyone just wore some version of gym shorts or sweatpants and a t-shirt or a tank top. but I imagine when they were in school. as I was rounding a corner. Sometime a ball got thrown so hard that it knocked a kid down. I glanced down again. It was surprising that the coaches let that kind of brutality go on in class. I could hear the balls slamming against the wall of the gym when they missed their targets – and I could hear the thud of them hitting a body when they didn’t. We didn’t have gym uniforms. and Tommy’s cock was still hard. but I certainly didn’t remember anything that big. As I moved around the track. It was so obvious that I couldn’t have been the only one to notice it. I couldn’t tell who his target was. not the ones being picked on. they were the bullies. His cock must have been a grower. Tommy had a hardon – a really big hardon! I slowed my pace a little bit and tried to remember what he looked like naked. and a yellow tank top.indd 28 2/20/12 3:35 AM . and each time I passed by above Tommy. until I finally just came to a stop. I had to have seen him in the shower at some point. Boy. and the muscles in his arm were bulging. Like me. I looked down. or they were too scared that Tommy would pound them one if they did say something. For the most part. I hated dodgeball the most of any of the games we had to play in gym class. but whoever it was was going to be sore when it hit. I was safe up where I was. something caught my eye. I tried not to pay attention to what was going on below me.down on the floor and noticed one of the other groups in my class was playing dodgeball. Instead. and I had no desire to be down on the gym floor. I’d look down and check to see if he was still hard. Sometimes the ball left a welt or even a bruise. Coach hardly ever paid any 28 • Dodgeball Erection HJ March 2012. then sneak off somewhere until the end of class. I didn’t see Tommy. Dodgeball Erection • 29 HJ March 2012. He had caught me staring at him. His face turned stoney. When Coach blew his whistle to signal the end of class. I kept staring at him. most of the other guys were finishing up their showers as I was heading in. I could feel my own cock starting to stir in my sweatpants. or did it turn him on knowing that he was causing the other guys pain each time he hit them with the ball. For a moment. because he was looking right back at me from the gym floor. trying to figure out what had gotten him so excited. not sure what I was going to do. but I had to admit he was hot. but he was covered with muscles. He had broad shoulders and a great set of pecs and biceps. it looked like he couldn’t have been wearing any underwear at all. At any rate. I was lost in my thoughts of Tommy. Then I suddenly realized I wasn’t the only one that was staring. As I stood there drinking in the sight of him. dark pelt of hair. and I found myself wondering what they would smell like after an hour of playing dodgeball. about finding someway to see it without him seeing me. I was daydreaming about it. shit! I thought. I wondered why he hadn’t worn a jockstrap. From the way his cock was tenting his shorts. Some of the guys would only do one or two laps. and his eyes narrowed as he looked back at me. I was sure I had just given him a great reason to beat me up. I didn’t like Tommy. and his large cock. When I got to the locker room. I stood at the railing and looked down at the gym floor. I thought about Tommy and his dodgeball erection. when the last bell rang.indd 29 2/20/12 3:35 AM . and I was pretty sure he didn’t like me. I could feel my face turn bright red. Was he thinking about his girlfriend. hard dick. He wasn’t very tall. or if he got dressed really quickly and headed out without taking a shower so no one would see him hard. I hung back a little bit and did one extra lap while everyone else hit the showers.attention to the group of us that ran laps. As much as I was glad that I hadn’t run into him in the locker room after class. his hot body. His armpits were covered in a thick. then headed out to my afternoon classes. All through the rest of my classes. I wondered if his hardon ever went down. and he must have had a pretty good idea as to why. Oh. I took a very quick shower. I started running my laps again. Tommy must have sensed he was being watched. I really did want to see his naked. The park had a wooded area with a couple of trails that led through it.” I said and just kept walking. I saw you.I was still in kind of a daze as I left the school building. I wondered if he was going to beat me up. “Shut up!” then continued on. I know you were staring at my dick. I know you were checking me out. I stopped and turned around. when I almost ran smack dab into Tommy.” he stammered. but there was no way to avoid it without looking like a pussy. I didn’t really want to go into the woods with Tommy following me. 30 • Dodgeball Erection HJ March 2012.” “Fuck you. so that was the way I normally walked home. Tommy followed me. queer?” Tommy sneered at me. “C’mon. dude. “I … I could just tell. I finally realized that he wasn’t going to go away and leave me alone. “Campbell! Hey. I had been so lost in my thoughts. Campbell. Tommy followed me as I took off down the trail. I pushed past him and kept walking down the street. “What the fuck were you staring at today.” “What makes you think that?” I asked. “You probably want to suck it. slowly coming back to reality. I saw you looking at me. that I hadn’t even seen him. My heart was racing. but I had already headed that way by instinct. I’d look like a coward. dude. nearing the park. “I don’t know what you’re talking about. I usually cut across the park on my way home.” Without saying anything else. so I ducked into the park entrance. “Come off it.” he said. “What?” I said.” he said. I turned around long enough to say. “Huh?” I said. I could still hear his footsteps behind me. If I turned back now. “Look. I was probably going to get the shit beat out of me. I felt him grab my backpack as he caught up with me. One of the trails eventually ran right along my back yard. I could tell he was following me. “In gym class. Campbell!” he yelled. I was about three blocks from the school. You know you were staring at my dick.” I lied.indd 30 2/20/12 3:35 AM . Now it was Tommy’s turn to squirm. I had never blown anyone before. right?” We stood there quietly for a few minutes. “So what if I did?” He came up to me and grabbed my shirt collar.” he said quietly. “OK. man. “You probably wanted to suck it. “How could you tell? Why on earth would I be looking at your dick?” Tommy’s attitude changed abruptly. his expression softened. yeah.” Tommy spat out.” he said. looking down at it. I don’t know what you’re talking about.” “No. I knew I wanted it. “C’mon. He wanted me to suck him off. That’s why he followed me into the woods. Tommy Whittington wanted me – another boy – to suck his cock! I was too shocked to say anything. A look of surprise crossed my face. Tommy. “Now I remember. “I told you.” “It was hard! All right? ’Cause I had a fucking bone on!” “Oh. Maybe you’d better spell it out for me. I could feel it. and I suddenly realized he was hard again.” He hadn’t been waiting for me after school to beat me up. As Tommy stared into my eyes. “’Cause it was … you know …. “Please …. I may have noticed that. hard cock sticking out of his jeans.” “Shit! You noticed all right. he was hoping he could get me to suck his dick.” I said casually. It was almost a whine. Help a dude out. He jammed his hands down into his jeans pockets and stared at the ground. Tommy slowly let go of me. neither one of us moving. seeing Tommy standing there with his long. As a matter of fact.” I said quietly.He was embarrassed.indd 31 2/20/12 3:35 AM . man. but when his crotch knocked against my thigh. He grabbed the growing bulge in his jeans. I guess you did. And now. the only sex I had ever had was jerking off by myself. You must have really gotten turned on playing dodgeball. you probably wanted to suck it!” Tommy bumped up against me.” You could have knocked me over with a feather. so I pressed my advantage. It wasn’t as obvious in his jeans as it was in his sweatpant shorts. “I’m so fuckin’ hard. He was still holding me by my shirt collar. but he wasn’t nearly as menacing as he had been a moment ago. Dodgeball Erection • 31 HJ March 2012. “Suck it. ” he said. Tommy gave me another thrust or two. pushing more cock into me. Not the whole thing. then groaned loudly. Campbell. yeah! So fuckin’ hot! Sweet fuckin’ mouth!” and started thrusting his hips forward. “Thanks. I was taking his cock easily. thick load pouring out of his cock and into my mouth. “Don’t jerk it. and took some of his shaft into my mouth. Tommy groaned. His crotch had the randy. We pulled apart and eventually caught our breath. 32 • Dodgeball Erection HJ March 2012. I wanna cum in your mouth. I had been so focused on him. he turned around and headed out of the woods. I wasn’t really sure how to feel about what had just happened. See you in school tomorrow. and heading home. I just got down on my knees in front of him. but I liked it. but definitely enough of it to satisfy him.indd 32 2/20/12 3:35 AM . I moved forward a little bit. He was already leaking from his piss slit. When I finally got the hang of his fuck rhythm. It was really hard and felt kind of gristly under the skin. “You’re all right. picking up my backpack. It was practically vibrating as I gave it a couple of strokes. and it looked like I had made a new friend and gotten rid of one of my bullies. I gagged a little bit. Tommy stuffed his cock back into his jeans. I guess I’d find out for certain when I got to school the next day. musky smell that only teenage boys have. “Oh. As I tasted the warm. but it wasn’t too bad. but I wasn’t sure. I sat there on the ground for a few more minutes before getting up. As I walked through the woods. As I listened to Tommy’s breathing getting more and more ragged. funky. I had had a great time. I spontaneously fired my own wad into my pants. my slimy Jockey shorts sticking to my softening cock.” I walked up to him and wrapped my hand around his prick. suck it. leaned forward and took his cockhead between my lips. “Oh. that I hadn’t even noticed my own boner. It tasted kind of salty. reached down and ruffled my hair. I realized that my own cock was rock hard in my pants. fuck!” Tommy groaned. thank you! I’m so fuckin’ horny.” It never occurred to me that I might not like that.” With that. “Oh. fuck.Tommy let out a relieved sigh and breathily said. A man’s dick doesn’t do that. “And what the hell is this?” he asked. Dad and Mom are always getting sex toys. I am in such deep shit. “Now I got to order one and hope it gets here before they notice!” I yelled. your dad can’t keep it up?” “I dunno. I get my butt snapped with a wet towel by Franky. Yesterday. sit on the ball. “That’s an E-Z Rider. watch it!” I yelled too late. Hal slammed the E-Z Rider hard against the wall and it popped! “Oops!” he said. “It’s got this thing poking out.The PUDman Cums Ahh! Home from school at last! What a day. it makes your mind ponder what toys they are using. First.indd 33 2/20/12 3:35 AM . What toy could possible make Mom giggle like that? What instrument is making Dad pant and groan so hard? And my parents aren’t the least bit ashamed about their over-active sex life. “You’ve got cool parents. A teenager shouldn’t know what an E-Z Rider is. You fuck your ass with that.. my best friend.” Hal said.” I told him. It’s like living with sex addicts. I know Mom likes the vibrating ones. How embarrassing. Look at all these dildos. I hate high school! It’s just after 3:00 p. the class bully. maybe they won’t notice. time to check to see if that special package is out for delivery. Hal laughed.” I told him. “Fat chance!” I said. my English teacher gets down on my case for not having my book report done. “You owe me!” “Whatever. “You shove that plug up your butt. I wish I had normal parents who didn’t love fucking so much. In Spanish. I get yelled at for not conjugating my verbs correctly. The PUDman Cums • 33 HJ March 2012. “Hey. Hal.” he said. It’s embarrassing to go into their bedroom. “What do you do with it?” Hal asked. and bounce up and down. pulling a big rubber ball out of the closet. “They got so many toys. trying to dribble the ball. man. “So which one of your parents uses it?” he asked. In gym. and I were going through their dresser and closets.” I told him. “Fuck. dude!” he kept saying. You never know what you’re going to find.m. Listening to them carry on at night. “Shit!” I yelled. rubbing the butt plug that was attached to the ball.” he said. What’s the matter. ” he says. His boner is so tight inside his pants. I manage to scribble my signature on line seven of the clipboard. you got a pen?” I ask. holding out a clipboard. he can’t reach it with his two hands occupied. I look into his eyes. Nothing yet. His grin makes me blush and makes my dick even harder. PUDman grins. I check the tracking number on the internet. and why is a boy like you getting it? I’m curious. It’s for my parents. It’s 3:40. boy. I’ve got my face glued to the window watching for that PUD truck. raising his eyebrow. PUDman says.And that’s what I’m checking on now. “I’ve know there’s a pen in the kitchen.” I tell PUDman. the package is out for delivery. The truck pulls around the corner. I didn’t expect PUDman to follow me into the house.” he says slowly. “It’s not for me. “I need your signature on line seven.” Mr. He is so cute. I wish Dad was that good looking. My nervous fingers shaking. Here comes the PUDman.m. His smile makes my dick bounce. 34 • The PUDman Cums HJ March 2012. kid?” PUDman says. “Honest. I wouldn’t mind listening to Dad porking Mom if he looked that good. Yeah! It’s 3:30 p. According to the Pacific United Delivery website. “What could possibly come from Butt Universe. That would get my dick hard.” I say. Dad and Mom won’t be home until seven. Even if he has a pen. I turn and run to the kitchen to get a pen.” he says.indd 34 2/20/12 3:35 AM . Here’s your package. The PUDman shrugs his shoulders. I ordered the E-Z Rider from Butt Universe yesterday. “You want to see what’s inside?” I ask.” he says with a laugh. He looks back. They promised it would be delivered the next day. “Here. “You order something from Butt Universe for your parents? You expect me to believe that. but PUDman doesn’t move. “Special delivery for a Matt Hardman?” the PUDman asks. “It never is. holding the package in one hand and the clipboard in the other. “Thanks. I take the package. He’s got his hands full.” I explain. I’m at the front door before the truck stops. “A delivery from B-u-t-t U-n-i-v-e-r-s-e. There it is. and the snake that’s filling out his pant leg.” he says. “Uh. holding out the box. That. indd 35 2/20/12 3:35 AM .The PUDman Cums • 35 HJ March 2012. He pulls on the E-Z Rider’s butt plug. I open the box and pull out the E-Z Rider. “You got to be fucking kidding me!” the PUDman exclaims.” He shoves a finger into my hole. “Hmm.” 36 • The PUDman Cums HJ March 2012. “Tight!” the PUDman exclaims. “Tight and hot!” I yank my butt off his finger and run to my bedroom. kid. I turn around and show him my bubble butt.” the PUDman says. The PUDman feels it. little bubble butt. “If this fits. I peel off my t-shirt and the PUDman growls. “You bought your parents an E-Z Rider?” “What? You know what it is?” I ask. You deliver for PUD and you see everything. land on my belly and spread my legs for the PUDman.” he says. His dickhead is wet already. I let out a yelp. My best friend was over yesterday and he popped my parents’ E-Z Rider. kid. It tickles when he rubs it between my butt cheeks.” the PUDman says as he rubs his dickhead right on my hole. since it’s brand new. tossing his uniform in the hallway. stroking his heavy pant leg. so will it. boy.indd 36 2/20/12 3:35 AM .” I can’t stop grinning. I fly onto the bed. your parents will know this isn’t theirs. I watch him slap his dick against my cheeks. I’m in love with this PUDman! What the hell! We’re all alone in the house. think this will fit up your butt? Looks like you’ve got a tight. He comes after me. I had to buy a replacement before they notice.” I explain. You’ve been looking at this. “That’s my boy. break it in. His dick is as beautiful as his face! “Nice ass. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. Want to show it to me? See if this fits? I know you do. honest. “I like a tight boy butt. and no one will be home for hours. You know.” I’m naked in seconds.” he says. It’s the truth. taking the E-Z Rider from my hands.” “It’s for my parents. “And you know how to use this?” the PUDman asks. you know? You want some help with that?” I gulp. He runs his fingers over my hard butt cheeks. The PUDman grunts.” I blab. “This is as big as the plug on the E-Z Rider. “Not bad. The PUDman is serious. “I bet you do. I just blush and the PUDman says. “You’d be surprised what I know. He fondles my ass some more. You better you use it a few times.“I swear. “the entire time. The PUDman Cums • 37 HJ March 2012.indd 37 2/20/12 3:35 AM . With his strong throat muscles.” he grunts. He shifts his butt over the E-Z Rider. sits on it. the butt plug pops in with ease! The PUDman kneels in front of me. my neck. His lips are on mine. He holds me still. boy!” I do my best. “Grab it. The smell is intense. kid!” He grabs my ass and drills in deep. The butt plug so intensifies the pleasure. Now he’s showing me how to really use the E-Z Rider. the PUDman yanks his dick out of my ass. My asshole is slick from the PUDman’s cock juices. “Can’t get you pregnant. me and the PUDman. The PUDman grabs my body. My nuts are on the verge of popping. It pops in easier than I thought. works that plug deep up inside him.He makes me scream when he pushes his dick hard against my hole. my lips. “So sweet! Now let me see you ride this!” he says. 38 • The PUDman Cums HJ March 2012. “Nice hole. “Oh. grabbing the E-Z Rider. kid. Now he’s kissing my belly. Here it cums!” he groans. sweaty bodies on it! Good thing we still got hours to break it in. boy. “Squeeze it. boy. His tongue is down my throat. “Yeah. His tongue is in my mouth. The PUDman finishes drinking my spunk. my chest.indd 38 2/20/12 3:35 AM . fuck!” the PUDman moans. shoving my boy dick as deep down the PUDman’s throat as I can. Cum shoots high into the air. We’re going to use every minute having a good time. “Oh. My hole is so hot and wet. He expertly pulls my ass off the E-Z Rider. he milks my dick until I’m screaming with pleasure. and shoves his cock back up my hole. yeah!” the PUDman moans. Drain my dick. Now I know why it’s Dad’s favorite toy. I love the wet heat on my ass. here it cums. I hop onto the E-Z Rider. He keeps me from bouncing. clutching my bed and grabbing his probing dick with my sphincter as tight as I can. It splashes hard on my tingling butt cheeks. My nuts fire simultaneously. popping my dick into his mouth. Streams of endless boy cum shoot from the tip of my dick down the PUDman’s gullet. I bounce up and down on the E-Z Rider. My body is shaking like crazy. Dad and Mom will never know it’s a brand new one. I love it.” the PUDman yells. not the way the PUDman is bouncing our hot. Too soon. I squirm with delight. an excerpt from BACKWOODS. 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PO Box 2000 Bow. because his bleached-out bib overalls was as loose as his t-shirt was tight. It was true I couldn’t help noticing he had a hell of a lot of beef on him. even if I do say so myself. and you know how Levi jeans are. “Should be light comin’ through a three-inch hole under a rafter along about eight feet straight in front of you. That didn’t seem to bother him none. Me neither. I gotta admit I ain’t no virgin. it’s hot up here. He didn’t give me any indication whether he thought so or not. He moved his baseball cap to the back of his head and give me a good long look up and down.Cum Stain on the Ceiling by Jack Walden First off. ’specially when you don’t wear any skivvies? Anyways. Couldn’t tell about the rest of him. doing it in such a way I couldn’t help but stick my hind end in his face when I climbed up into the opening in the hallway. Be sure you stay on the rafters ’cause the ceiling ain’t nothin’ but single-layer sheet rock. Torquing cooze is my all-time favorite exercise. I wasn’t. I see it. like.indd 44 2/20/12 3:36 AM . unshaven face that wasn’t helped by the cigarette butt he had clamped in his horse teeth. “It’s dark!” I called back down to him.” “Yeah. I do got a little experience there.” “Take yer shirt off. Damn. was I drunk last night”. an’ besides who’s gonna see?” 44 • Cum Stain on the Ceiling HJ March 2012. So when the big boss sent me off to fill in as assistant to an electrician I ain’t never worked with before. in that other category. however. right? Even if it ain’t my natural inclination.” “Gotcha. hanging out of my clothes or nothing.” I said. but only because his t-shirt was so tight it bunched up in his armpits and the sleeves didn’t hardly cover half his tattooed shoulder muscles – USMC on one side and a bulldog on the other. you need to know I ain’t one of them fruity types. Just shifted the butt and drawled. He held the aluminum a-frame for me. it didn’t bother me none that he turned out to be a real ugly dude with ears that stuck out a mile and a creased. the way they hug your butt and your crotch. Yer gonna get it all dusty otherwise. I’m worth looking at. you know what I mean? Why turn down sex. “Get yer ass up in the crawlspace where I can feed you the wires. mostly coming under the heading of “Boy. but I did have the sleeves chopped off of my flannel shirt. yer really sweatin’. yeah. “here y’go.” Through the hole. I watched him bulling a fancy ceiling fan up to the top of the ladder. He fed the wires up through the hole to me. but there wasn’t enough light in there to actually see what he was sporting in his crotch. damn it. I don’t want no splinters in my johnson. keeping your elbows and knees balanced on the tops of the rafters. The crawl space between the ceiling and the roof wasn’t quite high enough so you could actually crawl. one white. He give me a short length of two-by-four and told me to nail it across the tops of the rafters directly above the hole while he set the ladder up under it. breathing through his mouth. he threaded the ends up to me. I could see him standing halfway up the ladder with a couple of wires in his fist. He had a yellow plastic line tied around the rotor housing and once he got the fan balanced on the top step. and per instructions. “Jeez. To do that last part. I ran them between the rafters all the way back to the hallway and down between two wall studs to where he’d cut a hole for the switch. He stood under me. Pull the shaft through the hole an’ tie it off around the two-by-four. When I leaned halfnaked out of the opening to hand it to him he watched real close.” Cum Stain on the Ceiling • 45 HJ March 2012. it’s gotta be a hundert ’n’ ten up here. Looking through it. Like I said. like. arch my body over the hall opening. I had a pretty good view down inside his baggy overalls. his arm muscles swelling with the strain. too.” “Well. You had to kind of scrootch yourself along. I know.” “I tol’ ya. “This’s the hard part.I quick popped the snaps and pulled it off.” “So take yer pants off. Wasn’t easy since my tool belt had a screwdriver that kept jabbing me in the thigh and a hammer nudging against my nuts with each scrootch.” He shrugged and sent me back along the rafters to the hole. who’s –” “Gonna see me. I had to.indd 45 2/20/12 3:36 AM . “OK. but I got there eventually and wiggled my fingers through the hole to let him know I was there. From this angle.” “So? Me neither. I ain’t wearin’ no underwear. I’ll come up there and join up with you an’ then we’ll do all the mountin’ and screwin’ together. himself. humping a couple of inches at a time. He was starting to sweat. one red.” he said. what with him squirming all over my half naked body. I gave it a strong jerk and hit my shoulder on a nail or something sticking out of the bottom of one of the roof beams. Then I felt the wet tip of his tongue touch my shoulder and he started to lightly lick me. but I didn’t hesitate doing it. so I tried to keep a straight face too. “I can’t get past yer tool belt. “Use yer tongue and lick the dust and blood off. Spit is good for wounds.indd 46 2/20/12 3:36 AM . It hurt?” “My sweat’s makin’ it sting some. I don’t mean his porkroll – though now that I think about it. Didn’t want him thinking I was having.” his voice was thick with phlegm. like.He said that without cracking a smile. By then my jeans were slid down to where they must of been exposing half my asscrack. I thought. “I see it now. Don’t need no stitches or nothin’. he probably was getting a woody by that point.” Nothing happened for so long I thought he wasn’t going to do it. I gotta come up there now anyways. Yep. A couple more seconds of that. He pulled himself up some more until his chest was pressing down on my half-bare asscheeks through my pants. Yer gonna need to take it off. After a couple of seconds his big callused hands grabbed the sides of my rib cage and he got into licking me a little more emphatically. Can’t see it.” It wasn’t that easy what with him laying on my legs and weighing them down. and soon I heard him scrooching up behind me until he was wedged on top of my legs.” He dragged the ladder back to the hall opening. Uh-oh.” “… What?” I felt him stiffen up when I said that. and when he said “Undo yer jeans. I tied off the knot. Lick it. dirty thoughts or nothing. but at last I got the buckle open and laid the belt over the next rafter beside us. “Ow! Fuck!” “You OK?” I told him what happened. I tried to point over my shoulder. Think so. “You bleedin’?” “Dunno. yer bleedin’. and then to make sure it’d hold. 46 • Cum Stain on the Ceiling HJ March 2012. It’s anna-ceptic or something.” “Just lay there. It’s for sure I was.” “Bad?” “Naw. He stopped and started fumbling around. he sucked on it. you know. “You won’ need none. stuck his nose into my crack.“Now push ’em down. now. it makes me shiver and I clamp shut a little tighter. His hot breath smelled of cigarette smoke and the rest of him stank of fresh sweat. his calluses scratchy on my naked cheeks. By the time I’m through …. I don’t think I can. he hoisted himself onto on my bare back. lube or nothin’. and with every swipe he got his fat tongue a little further into my hole until I was lifting my butt to help him get in even deeper. Cum Stain on the Ceiling • 47 HJ March 2012. so it took a minute to maneuver its pointy glans up against my slicked-up pucker.” He left the statement unfinished and scrooched down a little further. “It’s there. look. Once he’d got me thoroughly opened up. kid.” I couldn’t get them much below mid-thigh. kid. “What’re you doin’?” I asked. shifting his hands from my sides to my ass. By this time. Spread-eagled on top of me. The buckles of his overalls were cold against my shoulder blades. not without any. like. He slid his thumbs into the sweaty cleft of my rump on either side of my sphincter.” he whispered in my ear. uh. but this dude sure knew what he was doing. I could feel the head of his prick wedging itself into the wet crevasse of my ass. take it.” I breathed. My dick was real happy to be freed from the hot denim. “Get me in position. He didn’t just lick it. I ain’t hardly started with this tongue of mine. it was getting stiffer and I could feel a trickle of sweat run down the shaft and drip off the end. It was real thick and real hard.” “Oh. “Waddaya think? I’m getting’ m’dick out. and pressed his tongue in between his thumbs. he propped his elbows and work boots on the next two rafters over from the two I was balanced on with my full-blown boner waggling down between. Whenever somebody licks my asshole. and I slid my hands under his groin and felt around until I grabbed the wet column of his cock. boss. he’d licked along my backbone and was down to the small of my back.” He snorted. chewed on it.indd 47 2/20/12 3:36 AM . “OK. With him laying on my fully-bare buns.” He raised his hips. indd 48 2/20/12 3:36 AM .HJ March 2012. indd 49 2/20/12 3:36 AM .HJ March 2012. “All right!” he panted. ramming inch after inch of himself into me. “Go for it. but he was right about me not needing any lube.” he said as he extracted his softening cock out of my ass. “Yeah. Making strangling noises in the back of my throat. Always does.” Just before we left the job. chewing on my earlobe and pounding faster and faster in my ass. He must of repeated that a half dozen more times until his ball sack was empty. just a little each way ’cause I didn’t want to raise up too high and have him spear himself on the same nail I hit. “OK. “I came all over the wallboard. It didn’t take long before he had me ready to unload. until finally his hairy balls was mashed against my buttocks. He could tell it.indd 50 2/20/12 3:36 AM . That tongue of his had got my asshole in a very welcoming mood. The whole length of his shaft was slippery with our sweat and his spit.” he snorted.” “I know. now fuck y’rself with it.” He indicated the ceiling fan.Usually I ain’t that easy to fuck. crammed it back in and held it again while giving me another spurt of cum. kid!” He put his prick on full throttle now and that was all it took to push me over the top and trigger my orgasm.” he said and didn’t waste any concerns for my comfort. I could feel it jerk as he shot what must of been a big wad of jizz into my ass. He didn’t even have to press very hard before the head popped through into my rectum. Probably gonna soak through. too. “We got some serious screwin’ to do. “Now pull yer pants up. he pointed to a damp spot the size of a half dollar near the fan. I started spraying my juice all over the wallboard between the rafters. He pulled almost all the way out. but he went at it even harder. kid. 50 • Cum Stain on the Ceiling HJ March 2012. I started humping my ass up and down on his dick. ain’t cha?” I was gasping too hard to answer but I nodded. I was going to spew. If he continued to shaft me like that. He caught the rhythm. He clamped hold of my shoulders and shoved his dick all the way in and held it. “See ’at? Souvenir of you an’ me. Him and me worked together a lot after that. “You gonna cum without even touchin’ yerself. Cum stains on the ceiling got to be our trademark.” he grunted and stuck his tongue in my ear. The dude fucked even better than he rimmed. He let his sweaty weight sag down on top of me. and comparing our growth with our father. I liked seeing my little brother do this. we would jack each other’s cocks and cum that way. Our father was always saying there was too much cock for such a small house! It was normal to see or hear our dad beating his thick Italian sausage. altogether.Stud Brothers by Joseph I can’t remember when it all started. and even though we were all very different people. Even after we both went to university. and when he came. Growing up in an Italian household. we would fall back on our old habits when we saw each other on holidays. being the oldest. But we now shared stories of the girls we fucked when we masturbated together. and getting a partial hardon as he bathed. We slept in the same bed until high school. and clothing became optional. my brother Adolfo. he always let out a deep groan. and our father. Sometimes. or my cock getting sprayed with my brother’s cum as we pumped our Stud Brothers • 51 HJ March 2012. but it didn’t take long for him to catch up. not hiding a thing from us. every one was very relaxed about being naked in front of each other. Our mother had passed away when we were very young. or who had more sperm in their balls. Being naked around each other was not an issue. We grew up always seeing the changes in our bodies. had reached maturity before my brother. but they did not stop. it was so long ago in my memory. Once in a while. I. As we got older and began to date girls. Papa would see us heading for the bathroom with cum dripping off our stomachs. we had one thing in common: very big dicks. we would fuck the same girl at the same time. I often saw my father in the shower getting ready for work in the morning. and my father never remarried. and started most of our mornings a sticky mess. soaping up his genitals. and chuckle to himself. who was a widower. There was only me. we had fewer of our masturbation sessions. Getting hard and comparing our cocks became a normal part of growing up in that house. Feeling my brother’s cock next to mine in the same vagina. On more than one occasion. and it would often make me hard again right away.indd 51 2/20/12 3:36 AM . It was a house of men. in a very small house in Naples. Adolfo sometimes would scoop up our collective jizz and eat it. my brother and I would shower together while our father shaved. Adolfo and I would often be having a contest to see who could cum the fastest. 52 • Stud Brothers HJ March 2012.indd 52 2/20/12 3:36 AM . being in a band and putting the family treasure on display like that. often wearing a suit and tie. Adolfo raised up and moved himself into a sixty nine position. The girl said she wanted to see us suck on each other. Once. but then we both relaxed and got into it. and my hard penis was near his mouth. and while she sat in an armchair looking at us on the bed. I found it wonderful. I being short haired and clean cut. and he was doing the same. and I have become a successful business man. almost always wearing a tight t-shirt and jeans. My loose fitting pants cannot hide my huge cock. we were sharing this young girl in my bed. Taking him as a lover proved not a difficult thing at all. and he loves me very much.loads into the girl’s stretched out pussy was always a real turn-on for me. fucking my face as he continued to orally service me. his head resting on my thigh. and stream after stream of hot juice shot out of her vagina. appearing on stage in his tight jeans with his big penis stretching the limits of the cloth of his pants. covering Stud Brothers • 53 HJ March 2012.indd 53 2/20/12 3:36 AM . She encouraged me to kiss Adolfo on the mouth. but I had never sucked a dick before and was not sure I would like it. Adolfo is even more obvious. and she wanted to see two men make love to each other. having his hard member throbbing on my tongue. We look very different. and my full crotch is always getting a lot of attention. Adolfo is more of an artist. and he being shaggy and bearded. Adolfo opened his mouth and began to sweetly suck on my engorged cock. as well. He was passionately working his hips. The familiar smell of his crotch was not new to me. and I know my brother felt the same. The young lady moaned while she watched and rubbed her clit in a frenzy. I love my brother. He gets many girls that way. At first it seemed strange. My brother’s big. she exploded. The girl was watching us and masturbating her wet pussy. I opened my mouth to receive him. I explored my brother’s mouth with my tongue. Our hands found each other’s hard cocks. The feeling was so intense. and liked the feeling it gave me. enjoying the show. uncut cock was right in my face. something we had never done before. As my brother and I continued sucking. I ran my hands up and down my younger brother’s fine. We are older now. veiny. and plays in a rock band. muscled body. I began to wonder why we had not gone to this level before. and we continued kissing very deeply. Adolfo and I put both of our hard pricks into her wet pussy at the same time and fucked away. It was something we had done before. All three of us were wet with our juices. These were the dog days of July. Just like we did when we were growing up. He swallowed everything that came from my balls. His balls tightened up against the base of his cock.indd 54 2/20/12 3:36 AM . We loved sharing our cocks. though. Frank DeVeo had no problem with his sons lounging around the house naked. It was clear to me it wasn’t so much the girl that was making me so hard. Seeing this. we were kissing each other as we fucked. who I loved. and he began a low moan. since we know each other so well. and each morning. We moved in together. I shot my own intense load into my brother’s mouth. and making each other cum as we had for years in the past. we become a sticky mess again. see the ad on page 39. We slept a bit. I remembered that he liked the taste of cum. so I pulled my lips off of him. but now we shared even more love and pleasure. but this time. shooting string after string of hot juice all over me while I watched the show just inches from my face. rubbing our cocks together as we fucked. For more information.herself and the chair. but my brother. and made no move to cover up until they saw their father’s face. I was not so sure I could handle his cum in my mouth. Lance and Bobby seemed unashamed. though – that was a different matter. so he was not having any problem drinking me in. and began to move my fist very fast up and down his wet penis. and their air conditioning had busted a week ago. and the feeling of our cocks together that really turned me on. We no longer needed a woman to share to have sex together. things became different for my brother and me. and the girl came over to us to lie down between our spent bodies. After that night. and we found it wonderful to be able to make love whenever we wanted. so nudity around the house had become de rigueur. With hardons. Nothing gives me more joy than to be cumming with my brother. Family Business by Natty Soltesz An excerpt from the book Backwoods. and later that night. 54 • Family Business HJ March 2012. shaking his head. sweaty chest.” Lance mocked. Gauging that he’d relaxed. His hard cock was the real stunner.” Bobby said. but the work had been more arduous than he’d expected. The casual intimacy he’d developed with his sons was one of the pluses that had come from Debbie’s departure. DeVeo Landscaping. Bobby. He was protective toward Bobby. he stripped off his jeans and shirt. anyway?” Frank asked. His sons had tossed the pillows aside again and were still boned up. He remembered what it was like when he was his sons’ age – in fact.“Sorry. though. He threw one to Bobby. and this summer his boys had been working with him more than ever (so much that he was considering renaming it DeVeo and Sons). He’d given them the day off. He ran the cold glass bottle down his hard. Hardons. He supposed he was more irked by their lassitude than by their hardons. Setting the bottle on the counter. was spread out on the floor next to his feet. too. He grabbed a beer from the fridge. Frank sat on the couch next to Lance. “This one lady has these huge knockers.” Frank chuckled. “She keeps taking her top off.” Lance said. “You’re such a nerd. Family Business • 55 HJ March 2012. holding his beer at his side. He took another drink of beer. in the sexually-arid year since the boys’ mother Debbie had left the family.” “The plot’s ridiculous. “Just this movie.” Lance said. Frank turned back to the kitchen. He returned to the living room. Dad. amazed at how much he’d matured in the past year. “The plot’s ridiculous. The landscaping work was making his body muscled and defined. “What’s got you fellas so horned-up. They turned from the TV and looked to their dad. opened it and took a gulp. the extreme heat had exhausted his nerves. Now it was thick-rooted and long. Already he could feel it warming his mind. Frank owned his own business. the younger of the two.” “Cut it out. grabbing a pillow from the couch and holding it over his crotch.” Frank said. he could empathize all to well.indd 55 2/20/12 3:36 AM . He looked at Bobby’s body. He wondered if he’d overreacted. whose quiet intelligence was often steamrolled by Lance’s loud antics. who did the same. Who cared? It was actually kind of funny once you thought about it. neither bothered to re-cover themselves. It seemed only yesterday he’d sported a hairless baby dick. he took a long chug. He sat on the couch so that Frank was wedged between his sons. “Beat em’s about the only thing we can do. you kids must be horny. shrugged. And the four beers he’d drunk had junked-up the workings of his moral compass. Lance was justly proud of his body and showed it off at every opportunity.” Frank smiled. the bottle ice-cold on his burning hot skin. Cracking it open. you guys. “That’s not entirely true.” Frank said.” Lance said. Apparently he’d gotten the DeVeo big-dick gene after all. “Must be all these teenage hormones in the air. So had Lance. They watched the movie in silence for another half hour. barely-dressed young bodies.” Lance said.indd 56 2/20/12 3:36 AM . He leaned forward and grabbed the fresh bottle of beer that was waiting for him on the coffee table. On some level he’d been expecting this.mounted from a dense thatch of pubes. 56 • Family Business HJ March 2012.” Frank found himself saying. “I guess if you can’t beat em …. Now they were watching some beach-y MTV atrocity. I’ve never seen such rampant hardons in my life. Frank took a gulp of beer. Dad. His boys looked up at him. “Damn. His sons stared at it brazenly. letting free his sweaty bone. crossing his arms in front of him. Frank smiled. The bigtitted actress came and went. It wasn’t like he hadn’t noticed his sons’ regular ritual of spending entirely-too-quiet hours together in their locked bedroom. Bobby turned and looked at his father’s rod-ridged briefs. like.” “Huh?” Bobby said. at this point. a waist you could encircle with two hands. “You’ve got it just as bad as either of us.” Frank said. His hard cock. “I bet I could toss off a load by barely even touching myself. but his sons’ boners never flagged. Frank took in the perfect v-shape of his torso.” He stripped off his briefs. with your mind?” “Bullshit.” Lance said. “What. lolling against one golden-haired thigh like the tongue of a lazy dog.” Bobby went to the kitchen and brought back a beer for his dad. “Jesus. then set it between his thighs. but no surprises there. all toned and tanned. “Speak for yourself. ” Lance said. and his breathing sped up and his blood pumped faster. “Your turn next.indd 57 2/20/12 3:36 AM .. His kids watched. with as little stimulation as possible. He swiped the bottle long from balls to shaft and caught the head in the bottle’s mouth just in time. don’t let yourself get carried away. at least a five-day load. “There’s no way. He kept at it. He’d contract his sphincter and make his boner bounce.” Lance got a good rhythm going.” Frank explained as Lance pressed the bottle to his boner. His creamy. “It’s a good thing to learn. cause there’s gonna be times in your life when you have to hold back. The first pulse of his orgasm hit.. Dad. rubbing against the underside of his prick. Jesus. but the deal was almost done. and he knew it wouldn’t take much to release his – what was it? . and his technique only unraveled the more excited he got.” Frank said. and as his orgasm crested. I want to do it next. and handed it to Bobby who examined it with wide eyes. Increasingly frantic vibrations were strumming from Frank’s cock to his mind. but he was humping the bottle more than letting it tease his prick. Grasping the base of the bottle. Lance took the bottle from him for a closer look. This was his favorite way to cum. and a thick stream of sperm splashed and sunk into the half-full pool of beer. he rubbed the rim of it up and down his shaft.” Lance said. his fingers started working overtime. “Goddamn. that felt good. glass rim against his randy prick. “Holy crap. incredulous. Family Business • 57 HJ March 2012. “No way. the boys’ jaws on the floor as their dad orgasmed before their eyes. “No way. sometimes plugging the bottle with his fat cockhead. wiping the sweat from his face.” he said. Shot after shot it came. yeah. His throes subsiding. Frank lifted the bottle from his still-dripping cock and held it up to the TV’s light for his boys to see. reaching over to snatch the bottle from his brother. There was just no controlling the kid when he had his mind set. Soon his fingers were roaming from the bottle to his shaft. until they reverberated like a scream. viscous load marbled the amber liquid.He set his boner so that the head of it rested on the bottle’s lip.” Lance said. Frank sighed. relishing the feel of the smooth. narrow.” Frank said to Bobby. “The key is to control it. and the heat was impossibly thicker.” Lance said.indd 58 2/20/12 3:36 AM . Bobby. Lance missed the bottle on his first shot and sent it streaming almost all the way to the coffee table. Frank slapped him on the back. slow passes he worked up to it. I’m sweating like a whore in church. keeping strict contact of the bottle’s edge against his fat shaft. It had been full before he’d gone to bed. “Oh.” Frank said as his youngest son went up to bat.” Lance conceded. so Lance stepped in the tub and rested between his father’s hairy legs. and Frank had just settled in to a tub of cold water when Lance barged in the bathroom. however. Dad. § § § The next day was their day off. His cock. “Anybody want a sip of my beer?” Frank joked. Frank didn’t say anything.” Frank said. With long. he noticed the empty bottle on the coffee table. Bobby managed to do it right. “It’s been a while since I’ve taken a bath with one of my sons. “I guess I could try. and there was no way Lance could’ve missed it. “Not sure that there’s room for two in here.” “I was gonna do the same thing. hey. sounding more unsure than he’d meant to. He still managed to make a substantial deposit into the bottle. but soon it was at throbbing attention. his back to his dad. “Good stuff.” Lance said. “You show him how it’s done. was half-hard. It certainly didn’t feel fatherly. and he had a pretty good idea it hadn’t been poured down the drain. trying to lighten the situation. His initially-soft cock was smushed against his son’s slick lower back. like a part of himself he’d lost years ago. “What are you doing?” “Just trying to cool off. and only minutes seemed to pass before he was blowing his own load into the family gene pool. straining against his skin as he got more and more ramped up. Frank noticed.Still. it was quite something to watch his son get off.” Frank said. Bob. The sight of his young muscles. The next morning. approaching the edge of the tub. 58 • Family Business HJ March 2012. They did what they could to cope with it. which Frank and Bobby took time to examine.” he said. His boys laughed. Just as he’d suspected. Even the smell of his musky young body – it was both alien and familiar to Frank. “You’re one to talk. “Isn’t that what you boys do with each other in your room?” Frank said. “Yeah. “Hey Bob.” he said. Frank noticed him and took his hands away. trying to banish the guilt from his voice. jealousy. too. “Ain’t we a picture.” Frank said.” Lance said. “This should be interesting. “This is nice. He looked down Lance’s muscled frame and saw his son’s hard cock resting against his hairless abs. They floated together in the water.” Bobby stepped inside the bathroom. He ran his calloused hands down to Lance’s stomach and wrapped a fist around his son’s cock.” Lance said.” Lance said.” Bobby said as he stepped inside the tub. Frank felt up his son’s sweat-slick chest. Kinda like when I was a kid. Bobby and I used to take baths with you all the time. “I know.Lance pressed down on his father’s knees and scootched back. and desire. but he felt intoxicated just the same. Frank sat up to give him room and Bobby crouched tight at the end of the tub between Lance’s legs.” Lance said.” Bobby said. They probably would’ve taken the act to its logical end if Bobby hadn’t shown up outside the door. It was a fiery mix of apprehension.” Lance said.” he said. He almost choked on his next words: “Blow jobs?” “Yeah …. “We’re trying to cool down.” Lance said. Bobby looked at the two of them and half-grinned. “Dad was jerking me off just a minute ago. looking at them curiously. Lance shifted. He’d Family Business • 59 HJ March 2012. “Geez you’re horny. He picked up his father’s hands and brought them around his body. Frank took a deep breath. reaching out to massage his sons’ shoulders. “It felt good.” Frank said. you should get in. I saw. Lance arched his hips to meet his stroke.indd 59 2/20/12 3:36 AM . Lance’s liquid movements stimulating his dad’s cock while Frank held his son’s body in one hand and his son’s throbbing cock in the other. said. indicating that bj’s weren’t the end of the story. “Like what?” Frank. Frank hadn’t had any beer that day. lying fully on Frank’s furry body. “Jerk each other off?” “That and some other stuff. rubbing his dad’s boner against his back. ” Lance said.” Lance added. “I’m just curious. They went down on each other in a relaxed. All were quiet for an awkward moment. “Lance usually cums first. Frank’s own dick was dripping like a motherfucker. side-by-side on the bed with their heads at opposite ends. the precum streaming down his shaft and collecting at the base. the duck being led by his ducklings. for longer this time. “Just do what you normally do. “And you swallow and everything?” “Yeah …. dripping water. but it’s better when we get it at the same time. “I said ‘usually’. “That’s sort of the point. heads bobbing with intensity. They went down on each other again. Frank couldn’t imagine a more perfect arrangement.” They hoisted themselves out of the tub. but what he hadn’t felt afterward was guilt.felt similarly the day before.” Frank said. where was the harm? “Pheww.” Bobby said. No wonder Lance usually came first. looking up to gauge their dad’s reaction. They seemed to be pretty adept at making one another feel good. deep-throating him effortlessly again and again.indd 60 2/20/12 3:36 AM . They stopped after a few minutes. “That I’d like to see. all the way to the boys’ darkened bedroom.” “Like I said. “If you want to see it that bad.” Frank said.” Bobby said.” His sons looked at each other and grinned. Dad. the air filling with stuffed-mouth moans. Frank followed them down the hall. then fell into position. running his hands down his face. “I’m not judging.” Bobby said. 60 • Family Business HJ March 2012.” “We’ll show you. They reached for each other’s cocks. their cocks three loaded canons.” Frank said. His boys were really getting into it now.” Bobby said. “Pretend I’m not even here. The boys sat on the bed and their dad sat across from them in the desk chair. practiced way. They’d all had fun. when they’d jacked off together.” “Do you guys cum in each other’s mouths?” “Well … yeah. immediately going for a sixty-nine. Bobby was able to take all of Lance’s cock down his throat.” Lance said after a beat. Lance usually cums first. “That’s not always true. ” “I mean.” Frank said. “She was wilder than you’d think.” Lance said. But Lance and Bobby just shrugged. you know. resting on his side. “Lance never lets me do it to him.” Lance said. “You mean you guys have really never done that before?” They shook their heads. I could never think that about you guys. “Well. we used to take turns on each other instead of sixty-nineing.” Bobby said. “I could cum any minute.” Lance sat up. Frank cut them off and had them get on all fours beside each other. then they took turns.” Lance added. are you guys all right with it? You know … sucking your dad’s cock.” His sons looked both bashful and proud. keeping a tight suction on their dad’s cock. They looked at him strangely when he suggested eating their asses. “In fact I think a blow job would feel pretty damn good right now. “I don’t ever hear you complaining.” “Weird? No. With the two of them on their hands and knees before him. coming off his brother’s dick.” Lance said.” “You used to take it up the ass from her?” Bobby asked. then moved to Bobby’s hairless. pink Family Business • 61 HJ March 2012.” “See?” Bobby said.” Bobby said.” “No way. “Your mother used to do it to me all the time. I love you guys.indd 61 2/20/12 3:36 AM . He couldn’t remember the last time he felt this good. “In fact I’ve got a strap-on dildo around here somewhere that she used to use on me. whoa.“Whoa.” Lance went first. “Yeah. their smooth young butts spread out behind them. Frank rested back on his hands.” “Well …. “I think it’d be fun. We could do it like that. Frank stood up and sat on the edge of the bed. the three of them lazily stroking their dicks to keep them charged. worshipping the very thing that had made them.” To hear it aloud made it seem so transgressive. it was hard not to get ideas. Bobby went next. “Don’t tell me you guys haven’t tried that yet. “Are you guys gonna keep going? I feel like maybe I should try to get in on this myself. we were just talking about it the other night. lying on his stomach and easing in between his dad’s legs. “We didn’t know if you’d think we were weird. He buried his tongue in Lance’s butt first.” Lance said. Frank felt Bobby’s asshole tighten and spasm around his cock. Bobby held on for dear life. stroking both of them at the same time. “Oh. and got on his back with his legs in the air. but Bobby he fucked slow and steady. Frank expected Bobby’s ass to be the more accommodating of the two. and then he was losing it too. Bob. He pumped him a few times. but Lance was a natural.” with all the requisite demands on Bobby to fuck him harder and deeper. slack-jawed. He felt something hot hit his back and realized Lance was cumming too. Frank was sort of surprised by his own stamina. directing his load all over their sweaty. and it seemed to fit Lance: he was a “bossy bottom. Can you cum with me?” Bobby nodded. “You want some too. he thought. but he could wait. my god. Bob?” he asked. “I’m gonna cum in you. but the more Frank tongued Lance’s ass. To be young again.” Frank said to the both of them. Frank had learned a term from one of his gay clients. every move. Frank took his time. “Good job.” Lance said. Frank obliged and slipped a fat finger past his son’s virgin hole. the more he loosened up. Bobby nodded.crevice. He reached around to feel their moist cocks. jerking his re-charged tool. “You all right?” he said to Lance. Almost in unison they pushed his hands away. “I could go for another if you wanna fuck me. who still had his ass in the air. 62 • Family Business HJ March 2012. Frank chuckled into Lance’s ass. then let Bobby have a go at it. overworked bodies. and quick on the trigger. Frank had already made his decision. He talked them both through it. From what they’d said. They looked in each other’s eyes. Dad. Lance was fingering his ass. Frank lubed him up and switched sons. Soon he was pushing his dad’s head into his butt. rearing back and straining to take more. his load shooting deep into his son’s hole. He blew it in his brother’s butt in three minutes flat. The glee Bobby got from fingering his older brother was obvious. Their asses were tight and tangy. obviously ready for more. and he let himself get into it.indd 62 2/20/12 3:36 AM . giving Lance the pounding of his life. your dick … your dick …. Bobby seemed sensitive to every jab. Bobby watched them. with tenderness.” Lance blathered as his dad plugged him and gave him a sharp slap on the ass for good measure. Dad. but it was a lost cause for his first time. and Frank couldn’t resist letting him have his first piece. Frank wasn’t above sloppy seconds. The older they got. they harder it was to keep them under control. but their lips stayed together and adjusted until they were parted. and be there when they came home in the afternoon. This felt good. I sold insurance as a living and worked out of a home office. If I had a regular job and didn’t work from home. there is no way I could have raised the boys on my own. It was just last year that I had to shell out $700 to take care of another girl he’d knocked up. “Maybe we’ll get into it a little more. now that we’re older. then the three of them did it together in a messy mass of lips and tongue.” Frank added. “You guys used to kiss your old man all the time.“We should kiss. the bill was $1. Lance went first.” Lance smirked. or their hardons. because who needed excuses in the presence of such deep and elemental love? Out of Control Raising three boys on my own was more challenging than I ever imagined.000! And I had to drive this girl out of state to deal with it. or the lack of ladies in their lives. Bobby went next. This year. as if for a smooch. you need to find another good woman. but no woman I dated was her match.” he said. “George. “No doctor is going to fix an eighteen year old. Frank thought. She meant well. was irreplaceable. Frank nudged his tongue between Lance’s lips and he opened wide to take it in. “Can’t I just have him fixed?” I asked my brother. whopping the back of my head. but Patty. I wasn’t having any more of it. “Get a doctor to vasectomize the boy until he’s through college?” “Don’t be silly. There were any number of excuses. There was just no way around it. It meant I could see the boys off to school. my late wife. but none of them mattered. Things came to a boil last month when I had to empty my wallet to take care of a second pregnancy my oldest boy James had caused. I was ready to snip my son’s balls. Say it had been the heat that had brought it on.” my mother kept pleading.indd 63 2/20/12 3:36 AM . I tried dating two years after she passed. don’t you think?” Frank said after they’d collapsed on their backs in a row.” Out of Control • 63 HJ March 2012. I yanked their curtains open. “What?” he asked.” he snarled. boy. “Wait. “Don’t be ridiculous. Fifteen minutes later. For years.” I told him. “Hop to it. I had an hour before I had to wake up the boys. the boys filed into the kitchen for their breakfast. I got the boys’ breakfast ready. and as long as I kept sperm from popping out of James’ dick nothing would happen. but I just couldn’t bear to part with something my late wife used every day. boys! James! Edgar! Kyle! Up! Up! UP!” I ripped the covers off their beds and slapped their butts hard. “What now. “Drop your pants.indd 64 2/20/12 3:36 AM .” I told James.” I demanded. It was just past 5:00 a. at least until he was out of high school. A year ago I nearly chucked it during spring cleaning. I was in the bathroom shaving. I was pretty sure he’d go along with my scheme. When they didn’t stir. James was feeling pretty bad about having caused me to spend a small fortune on his problems. like I do every morning. I racked my brain thinking how to keep my boy from getting another girl pregnant. morning sunshine. “Drop your pants and whip out your nuts. morning showers. flooding their bedroom with bright. They jumped out of their beds and ran off to the bathroom to take their quick.“What about if I take him down to Mexico? I bet I could find a doctor there who’d give my boy a vasectomy. and went to the boys’ bedroom to wake them up. “Six o’clock. A plan popped into my head early Monday morning. “You heard me.” 64 • Out of Control HJ March 2012. but it wouldn’t register in his dick brain. and roared. Desperate times required desperate measures. Dad?” he groaned. There was no connection between it and his ears. I clapped my hands loudly. I could talk to him until I was blue in the face. It takes sperm to cause a pregnancy. “You just need to sit your boy down and have a man-to-man talk. set the kitchen scale I needed for my plan on the table.” My brother whopped me again. My late wife had used the kitchen scale all the time when she cooked. My boy’s brains were down in his dick. boys!” I yelled.” I rolled my eyes. I had kept it on a top shelf.m. Once my boys had run off to school. My two other boys giggled as they watched. Maybe the boys were giggling ’cause James got a raging boner. but he did as I ordered. son. Dad. I wagged my finger at them. and you’ll be on the same regimen!” “Yes. we’re going to measure them again.” James looked at me like I had lost it. “Now this is what we’re going to do every morning until you get out of school. hard dick back into his pants. something I could strap on my boy. I didn’t have to deal with a floppy dick getting in the way. Maybe I had. No wonder he had no trouble getting girls to open their snatches for him.” James muttered. “Your nuts better not weigh any less you when you come home.” I barked.” I said firmly. I was very hopeful that this regimen was going to work.” “Yes. and carefully set his nutsac onto the scale.” I said firmly. “Every time you leave the house. grabbed his nutsac with the other. If I was a female. “You get any girl pregnant. I didn’t give a shit. I could easily maneuver his nutsac onto the scale. I told James in no uncertain terms. tucking his big.” they replied meekly. When you get home. I noted the weight in grams and wrote it on the sheet. “And don’t you two get any ideas. you better have a damned good reason. “We’re going to weight these nuts of yours. Dad.James looked at me like I was crazy. I looked at my hand. They better not be any lighter than when you left.indd 65 2/20/12 3:36 AM .” my son said. What James sprouted was impressive. and I’m going to write down how much they weigh on this sheet I have on the fridge. Out of Control • 65 HJ March 2012. I’d want that stick poking my pussy. You hear?” “Yes. Tapping my pen on the sheet. which had just fondled my nearly grown son’s genitals. Grabbing the base of my son’s hard shaft. Seeing how compliant my son was. I’m going to weigh these balls. “If you ever come back with your balls lighter than when you left. It made it easier to weigh his nutsac. I grabbed his bare ass and pushed him to the edge of the table where I had the scale. Dad. And with his dick pointing up to the ceiling. I held up his cock with one hand. my next idea was some sort of chastity belt. lock with a key and know he could only use his dick at my discretion. If it didn’t. 66 • Out of Control HJ March 2012.indd 66 2/20/12 3:36 AM . ” I said with a laugh. The next morning.I smelled my hand. The kitchen scale was on the table. I looked James in the eye and asked. it was fully erect. He knew I wasn’t going to let him out without weighing his nuts. are you?” “I’m $1. “Hmm. weighed it. I got the same result.indd 67 2/20/12 3:36 AM . “Didn’t you jack off this morning? Yesterday?” James shook his head. and breathed a sigh of relief. “No you can go upstairs and whack off. and the second he walked in through the back door. I pointed at the scale. Dad. “You’re not serious. It was heavier than the day before. we’ve got a problem. if you like. The scent was strong enough to make my dick stiffen. and carefully set his nutsac onto it. I couldn’t believe it. James stepped up to the scale. son. James just scowled at me as he pulled up his pants. Even knowing his dad was going to weigh his nuts when he got home might not be enough of a deterrent to keep him from plugging some girl’s hole to drain his nuts. checked the morning weight.” James relented. it would be the same as letting my boy walk around with a loaded gun. and I took hold of his hard cock. He pushed his jeans down to his knees and pulled back his shirt. I noted how many grams his nutsac weighed. James showed up just before four o’clock. The tang of my son’s hormones lingered on my fingers. I weighed it a second and third time.” I said. “When’s the last time you jacked off. Out of Control • 67 HJ March 2012. The kid had to be horny as hell. I set his nutsac on the scale. I grabbed his boner.” James answered. exposing a rising cock.700 serious. “This is the only way I can be sure to keep you from knocking up another girl. Watching him appear with a full blown boner made me feel something warm between my legs. son.” I said. From three o’clock onward. “You don’t know?” I said. James came into the kitchen holding his underwear and jeans. “Dad!” James exclaimed. Why wasn’t my son beating off more often? If he hadn’t beat off in more than a day and if I let him go to school. It felt good in my grip. I was in the kitchen by the back door waiting for him. “You’re OK. son?” “I dunno. I kept an eagle eye out for my sons. Before I could touch his cock. pulled him close to the scale.” I said. and noted the weight on the sheet. indd 68 2/20/12 3:36 AM . son. He bucked and a bolt of pure white cum blasted onto the scale. “Draining your nuts. “You’ll feel much better soon. I soon had the slick fluid coating every inch of his rod. “Boys.“Problem?” Edgar carped as he bounded into the kitchen. “Yesterday?” I asked.” Edgar said. His face turned red. my boy bolted. “OK. “The day before yesterday?” I asked. “Yeah. “I can’t let you out of the house like this. It was incredible watching the expressions on his face as he released his youthful energy.” I began to stroke his long shaft. “I know he beat off Sunday. son. It only took my dick a few seconds to become fully erect. Precum filled the well around his piss hole. “That’s too long. James closed his eyes in shame. It was fantastic to watch. “when’s the last time you saw your brother beat off?” The two boys looked at each other and shrugged their shoulders. letting go of his cock. With my other hand.” I said.” I said. I managed to keep his cum wads from spilling off the scale. “Maybe.” James bit his lips as I worked his cock to ecstasy.” I said.” Edgar’s and Kyle’s eyes lit up. So that was what those sluts saw when he came up their twats. sending the slick fluid streaming down his shaft. As I pumped his cock. the tip moistened. James let out repeated gasps as he came. son. “Dad! What are you doing?” James cried. 68 • Out of Control HJ March 2012. it responded to my touch. My big cock made a massive tent inside my morning sweats. Edgar and Kyle noted and whispered to each other about my huge erection. It kept oozing out until the well overflowed. They shook their heads. did James screw up?” Kyle asked as he took his place at the table.” Kyle said. but his dick didn’t soften. Curious. looking at the Edgar and Kyle. With my fist pumping his dick. “You can’t go to school with a set of full gonads. I aimed his cockhead at the scale. and I’ll know I don’t have a horny son walking around school ready to fuck some eager slut. They were thrilled watching me pump their older brother’s cock.” I said. Instead. When I rubbed it over his glans with my thumb.” I said. “This won’t take long. son. Out of Control • 69 HJ March 2012.indd 69 2/20/12 3:36 AM . I was surprised to see a strapping man answer. He sat down to eat breakfast. Confession of Another Straight Man Over Christmas and New Years. “Ah … this is from my mother. and peas.James opened his eyes. My mother was always doing things for people in need. Johnson’s door. “It’s for Mr.” she told me. take this over to Mr. One afternoon when I came home from school. holding out the pie plate loaded with food. meatloaf.indd 70 2/20/12 3:36 AM . I was in Minneapolis visiting my son. I never read that magazine. Recently. My regimen was working. And if my other boys started misbehaving. I was just curious what sort of stuff my son read. then stepped into his briefs and jeans. It was working for me. and with his fingers. it was a regimen I was going to use with them. that’s another matter. “Are you busy. Johnson. Did my son have thoughts of doing stuff like that with me? Anyway. wiped off the bits of cum which lingered on his cockhead. I took the kitchen scale to the sink and while the boys were busy eating their cereal. that’s very thoughtful of her. I found the magazine interesting – and troubling. I waited until my boys were off to school. so when he asked. He had penetrating eyes.” The man smiled. I happened to read “Confession of A Straight Man” in the January 2012 issue of Handjobs. boy? You 70 • Confession of Another Straight Man HJ March 2012. he had surgery on his right hand. I hadn’t had such a glorious orgasm in years. Johnson was an older man who lived alone. mashed potatoes. that I can’t fathom any harm coming from my putting it down on paper. Don’t get me wrong. she handed me a pie plate loaded with pie. The story got me in the mood to share a confession of my own. Mr. Johnson.” he said. This happened so long ago. and found the magazine in his reading material. Then I pushed off my sweats. It was working for James. “Here.” I explained. When I knocked on Mr. and Mother felt sorry for him. poured James’ cum wads onto my cock and beat off with my boner well lubricated with my boy’s fresh cum. I poured as much of my son’s cum into a cup as I could. “Why. this is Stacey from down the street. revealing a rather muscular chest. so I knew what he looked like. Mr.” “Hmm. You’d think it’d be easy just handling him by myself. But with his hand still bandaged. I’d seen him working in his garden. Johnson said in a gruff voice.” Mr. Johnson set his bare butt onto the bed. and Kyle secured it tightly just below his elbow. He took off his shirt. Johnson’s right pant leg. son. son?” “Stacey. “He can’t stand that he needs help.” I told him. Johnson grunted. It didn’t seem to surprise Kyle. Johnson. “He’s a very independent fellow. He looked at me with a sly grin. “This way.indd 71 2/20/12 3:36 AM .have a few minutes to help me with my dad?” I nodded and stepped inside. and there was Mr. I’d never been this close to him before. Once his dad’s trousers were down to his knees. Johnson’s boxers. “Dad.” the man told me. His right hand was wrapped in a bandage. I felt like I was invading something private. he didn’t look that old. he can’t get it wet. Kyle undid his dad’s belt buckle and yanked his pants down. We entered a bedroom. “His mother sent him over with some home made cooking. it looks good.” Kyle told his dad.” the man said.” Kyle told me. Johnson’s legs. He set Mom’s pie plate in the kitchen. but you don’t know my dad!” he said with a laugh. “What’s your name. “I’m Kyle. Johnson couldn’t easily undress. “OK. Kyle pulled down his dad’s boxers. Confession of Another Straight Man • 71 HJ March 2012. I wondered why he needed my help with that. His heavy cock and balls dangled between his legs. or ever talked to him. Stacey. I wasn’t prepared for the massive boner that shot up between Mr.” Mr.” Kyle said. With his right hand out of commission. pointing down the hallway. Kyle grabbed the left pant leg. “This is where I can use some help. I got down on my knees and grabbed Mr. “I was just getting ready to help my Dad take a shower. Stacey. Up close. Mr. His dad slipped his hand into the bag. it just felt strange watching this older man getting undressed. and we both pulled until we got the pants completely off. Then Kyle removed Mr.” “Oh.” he said. I don’t know why.” I said. Kyle grabbed a plastic bag from off the dresser. I was getting uncomfortable. “You grab the other pant leg and pull. ” he told me. The shower was a large. our three dicks jutting out. All I had done up to that time is date girls.” I was a shy kid. I didn’t even shower after gym class in school. automatically displaying himself in the presence of other men displaying themselves.“Ready. I’d even fucked a few. Mr. Johnson. Dad you keep your right hand up to keep it dry.” the old man said. Up to that point. “Here. Kyle was so casual about getting undressed in front of me. Stacey. a young guy he’d never met. a male. My dick was the hardest and stuck up the most. Johnson’s stuck out at a 90º angle. 72 • Confession of Another Straight Man HJ March 2012. Sort of like a peacock displays his feathers to show other peacocks how virile and strong they are. I’ll wash his front. All three of us headed off to the shower. like three males competing with each other. He didn’t wait for me to react. it was practically touching my belly.” Kyle and his dad were at ease showing off their boners. Kyle’s cock stood up at a 45º angle. I like to think that it was me. so it didn’t take me long to get comfortable with my state of excitement. his big cock poking out in mid air. Kyle turned on the shower. I ripped off my t-shirt.” Kyle said. I wasn’t prepared either when Kyle started undressing.indd 72 2/20/12 3:36 AM . Looking back. Dad?” he asked Mr. But when I saw Kyle’s dick stick up at the ceiling when he peeled off his briefs. “You better get undressed. “Otherwise you’ll get your clothes all wet. It was just an instinctive reflex. that it made me feel ridiculous for feeling nervous about getting undressed. handing me a bar of soap. “You wash Dad’s back. my cock turned rock hard in an instant. He stood up. All three of us fit in comfortably. I couldn’t remember the last time I’d been naked with another guy. It was so erect. In a few seconds all three of us were drenched with hot water. undid my jeans. walk in shower. and had pushed them down to my ankles when I noticed that Kyle had a boner inside his briefs that was every bit as impressive as his dad’s! I was such a straight kid that I’d never even beat off with another boy. Kyle was soon down to just his briefs and socks. “Yup. too. At first. It had nothing with me being a homo. I could see Kyle clearly. It was so odd feeling another man’s ass. He’d been carefully washing his dad’s hardon and nutsac. my dick throbbed. “Shove your cock up his ass.” Kyle said. The hot.indd 73 2/20/12 3:36 AM . I had my fingertip on his hole. Decades later. so I kept my finger inside. It felt warm and soft. Stacey. Johnson just groaned. Then the three of us dried off. especially his butt hole. Johnson felt my fingers on his ass and shoved his butt out so I could work my fingers into his crack. pushing more of my finger into him. It didn’t seem real. I wasn’t prepared to see Kyle’s tongue flick back and forth over his dad’s dick head. and I went home in a daze. Even so. steamy shower made everything feel like a dream.” I still don’t know what made me go along with that suggestion. The man pushed back even further. I lost it and let my cum flow freely into Mr. “You want the kid to fuck you. Dad likes that. it still seems like a dream.” I said. “Good. I let out a chuckle when Mr. When Mr. It was so inviting that I stood up and just slipped my dick into Mr. The shower was filling with steam. “Go ahead. As I fucked the man. He took care to pull back his dad’s foreskin and wash all the cheese off his dad’s glans.” Kyle said. I was filled with curiosity.” Kyle told me.Kyle and I were standing as we washed the top half of his dad. Johnson. Johnson clean. When Kyle kneeled in front of his dad. To this day I have no regrets. “Or do you want me to do that. Dad?” Mr.” “It’s OK. Johnson bolted and fed his son a load of the cum that made him. When he let out a pleasing moan. and I watched jets of cum squirt from his cock and swirl down the shower drain. It felt as good as any pussy I’d ever fucked. I stopped thinking. and he pushed back so much that my fingertip slipped into his hole. I kneeled too. Confession of Another Straight Man • 73 HJ March 2012. Nor was I prepared when Kyle asked his dad. He stroked his cock a few times. Stacey. “Be sure to wash his butt crack thoroughly. boy. It must have been the way my finger felt inside the man’s hole. I just let the fantastic experience unfold. We finished getting Mr. Johnson’s delicious hole. 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