6/9/2015Destroy All Humans! E3 Presenter Script v3.0 WALKTHROUGH PRESENTER’S LINES Mothership looming above the Earth Welcome. What you are about to see is highly classified information. Prior to today, Majestic level clearance would be required for you to even know of its existence. UFO launch cinematic As you may have guessed, an alien entity has come to Earth. We have compiled this dossier on its activities, studying its powers and technology. As you may have guessed, the Earth’s integrity has been breached on two separate occasions. We’ve dealt with the first and have detailed files on the entities weaponry and considerable abilities. Fade to black and load Watch and learn! Roll Tape! Cinematic - bike riding starts Smalltown, USA. This could be your hometown, people! Cinematic - Crypto reveal in the cinematic This is the face of the enemy! He’s an ugly, little space baby, ain’t he! This is the entity! Don’t let his size fool you, as you’ll see he’s one tough customer. 1 6/9/2015 Cut to Crypto in the paddock, starts running to cows For generations these aliens have tampered with their genetic code. They now possess ungodly mental powers! Their scientists have tampered with their DNA and their deal with the genetic devil has given them considerable mental powers! Scan the cow Guard your thoughts well! The human mind is like an open book to this creature! Cinematic – Crypto gets angry at the cow. Dogs bark. The laws of physics are like putty to the alien mind! Crypto PKs and cow and moves it around. This is no illusion! Look how it draws pleasure from mutilating this poor bovine! Cinematic – Farmer comes out 1 in 5 Americans believe in alien abductions and flying saucers. That’s about to increase! Sees Crypto and advances, alert then aware The general public must not become aware of this threat. Isolation as re eduction is all we can offer these poor souls. Cinematic – Farmer runs and gets shotgun, then returns Despite their awesome mental abilities, the creature is NOT immune to physical harm. It can be killed! Farmer starts shooting at Crypto, hits once or twice Hypnotize farmer Weaker minds fall prey to the alien’s powers of mind control! Lead farmer to UFO You will be trained to avoid this fate! If you deny this training, you’ll be putty in 2 6/9/2015 this space freaks hands. Cinematic – Farmer is held in beam, Crypto initiates probe, first probe is painful 1 in 7 Americans say that they, or someone they know, been abducted by aliens. Cinematic – continues, second probe is pleasurable! 34% of those who have been abducted by aliens report having a positive experience Cinematic – third probe and drop farmer. <beat> Shocking, I know. Newspaper Headline, fade to black Utilizing our far reaching influence, we managed to keep the populace ignorant of the alien presence. Cinematic – Establishing shots of fair and drive-in Its fiendish plan to infiltrate humanity led from the isolated farms of the Midwest to bustling suburbia. Start in cover Body Snatch a person They can look like anyone. They could look just like you! <points> Maybe even you! <points> Run into the fair in disguise. Curious little bastard, ain’t it? Cortex Scan a few people Approach bottle neck crowd one and stop Notice how it avoids large groups of people. Perhaps it has difficulty maintaining the illusion of humanity? See how it avoids the crowds. Our top men believe this to be a weakness in it’s illusory powers. Hypnotize a person It can control the minds of the weak willed. Luckily some of us are trained to resist! 3 6/9/2015 Your very will will be tested to it’s limits! Guard your thoughts! Make the hypnoslave do a silly dance to distract the crowd See how easily the alien can make a person act against their will! It used this person as a distraction and passed by unnoticed. Approach bottle neck crowd two at the His escape is blocked by the crowd! fair exit Who knows what is going through his twisted alien brain, but he’s clearly confused by the crowd! PKs the ferris wheel and rips off carriage, even goes and looks The alien kills innocent humans and clearly has no remorse. Its alien mind is clearly warped. Crypto runs into the drive-in in entrance in disguise, moves past couple and queue of people See how it doesn’t pay! We suspect it has communist leanings and is trying to form a fifth column. See how it doesn’t pay! We’re not sure if they use Rubles or Deutschmarks, but they’re clearly not comfortable with the greenback. Crypto watches the movie We recruited the finest film-makers in Hollywood. The message – Aliens don’t mess with us! Cinematic – Crypto delivers a speech / ultimatum The alien has a high tech arsenal to match his mental powers. It is adept at using them to destructive effect! Chaos ensues Newspaper Headline As the alien became bolder, hiding its presence required more extravagant cover-ups. Fade to Black Start in alleyway The alien attempted to infiltrate the highest levels of government! We are 4 6/9/2015 Scientist walks past and checks time only as strong as…our weakest link! Body snatch scientist Dogs are man’s best friend…and thus an enemy to marauding space freaks! Walk past dog, it barks Walk past Town Crazy and listen We let the crazies say what they want. Those nutjobs do a fine job of discrediting themselves. Scans the mail box, get the wacky interpretation of it The alien seems to lack understanding of some elements of human society. One weakness exposes itself as the alien tries, clumsily, to interact with humans. This may be your first and only chance to identify one. Conversation minigame – soldier challenge Conversation minigame – Crypto response The alien can have a strong influence on weak minds. Conversation minigame – Crypto response See! God forbid the creature gets anywhere near our feeble minded president! Cinematic – G-Men attack Luckily there is a group of us strong enough to resist its alien powers. Crypto’s disguise comes down He’s unleashing those ray guns onto innocents. Those people didn’t stand a chance! Open street combat ensues Crypto gets into the UFO and takes off Flying saucers are QUITE real, and the freaky little guy has one of his own. UFO chaos ensues 5 6/9/2015 Final volley of Quantum Deconstructors takes down the big buildings OH THE HUMANITY! Fade to black Just remember, we took one of these bastards down at Roswell, we can do it again. They are NOT invincible! Newspaper Headline Cinematic - Crypto in front of Capital Building Fade to Black Be vigilant! Report any alien activity! The enemy could be any of us! It could be YOU! The Invasion Begins – 2005 Fade to Black 6